First Time

I was 17 and so drunk at the time I can barely remember it

I am still a virgin so i cannot comment on this

. . . that's about how long my first time took, I have since gotten exponentially better, motivated by that first, messy and all to quick session of sweet, sweet lovin.

Wish I had a better story. Just the usual. Home from college, met up with a rebounding high school friend, dated a while, fell madly in bed with each other, had some half-hearted wholly-disfunctional sex, and then hobbled through a pathetic excuse for six months together before putting the "relationship" out of its misery.

young, lots of sweat, blood, grunting, position changes, and a strong desire to do it all again 5 minutes after