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FridgeMagnet

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL
November 2004

AUG 02, 2005 11:56 PM

don't listen to people suggesting revenge. It's a nice fantasy, bad scene in reality. Trust me.

Helly

Helly

Australia
December 2004

AUG 03, 2005 12:05 AM

FridgeMagnet said:
don't listen to people suggesting revenge. It's a nice fantasy, bad scene in reality. Trust me.




agreed

Soldatka

Soldatka

Germany
May 2004

AUG 03, 2005 02:11 AM

What a bitch. Best revenge is getting on nicely with your life and ignoring the wee hussy. Don't get yourself into trouble over a pair of arseholes like that.

spellbinder

spellbinder

I'm lost
April 2005

AUG 03, 2005 02:30 PM

i'm not one that believes in an eye for an eye...but if you've ever taken any nude/semi-nude/provocative/embarassing photos of her you'd best to post them everywhere you can. Cheating is one thing but bringing the dude to your house thirty minutes after calling was wrong on a whole new level. You deserve retrebution!

But as i said before i don't believe in an eye for an eye. She cheated on you, that's voiding the contract agreement you two made. If she can't hold onto an agreement like that than she's not to be trusted and should hold no place in your brain or anywhere else in your life. Next time you see her look through her so she knows she's nothing to you!

[Edited on Aug 03, 2005 by hellraxor]

Riva

Riva

Apopka, FL
May 2005

AUG 03, 2005 03:06 PM

OK, not that I'm condoning this, but here is a great idea for revenge if you have the person's name and phone number...

Take a handful of old keys that you don't need anymore - keys to an old car, an old house, an old masterlock, or whatever. Put them on a keyring with one of those keychains that you can open up and write in (available practically anywhere.) Write the person's name, number, and "If found, $50 reward for return of keys!"

Then take the keyring to the jankiest area of town one night and then throw them out the window of your car. Some unsavory individual then will call the victim of your scheme looking for the non-existent $50 reward, and hopefully they'll call more then once. Repeat dispensation of keyrings as needed. biggrin

hotcurry

hotcurry

Los Angeles, CA
June 2004

AUG 03, 2005 08:45 PM

I'm so sorry this happened to you. She was quite out of line. Any other friend or even the police could have overseen the transaction.

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

AUG 03, 2005 08:48 PM

Every time I see this thread title I think it should be about someone getting off without getting their partner off.

ChezGeek

ChezGeek

Port Orchard, WA
January 2004

AUG 03, 2005 09:05 PM

she sounds like my ex

MageDragon

MageDragon

Anchorage, AK
July 2005

AUG 03, 2005 09:44 PM

Woo!@!! Ok, get this. im beyond all rage at this point, and I swear to god im not making this up at this point for your amusement or pity, im on with things and moving to another town, but I think you all deserve to know the final (hopefully) chapter of this.

Ten cool points if you can guess what it is!

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Today her dad came over (bc im still cool with him) to help me fix my truck. He seems kind of pissed. So, guy talk ensues, and I eventually say, hey, what the fuck is up? Apparently he found out yesterday...that they are getting married! In a week! There is no emoticon for the maniacal laughter, rage, and sheer incomprehension that I feel at this point. I was mad for about.....5 mins...then remembered I had washed my hands of it.

mydogfarted

mydogfarted

Oakland, NJ
June 2003

AUG 03, 2005 09:51 PM

Here's a suggestion:

Buy a can of sardines. Find her car, open said can of sardines and pour the oil from the can in the vents at the bottom of the windshield. When she goes to use the heat in the car, guess what she's going to smell.... wink

beckricci

beckricci

Spring, TX
December 2004

AUG 03, 2005 10:03 PM

Dude, I'm like Gandhi when it comes to stuff like this. But there's getting fucked over and there's getting fucked over. Please tell me that you aren't at least gonna stuff bananas in the girl's tailpipe!

MageDragon

MageDragon

Anchorage, AK
July 2005

AUG 03, 2005 10:06 PM

oh, there is so much being planned now...but of course... *I* am doing nothing...would be too obvious at this point who it is...and I want damage caused. Im going to be completely publicly available....while certain things happen....this is NOT going down without some retribution. trust me.

SluttyGoodGirl

SluttyGoodGirl

Portland, OR
February 2004

AUG 04, 2005 01:35 AM

what a BITCH

Darke

Darke

Columbia, MO
June 2005

AUG 04, 2005 04:58 AM

if she has anymore shit there, just leave it all by the curb and tell her it's public property if she doesn't hurry to claim it.

[Edited on Aug 04, 2005 by chiaroscurox]

[Edited on Aug 04, 2005 by chiaroscurox]

Arwen

Arwen

United Kingdom
November 2004

AUG 04, 2005 08:08 AM

Cailin said:

Thistle said:
What a cunt. At least you didn't marry her.



exactly what i was thinking



Agreed. Poke her in the fucking eye.

a548456

a548456

United Kingdom
OLD SKOOL

AUG 04, 2005 10:04 AM

chiaroscurox said:
if she has anymore shit there, just leave it all by the curb and tell her it's public property if she doesn't hurry to claim it.

