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numbers

New York, NY
November 2002

JUL 26, 2005 09:18 PM

My hotel room has, in the minibar, a "shag bag." These are the contents of said bag:

Four (4) condoms
One (1) packet of Astroglide lubricant
One (1) small tube of O'My natural water based lubricant
One (1) packet of mints
One (1) packet of Altoids
One (1) box of chiclets
One (1) packet of Chaser hangover treatment

Price: $11.91

Assuming that wherever you went, there could be a shag bag waiting just in case (assume you have no purse/pockets) what would be in yours? What items are necessary for you to enjoy the experience of sex?

_DictionaryGirl_

_DictionaryGirl_

NEWSWIRE

San Diego, CA

JUL 26, 2005 09:19 PM

I just love that there are three different types of breath freshener in that shag bag.

numbers

numbers

New York, NY
November 2002

JUL 26, 2005 09:23 PM

_DictionaryGirl_ said:
I just love that there are three different types of breath freshener in that shag bag.



Yeah, and four condoms. I guess they figure there's a chance your condom might break 3 times, but the mints will only fail twice.

Trevor

Trevor

Colorado Springs, CO
July 2003

JUL 26, 2005 09:27 PM

My shag bag:

...

Yeah, I don't get laid very often. whatever

-T

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

JUL 26, 2005 09:33 PM

Oral sex.


FrankMask

FrankMask

Saint Paul, MN
June 2003

JUL 26, 2005 09:49 PM

Hmm. It's missing dental dams and a morning after pill. And handcuffs.

FredVegasgirl

FredVegasgirl

Arlington, VA
December 2004

JUL 27, 2005 07:47 AM

funny, when I meet my guy my "shag bag" has fun stuff in it but I don't bring any of that!

Vindice

Vindice

United Kingdom
February 2005

JUL 27, 2005 12:33 PM

Frank said:
Hmm. It's missing dental dams and a morning after pill. And handcuffs.



Dental dams. Ugh.

scarydoll

scarydoll

Trenton, NJ
January 2004

JUL 27, 2005 03:38 PM

Frank said:
And handcuffs.





Yes, handcuffs.
love

Flannery

Flannery

Havertown, PA
March 2004

JUL 27, 2005 07:44 PM

the fact that they imply one would have to be drunk (Chaser) to have sex with me is a bit disheartening

Sophie_Sass

Sophie_Sass

Los Angeles, CA
October 2003

JUL 27, 2005 07:46 PM

numbers said:

_DictionaryGirl_ said:
I just love that there are three different types of breath freshener in that shag bag.



Yeah, and four condoms. I guess they figure there's a chance your condom might break 3 times, but the mints will only fail twice.


What, you only have sex once every time?
Maybe 4 is just the average number of times people do it in a hotel room.

SexyBeast

SexyBeast

Covington, LA
July 2004

JUL 27, 2005 07:47 PM

numbers said:
Assuming that wherever you went, there could be a shag bag waiting just in case (assume you have no purse/pockets) what would be in yours? What items are necessary for you to enjoy the experience of sex?



All that, an extra woman, and some comfortable cuffs and restraints. All that isn't really necessary, but it would be neat.

mark13

mark13

Pittsburgh, PA
February 2004

JUL 27, 2005 08:08 PM

For me, it sounds like the "shag bag" would be a random hook-up item. As such, I don't think I'd be down with the handcuffs. That's more for the long-term relationship item.

I think the variety provided is pretty funny. Were the condoms different types?

numbers

numbers

New York, NY
November 2002

JUL 27, 2005 08:12 PM

mark13 said:
For me, it sounds like the "shag bag" would be a random hook-up item. As such, I don't think I'd be down with the handcuffs. That's more for the long-term relationship item.

I think the variety provided is pretty funny. Were the condoms different types?



All the same. You'd hope for some ribbed, some ultra thin, a sampler. Love the sampler.

Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

JUL 27, 2005 08:13 PM

One (1) 8x10 glossy of MisterSatan
One (1) Copy of Al Green's Greatest hits
One (1) ripe honeydew melon
One (1) can of Pam cooking spray
One (1) bag Skittles
One (1) Polaroid camera w/film
One (1) signed photographer's release

clara

clara

MODERATOR

Baltimore, MD

JUL 27, 2005 08:21 PM

One of the neat things about being a woman is the fact that we call our shag bags purses.

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

JUL 27, 2005 09:09 PM

Cash said:
One (1) 8x10 glossy of MisterSatan
One (1) Copy of Al Green's Greatest hits
One (1) ripe honeydew melon
One (1) can of Pam cooking spray
One (1) bag Skittles
One (1) Polaroid camera w/film
One (1) signed photographer's release




I can make that happen. How much are you willing to pay?

yourArchitect

yourarchitect

San Jose, CA
March 2004

JUL 27, 2005 10:44 PM

a frozen pizza
condoms
case of Old Style Beer

thats my weekend survival kit

Vext

Vext

I'm lost
July 2005

JUL 28, 2005 12:16 AM

unravled said:

Cash said:
One (1) 8x10 glossy of MisterSatan
One (1) Copy of Al Green's Greatest hits
One (1) ripe honeydew melon
One (1) can of Pam cooking spray
One (1) bag Skittles
One (1) Polaroid camera w/film
One (1) signed photographer's release




I can make that happen. How much are you willing to pay?



You don't have to pay me, honey. Just make sure to bring the gear! wink

Helly

Helly

Australia
December 2004

JUL 28, 2005 12:16 AM

Clara said:
One of the neat things about being a woman is the fact that we call our shag bags purses.



true smile

Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

JUL 28, 2005 03:36 AM

unravled said:

Cash said:
One (1) 8x10 glossy of MisterSatan
One (1) Copy of Al Green's Greatest hits
One (1) ripe honeydew melon
One (1) can of Pam cooking spray
One (1) bag Skittles
One (1) Polaroid camera w/film
One (1) signed photographer's release




I can make that happen. How much are you willing to pay?



Man...It's not as much fun with your permission.
wink

studderingdave

studderingdave

Bangor, PA
September 2004

JUL 28, 2005 10:50 AM

standard weekend bag consists of:

one (1) box of flavored condoms
one (1) bottle of astroglide
one (1) bottle of KY warming gel
two (2) pairs of handcuffs w/keys
one (1) length of chain w/lock
six (6) 3 foot silk tie downs
one (1) digital camera

x (x) amounts of lingerie items for september.

FrankMask

FrankMask

Saint Paul, MN
June 2003

JUL 28, 2005 11:18 AM

Clara said:
One of the neat things about being a woman is the fact that we call our shag bags purses.



When did you guys snag the convenient shoulder satchel as a gender exclusive item? Because it really was a neat trick. Bravo.

TBSheets

TBSheets

I'm lost
December 2004

JUL 28, 2005 02:07 PM

pfft. amateurs. you don't put the altoids in your mouth. wink

my bag would have perforations so I could poke out a breathing hole.

1kiss_of_life

1kiss_of_life

St Vincent/Grenadines
December 2004

JUL 28, 2005 03:35 PM

TBSheets said:
pfft. amateurs. you don't put the altoids in your mouth. wink
my bag would have perforations so I could poke out a breathing hole.


Oh whatever. Altoids burn. Not that I would know. Now a fruit flavored ... well you get my point.
And breathing hole ... you *freak* I think there are laws .... surreal wink

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