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Drewseph

Drewseph

Seattle, WA
March 2005

JUL 28, 2005 08:48 PM

(1) Bottle Pinot Noir
(1) Any ole' bebop record. We'll say Charlie Parker. Could be subbed for The Doors.
(4) Condoms (duh)
(1) Toothbrush and toothpaste
(1) Extra set of sheets. (nothing worse than damp sheets)

*Le voila. wink

bankerboy

bankerboy

Portland, OR
March 2004

JUL 28, 2005 09:02 PM

numbers said:
My hotel room has, in the minibar, a "shag bag." These are the contents of said bag:

Four (4) condoms
One (1) packet of Astroglide lubricant
One (1) small tube of O'My natural water based lubricant
One (1) packet of mints
One (1) packet of Altoids
One (1) box of chiclets
One (1) packet of Chaser hangover treatment

Price: $11.91

Assuming that wherever you went, there could be a shag bag waiting just in case (assume you have no purse/pockets) what would be in yours? What items are necessary for you to enjoy the experience of sex?



I want to stay in that hotel!

PLynott19

PLynott19

Brooklyn, NY
July 2005

JUL 28, 2005 11:30 PM

Must be staying at a real classy joint. What do they charge per hour?

capitalistfig

capitalistfig

Los Angeles, CA
November 2004

JUL 28, 2005 11:34 PM

NewYorkDouche said:
i would like a shag bag of holding +1 so i can hold my magic battle axe !!!

HUZZAH!












Could I fit my mount in there?

numbers

numbers

New York, NY
November 2002

JUL 29, 2005 08:55 AM

PLynott19 said:
Must be staying at a real classy joint. What do they charge per hour?



I didn't check on the hourly rates, but when I walked up to the front desk to check in, the woman said, "Ah, nice to have you back sir. I assume you'll require your regular 13 minute stay?"

numbers

numbers

New York, NY
November 2002

JUL 29, 2005 08:56 AM

bankerboy said:
I want to stay in that hotel!



The swinging Hotel ZaZa in uptown Dallas. Rarely disappoints.

TheDishwasher

TheDishwasher

Frederick, MD
July 2004

JUL 29, 2005 09:49 AM

Flannery said:
the fact that they imply one would have to be drunk (Chaser) to have sex with me is a bit disheartening


that was the part that made me laugh out loud biggrin

mydogfarted

mydogfarted

Oakland, NJ
June 2003

JUL 29, 2005 11:36 AM

Roofies
Roll of duct tape
shovel
tarp
wink

Elisabeth

Elisabeth

San Francisco, CA
December 2002

JUL 29, 2005 11:55 AM

I thought a 'Shag Bag' was something like this:



Kids these days. tongue

capitalistfig

capitalistfig

Los Angeles, CA
November 2004

JUL 29, 2005 11:58 AM

Elisabeth said:
I thought a 'Shag Bag' was something like this:



Kids these days. tongue



I never thought of writing the cheat sheet on the bag! shocked

cabaretic

cabaretic

Birmingham, AL
March 2005

JUL 29, 2005 02:17 PM

Shoot. A fella could have a pretty good time in Vegas with all that stuff.

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