Short Survey about an age old question

I was having a conversation at work today about the classic issue of dick size, and one of my coworkers had a very interesting take on the suject, which got me thinking. So, here, have a survey, easy as can be.

Girls - Which do you prefer, bigger, or smaller? Here's the kicker... Why?

Guys - Are you happy with what you've got, or not? Once again, Why?

i'm happy with what i've got.

why?

i feel my tongue is more important anyway.

I miss my turtleneck

I'm happy with what I've got! After all . . the girls always say "Oh my god, I can't get enough of you"!

Why do you ask, do you have a surplus you're looking to give away to dissatisfied males?

To answer....I'm not UNhappy with what I have, but I'm not happy with it either. I wouldn't mind a LITTLE more, but I don't need to be a superpornostar. I'm thankful that apparently I'm thicker than average which counts for more.

too big=difficult. giving head to guys with really large dicks is NO fun. i had a very um...large ex-boyfriend, and i now have jaw problems. and fucking without lube= ouch i'm surprised i do not also have a permanent limp.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!! WHY OH WHY DO YOU HAVE TO MAKE ALL US GUYS LOOK LIKE DICKS BY ALWAYS....ALWAYS ASKING THIS QUESTION!!!!!!!!!!


use the search feature!!!!!! there are already DOZENS of threads EXACTLY LIKE THIS!!!!!! you can either feel better about your size there or not!!!

[Edited on Aug 03, 2005 by thorr74]

I'm happy with what I've got. As for why, my fiance is happy with what I've got, and if it's good enough for her, it;' good enough for me

Feelings of inadequacy?

And while we're at it, guys and girls, do you like shaven or unshaven better "downstairs" if you catch my drift lol.

I hate to say it, but he has a point. Seeing the same topics gets redundant (and pisses off Morgan).

The search feature is your friend.

And to answer your question: As long as it isn't an elephant trunk, or the size of my pinky, if you know how to use it, I'm not going to care.

[Edited on Aug 03, 2005 by serenekerosene]

Hey, it's no random Dick threads week. I declare this thread in voilation!

you can keep those damn scissors the hell away from my jib thankyou very much!

My erection spans the universe.

couldnt have said it better myself

I only sleep with guys who don't care about their dick size or what I think of it.

[Edited on Aug 03, 2005 by GoatsGoToHell]

Am I happy with what I got?
Fuck No!
I want my foreskin back