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akalucifer

akalucifer

Greenwich, CT
April 2005

JUL 28, 2005 01:30 PM

Thistle said:

MrMuller said:


You know, I was waiting for that, and I had my retort all prepared at one point. Now I'm drawing a blank, but I assure you it involved my massive, sturdy, and fearsome wang.
All I mean to say is, it seems to me that these days, and perhaps I'm wrong, most dildos resemble the current average penis size. Was that "average" for a tool size then? Or was that average for a penis size then? Perhaps it has many historical implications.

These are the questions about history that I'm afraid to ask.



Most dildos today are much bigger than the average penis. The average penis is about 5-6" long and 1-2" in diameter (based on experience and reading). Most men will of course tell you their cock is a lot bigger than that. Most dildos seem to be about 8-12" long and 2.5-3" in diameter. Vibrators are often more humanly sized, but dildos are generally fairly superhuman.




Hmmm... who's to say what's average? In some countries, the average size is shorter - and in fact, significantly shorter (there's even a web site in either Japan or Korea). I always thought all guys were at least 8 inches... but not having any experience... what do I know... so maybe while not a dildo, it could be a small figurine celebrating the male organ. Or a large one... depends on your perspective.

Keith

Keith

Oklahoma City, OK
August 2002

JUL 28, 2005 01:54 PM

Cthylla said:
Further, the speculated daily life of early Homo sapiens wouldn't have been "hunt, shit and fuck" along with oodles of free time. Between scavenging (more so than hunting), gathering edible plants, childcare, fending off predators, and a multitude of other demands on hunter-gatherers, free time was not a luxury. About 25,000 years later, agriculture would finally allow certain individuals to begin specializing in other crafts.



Actually, analysis of the few remaining hunter/gatherer societies in the 20th century showed that they had VASTLY GREATER more free time than more "civilized" societies, only working a few hours a day.

robosagogo

robosagogo

State College, PA
September 2004

JUL 28, 2005 01:59 PM

Thistle said:

MrMuller said:


You know, I was waiting for that, and I had my retort all prepared at one point. Now I'm drawing a blank, but I assure you it involved my massive, sturdy, and fearsome wang.
All I mean to say is, it seems to me that these days, and perhaps I'm wrong, most dildos resemble the current average penis size. Was that "average" for a tool size then? Or was that average for a penis size then? Perhaps it has many historical implications.

These are the questions about history that I'm afraid to ask.



Most dildos today are much bigger than the average penis. The average penis is about 5-6" long and 1-2" in diameter (based on experience and reading). Most men will of course tell you their cock is a lot bigger than that. Most dildos seem to be about 8-12" long and 2.5-3" in diameter. Vibrators are often more humanly sized, but dildos are generally fairly superhuman.



I always thought they were longer than average because you need a few inches to hold onto.

I hope that wasn't a stupid thing to say.

[Edited on Jul 28, 2005 by robosagogo]

PetiteParadox

PetiteParadox

Philadelphia, PA
January 2004

JUL 28, 2005 02:03 PM

triangle_man said:
"knapping flints"-interesting new inuendo. biggrin



I always knew that flint could be used to start a fire...but not down there... eeek biggrin

Cthylla

Cthylla

Philadelphia, PA
June 2004

JUL 28, 2005 02:06 PM

JasonDelane said:
I think you guys just enjoy saying dildo too much to let this thread die...



Actually, I hate that word. That's probably the main reason I attacked the thread. I'm not inspired to post very often. smile

robosagogo

robosagogo

State College, PA
September 2004

JUL 28, 2005 02:07 PM

Dildo makes me think of dill pickles.

Then Dill Pickle the baby from Rugrats.

DrNecessitor

DrNecessitor

San Jose, CA
January 2003

JUL 28, 2005 09:32 PM

Cthylla said:

JasonDelane said:
I think you guys just enjoy saying dildo too much to let this thread die...



Actually, I hate that word. That's probably the main reason I attacked the thread. I'm not inspired to post very often. smile



dildo
dildo
dildodildo

dildo dildo

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dildodildodildodildo

d i l d o

tongue

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JasonDelane

JasonDelane

Mountain Home Afb, ID
July 2005

JUL 28, 2005 10:48 PM

Think of what it would be like if it were a tool...like for plumbing....

"ahhh shit, there's a hair ball in there...Hey Frank!, hand me the dildo...maybe it'll clean this mess out"

crackedhead

crackedhead

San Jose, CA
September 2004

JUL 29, 2005 06:33 AM

*sigh* The inability of my penis to aid in the knapping of flints leaves me feeling so inadequate. Dildo.

