Shag Bag

My hotel room has, in the minibar, a "shag bag." These are the contents of said bag:

Four (4) condoms
One (1) packet of Astroglide lubricant
One (1) small tube of O'My natural water based lubricant
One (1) packet of mints
One (1) packet of Altoids
One (1) box of chiclets
One (1) packet of Chaser hangover treatment

Price: $11.91

Assuming that wherever you went, there could be a shag bag waiting just in case (assume you have no purse/pockets) what would be in yours? What items are necessary for you to enjoy the experience of sex?

I just love that there are three different types of breath freshener in that shag bag.

Yeah, and four condoms. I guess they figure there's a chance your condom might break 3 times, but the mints will only fail twice.

My shag bag:

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Yeah, I don't get laid very often.

-T

Oral sex.

Hmm. It's missing dental dams and a morning after pill. And handcuffs.

funny, when I meet my guy my "shag bag" has fun stuff in it but I don't bring any of that!

Dental dams. Ugh.

Yes, handcuffs.

the fact that they imply one would have to be drunk (Chaser) to have sex with me is a bit disheartening

What, you only have sex once every time?
Maybe 4 is just the average number of times people do it in a hotel room.

All that, an extra woman, and some comfortable cuffs and restraints. All that isn't really necessary, but it would be neat.

For me, it sounds like the "shag bag" would be a random hook-up item. As such, I don't think I'd be down with the handcuffs. That's more for the long-term relationship item.

I think the variety provided is pretty funny. Were the condoms different types?

All the same. You'd hope for some ribbed, some ultra thin, a sampler. Love the sampler.

One (1) 8x10 glossy of MisterSatan
One (1) Copy of Al Green's Greatest hits
One (1) ripe honeydew melon
One (1) can of Pam cooking spray
One (1) bag Skittles
One (1) Polaroid camera w/film
One (1) signed photographer's release

I can make that happen. How much are you willing to pay?

a frozen pizza
condoms
case of Old Style Beer

thats my weekend survival kit

You don't have to pay me, honey. Just make sure to bring the gear!

true

Man...It's not as much fun with your permission.

standard weekend bag consists of:

one (1) box of flavored condoms
one (1) bottle of astroglide
one (1) bottle of KY warming gel
two (2) pairs of handcuffs w/keys
one (1) length of chain w/lock
six (6) 3 foot silk tie downs
one (1) digital camera

x (x) amounts of lingerie items for september.

When did you guys snag the convenient shoulder satchel as a gender exclusive item? Because it really was a neat trick. Bravo.

pfft. amateurs. you don't put the altoids in your mouth.

my bag would have perforations so I could poke out a breathing hole.

Oh whatever. Altoids burn. Not that I would know. Now a fruit flavored ... well you get my point.
And breathing hole ... you *freak* I think there are laws ....