Why are you here?

No, not is the metaphysical sense, but why are you here on SG? And on the Sex Talk board?

Me? I'm here for the beeyatches with piercings and crazy tats. See, My old lady is waaaay too conservative to ink up her lilly-white skin, and she doesn't even wear earrings.

I gotta live vicariously, so God Bless all y'all who love to walk on the wild side and show it to the world.

SG helps to put some mo in my jo. I can envision how lovely my lovey would be with a nice Buddha tat while I'm kissing her back, or imagine how much fun it would be to roll a hood piercing on my tongue...

I know some of you out there are feelin' me, and some are creeped-out. Either way, I'm just keepin' it reeaal.

First of all, I'm here cause I clicked the link ...... hehe

Secondly, I love photography and the creativity they bring to a lot of the shoots. The women are HOT... and I like to look at the tats, which enhances the sex appeal of the SG girls. *takes a drink of water.. set flashback*

Plus, what man doesn't like to look at women... nude to boot, and I'm a semi-good boy and I like to look at bad girls.

Lastly, who would want to look at a "Dorothy Mantooth" chic (Anchorman ref. again? i know, I have to stop watching that movie) in pics, when you could have one of these women?

"beeyatches" ??

Sweet Jesus.

Hey, at least he's keepin' it real.

Odds are you wont be.

The community: my regional groups, specifically. Seeing this thread was confirmation.

I love naked goth, punk, emo girls!

"tats"??

Welcome to the Internet

I'm here to see people make fun of you for using terms like "beeyatches".

I was really hoping that they didn't.

"beeyatches". . . hah.
a 34 year old using that term makes it that much better/ really fucking sad
his poor girlfriend, god save her lilly white skin

Why do you care PhallusMalice? Are you a cop or something? We're just trying to have a good time, narc. Why do you want to destroy us?

why are you there? not in the metaphysical sense...

or more importantly why is she?

I'm on this site for it's incredibly fantastic and highly advanced search feature.

Next on the Chapelle Show:

When keeping it real goes wrong.

I'm almost more disturbed by "my old lady."

thats some funny shit sister

Well judging by his profile, he seems to be making an attempt at "being cool" and he probably is mortgaged up to his eyeballs, been a victim of downsizing and saw Yo! MTV Raps (for the first time).

I am here because of my ex b/f. Long story, he's on here, will make it short...he told me about it, it looked cool, I joined. That's the Cliffs Notes version.

I originally joined because of the beautiful women. About 2 or 3 weeks into my membership I found out about the community aspect of the site, and thought it might be a good way to meet new friends. It has worked beautifully for me. I have got to hang out with a lot of really cool people this year and made some very good friends.

[Edited on Aug 07, 2005 by Gilby]

I am here because I really enjoy the masterbatorial aspect of this site. It really does it for me where others sites just fail. Thanks SG.

I joined for the boobs but I stayed for the community...and the boobs.