Thistle

Thistle

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

JUL 29, 2005 02:24 PM

robosagogo said:

Thistle said:

MrMuller said:


You know, I was waiting for that, and I had my retort all prepared at one point. Now I'm drawing a blank, but I assure you it involved my massive, sturdy, and fearsome wang.
All I mean to say is, it seems to me that these days, and perhaps I'm wrong, most dildos resemble the current average penis size. Was that "average" for a tool size then? Or was that average for a penis size then? Perhaps it has many historical implications.

These are the questions about history that I'm afraid to ask.



Most dildos today are much bigger than the average penis. The average penis is about 5-6" long and 1-2" in diameter (based on experience and reading). Most men will of course tell you their cock is a lot bigger than that. Most dildos seem to be about 8-12" long and 2.5-3" in diameter. Vibrators are often more humanly sized, but dildos are generally fairly superhuman.



I always thought they were longer than average because you need a few inches to hold onto.

I hope that wasn't a stupid thing to say.

[Edited on Jul 28, 2005 by robosagogo]



That makes perfect sense to me.

Thistle

Thistle

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

JUL 29, 2005 02:26 PM

aka55 said:

Thistle said:

MrMuller said:


You know, I was waiting for that, and I had my retort all prepared at one point. Now I'm drawing a blank, but I assure you it involved my massive, sturdy, and fearsome wang.
All I mean to say is, it seems to me that these days, and perhaps I'm wrong, most dildos resemble the current average penis size. Was that "average" for a tool size then? Or was that average for a penis size then? Perhaps it has many historical implications.

These are the questions about history that I'm afraid to ask.



Most dildos today are much bigger than the average penis. The average penis is about 5-6" long and 1-2" in diameter (based on experience and reading). Most men will of course tell you their cock is a lot bigger than that. Most dildos seem to be about 8-12" long and 2.5-3" in diameter. Vibrators are often more humanly sized, but dildos are generally fairly superhuman.




Hmmm... who's to say what's average? In some countries, the average size is shorter - and in fact, significantly shorter (there's even a web site in either Japan or Korea). I always thought all guys were at least 8 inches... but not having any experience... what do I know... so maybe while not a dildo, it could be a small figurine celebrating the male organ. Or a large one... depends on your perspective.




As I said, that average is based on my own experience (with dicks, get it?) and on reading. I think it was in Men's Health magazine that I read the five inches figure. If you are like many guys, you probably have seen more porn dicks than real life dicks, hence the inflated sense of what's average. I'm not exactly a dickologist though so I could be wrong too.

Cthylla

Cthylla

Philadelphia, PA
June 2004

JUL 30, 2005 09:41 AM

Next up on the Discovery Channel, Thistle, a prominent Dickologist from California, reports her findings on the recently unearthed life-sized prehistoric phallus.

Cthylla

Cthylla

Philadelphia, PA
June 2004

JUL 30, 2005 09:42 AM

DrNecessitor said:

dildo
dildo
dildodildo

dildo dildo

d
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l
d
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dildodildodildodildo

d i l d o

tongue

biggrin



Gee, didn't see that coming.

sick

sick

Minneapolis, MN
June 2003

JUL 30, 2005 10:02 AM

Clearly, lingam are also sex toys; don't believe anything you hear about them being a symbol for the worship of Shiva.

I mean, they're basically shaped like a penis, right? Must be used for sex.

DannyDMc

DannyDMc

Fargo, ND
July 2003

JUL 30, 2005 10:42 AM

I find it very unlikely that this was used as a sex aid in the form we would no understand. This comes from a period where most humans were hunter-gathers and practiced a religion which reflects that: namely they worshiped nature dieties and the 'great hunt'. Most hunter-gathering socites have a patriarchly bent to their views and, as such, the carving of ritual phallic symbols was quiet common to them. It stands to reason that this is what it was; now it might be a sex aid in that its function was to increase the fertility of the tribe or the person who possessed it.
Honestly; people back then really did look at the world differently than we do today. Looking at an artifact such as this and jumping to a conclusion as to its function based upon how it might be used today is one of the greatest errors that someone could make in the field of anthropology.

capitalistfig

capitalistfig

Los Angeles, CA
November 2004

JUL 30, 2005 11:19 AM

I just found another story on this! Ron Jeremy found a dildo from the Cretaceous period, and by the looks of this picture he appears quite happy about it!

DrNecessitor

DrNecessitor

San Jose, CA
January 2003

JUL 30, 2005 04:24 PM

Cthylla said:

DrNecessitor said:

dildo
dildo
dildodildo

dildo dildo

d
i
l
d
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dildodildodildodildo

d i l d o

tongue

biggrin



Gee, didn't see that coming.



You asked for it.

PS - Dildo

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