[Edited on Aug 04, 2005 by chiaroscurox]

[Edited on Aug 04, 2005 by chiaroscurox]


Or just leave it all by the curb with a sign saying "Free Shit" and don't bother telling her. That's a really shitty thing she did to you, you're definitely better off with her out of your life.

serenekerosene

serenekerosene

Canada
October 2004

AUG 04, 2005 11:28 AM

MageDragon said:
Woo!@!! Ok, get this. im beyond all rage at this point, and I swear to god im not making this up at this point for your amusement or pity, im on with things and moving to another town, but I think you all deserve to know the final (hopefully) chapter of this.

Ten cool points if you can guess what it is!

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Today her dad came over (bc im still cool with him) to help me fix my truck. He seems kind of pissed. So, guy talk ensues, and I eventually say, hey, what the fuck is up? Apparently he found out yesterday...that they are getting married! In a week! There is no emoticon for the maniacal laughter, rage, and sheer incomprehension that I feel at this point. I was mad for about.....5 mins...then remembered I had washed my hands of it.



Get someone to convince her to take her honeymoon in Canada. I'll fuck her shit up for you. People like that make me a rage-bunny-monster-from-hell. mad

Sorry that happened to you dude, you deserve so much better than that shit. Don't sell yourself short.

marquisdivin

marquisdivin

Berkeley, CA
December 2004

AUG 04, 2005 03:53 PM

Thistle said:
What a cunt. At least you didn't marry her.



preach it, sister!

as painful as the experience was, better now than after the wedding, no?

pananarama

pananarama

Worcester, MA
August 2003

AUG 04, 2005 04:26 PM

Know where you're coming from dude, mine called me and invited me over and I was there in like a half hour. I knocked, knocked again, I waited a bit, came in and said "hello, #$^%@&, it's me" the dog ran to me and was barking and yelping for me to pet her, so one way or another, I knew that she had to know there was SOMEONE at the front door. She had a small apartment and as I slowly walked into the living room I saw her and some dude were fucking on the couch. I left, I was pissed, and I don't get pissed, we broke up after a three and a half year relationship like a week earlier, she was still telling me that she loved me and missed me, and I felt the same way about her. I don't care that she needed a little action, but you just invited me over, have some fucking decency, hell, common concern. It spawned a quote my firends called "George Bitter" they said it was the most bitter they had ever seen me, when I said, "I hope she chokes on his dick!"

MageDragon

MageDragon

Anchorage, AK
July 2005

AUG 04, 2005 10:41 PM

OOOookkkk, not writing it a second time, take a peek at the journal. wink

EDIT: I should really print up this thread and send it in to some cheesy soap opera as a makeshift script....make some dough. ARRR!!!

[Edited on Aug 04, 2005 by MageDragon]

LollipopGestapo

LollipopGestapo

Duxbury, MA
August 2005

AUG 07, 2005 01:13 PM

MageDragon said:
ok, recently, had a big falling out with my would be fiance. Caught her red handed screwing another guy. Saving the drama, I got pissed, upset, etc, and finally after a couple of weeks cooled down. By cooled down I mean I dont wanna kill her, but I hardly want to even seer her face.

She calls up, wants to pick up her stuff from my place, I think, sure, I wont kill her, im over crap now, come and get it. She shows up 30 mins later.....with the guy she screwed....WHAT, the fuck? mad Tell me its not just me that thinks thats a little out of line.


definitely... she could have at least caught up with him later... that was a mite inconsiderate... I'm sorry she didn't think of your feelings... frown

Drakenberg

Drakenberg

Ireland
June 2005

AUG 07, 2005 03:22 PM

The fact that You didn't beat that scumbag down, I'm talking about the guy here, tells me that you are a better man then me cause I would have aleast tried to take him to the wood shed. I realize that she has the major fault in this senario but my mama told me never to hit a girl, but my pa taught me to stand up. I'd wouldn't have stood for that shit man and I feel for you.

My suggestion is either to get shitfaced, roll over to her crib and tell her off, getting shitfaced is optional for those that need the final push, or key her fucking car or something. Seek to vent some anger man, cause you got fucked over royally, I say this as a suggestion because I can't imagine that you aren't burning with some form of rage.


I am not talking revenge here in some premeditated sense more so that you get the feeling that all of this happened without you merely being a spectator.

Step up man she fucked you over, now tell her in as many words how badly it hurt.


[Edited on Aug 08, 2005 by Darth]

padme

padme

La Mesa, CA
June 2004

AUG 07, 2005 03:29 PM

you shoulda put her stuff out front or something, maybe let it sit there a few days, then tell her iits ok to come get it.

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