Someone you cant have

i want pretty much everyone, but i REALLY want the ones i can't have.
but that's lust.
the only thing that i know that really works is finding someone else.

you can always get gratification by fucking someone uglier than you and wake up knowing you just made their night, or maybe their whole weekend.

get over it, and move on. I guess, I've never needed someone so bad that I couldn't bare their absence in my life. Maybe love will change that... and hopefully it will be reciprocated.

[Edited on Aug 19, 2005 by gambitnuitamment]

move to another country find someone differant and screw that friendship up to

Holy Crap, I found my twin.

I have a bad habit of falling for people I can't have. I used to try and have them anyway. I'm better these days.

[Edited on Aug 19, 2005 by BillHaverchuck]

So true.

Jesus, it turns out I'm a triplet, not a twin!

I follow them around in a mid to late eighties Mustang 5.0, wearing reflective sunglasses. When I see them on dates with another I shoot them with a high powered rifle and yell, "If I can't have you, NO BODY CAN HAVE YOU!!"

I usually turn into a spiteful bitch. Sleep with their best friend, steal their girlfriend, that sort of thing. That's actually how I met my hubby, his best friend broke my heart, so to get back at him I slept with his boss, then started dating the best friend.
I'm such a bitch.

Mount one disappointment atop another again and again until you're so overwhelmed by surprise when somebody does show interest in you that you end up screwing it up with overenthusiasm and awkwardness.

Or so I've heard.

The question of this thread -- someone you "can't" have -- can go two ways: one, you lust for someone who doesn't even know you exist; two, you lust after someone who might lust after you back, but who it would be grossly inappropriate to fuck, like your father's best friend or (ahem, AHEM) your boss.

If it's the former, pooey. I typically get what I want.

If it's the latter, it's a bitch. I want one of my supervisors so bad it makes my crotch hurt. I want to put on a pair of mad platforms and give him a crazy lap dance and grind my pussy all over him. I want to give him the best head of his life. I want to hear him moan. It's so bad. And I know he's attracted, you can just tell. God help us all at the next departmental gathering where alcohol is served. I will have to abstain completely in order to avoid climbing on top of him in public.

le sigh.

sexually harrass them. sometimes it works...but i think only for girls