Pretty Girls

Speaking as a straight man, the kind who likes hineys, jineys, boobies and their ilk, I feel that I can speak for all straight men, because I'm a pompous ass. When I see a girl with a "great personality" and a "fun sense of humor" buried under perky nipple nightstands and a taught little tushy my brain falls out of my ass relinquishing controll to "Gonzo's chin" if you know what I mean...


...I mean my testicles....


....because if you look at a flacid penis the shaft would be gonzo's nose and therefor...

.....yeah, they would be the chin....

Of course, its not ALL good for 'attractive people'. There was a study done that showed beautiful women suffer more violent crime.

I know, I know. A lot of you are shouting 'duh'.

i totally agree with you on this one.
everything is free. and it's really nice.

pros: bigger tips at work (i'm a barista), discounts, random nice compliments, people give their seats up, free iceream,

cons: guys staring at my boobs, getting harassed when i walk around my neighborhood, creepy guys hooking and yelling things from their cars, old guys staring at me when i play poker in tournaments at bars

I'm obviously not an attractive woman, but I have a few quite attractive female friends who request my service as a "guy deflector" when they want to go to a bar and just have a good time with their friends and not worry about guys talking to em and shit. they buy me beer all night and I just sit there. its a great lil deal I got goin