Cock Pix

Disembodied penii = Scary, creepy.

Disembodied vagii = Could go either way. Depends on if her beaver's "tongue" is hanging out, if you catch my drift. That's kinda creepy. That pic that Mle posted? Hawt!

Beaver tongue?

LIttle Johnny catches his mother changing clothes one day. Before she can cover up, he points between her legs and says, "what's that thing, mom?"

"Um, that," she flusters, "is my beaver. Now out!"

A couple days later little Johnny comes running up to his mother, a horrified look on his face.

"Mommy, I accidentally walked in on grandma gettting out of the shower," he says, "I think her beaver is dead!"

"Why do you say that," his mother asks.

"Because it's tongue is hanging out!"






Get it now?

YES it has happened to me. granted the man was homeless and probably schitzaphrenic and on the streets because of our non-existant mental health system. BUT he still qualified as the creepy old man flashing his nuts to the girl in the park reading a book,.

WWHHHHYYYYY???


*sobs*

If you find an answer, please let me know!

what if I used photoshop to splice together a pair of pictures. one of just my face, and the other of just my wang? would that be any less creepy?

(me=someone who has no pictures of their cock in their profile)