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Deux

Deux

Oak Grove, KY
January 2003

JUN 29, 2005 12:21 PM

Disembodied penii = Scary, creepy.

Disembodied vagii = Could go either way. Depends on if her beaver's "tongue" is hanging out, if you catch my drift. That's kinda creepy. That pic that Mle posted? Hawt!

BuckKnuckle

BuckKnuckle

Portland, OR
September 2004

JUN 29, 2005 06:09 PM

Beaver tongue?

Deux

Deux

Oak Grove, KY
January 2003

JUN 29, 2005 11:23 PM

shaverart said:
Beaver tongue?



LIttle Johnny catches his mother changing clothes one day. Before she can cover up, he points between her legs and says, "what's that thing, mom?"

"Um, that," she flusters, "is my beaver. Now out!"

A couple days later little Johnny comes running up to his mother, a horrified look on his face.

"Mommy, I accidentally walked in on grandma gettting out of the shower," he says, "I think her beaver is dead!"

"Why do you say that," his mother asks.

"Because it's tongue is hanging out!"






Get it now?

Kosomot

kosomot

Pompano Beach, FL
November 2003

JUN 29, 2005 11:29 PM

Deux said:

shaverart said:
Beaver tongue?



LIttle Johnny catches his mother changing clothes one day. Before she can cover up, he points between her legs and says, "what's that thing, mom?"

"Um, that," she flusters, "is my beaver. Now out!"

A couple days later little Johnny comes running up to his mother, a horrified look on his face.

"Mommy, I accidentally walked in on grandma gettting out of the shower," he says, "I think her beaver is dead!"

"Why do you say that," his mother asks.

"Because it's tongue is hanging out!"






Get it now?



tongue tongue tongue tongue

girlflamingo

girlflamingo

Australia
June 2005

AUG 17, 2005 11:50 PM

char1es said:

zombiehellcat said:
i think it has to be contextual.
if its just some random flashing, its kind of reminiscent of when the creepy old man in the trench coat flashes you in the park.



Has this ever actually happened to you? I sometimes wonder if 'flashers' are an urban legend...You know, in the sense of jumping out, flashing, and running away, like something from a 60s playboy cartoon.

I know lots of guys go around juggling their nuts in public and get busted for indecent exposure, but that's not really the creepy old man thing from the cliche.

edited because somehow i screwed up the last sentence so that it read 'i know lots of guys *who* juggle their nuts in public', which would be untrue.

[Edited on Jun 28, 2005 by char1es]



YES it has happened to me. granted the man was homeless and probably schitzaphrenic and on the streets because of our non-existant mental health system. BUT he still qualified as the creepy old man flashing his nuts to the girl in the park reading a book,.

Keith

Keith

Oklahoma City, OK
August 2002

OCT 23, 2005 11:31 AM

WWHHHHYYYYY???


*sobs*

Niobe

Niobe

I'm lost
April 2003

OCT 23, 2005 11:38 AM

Keith said:
WWHHHHYYYYY???


*sobs*



If you find an answer, please let me know!

justbrian

justbrian

Minneapolis, MN
January 2003

OCT 23, 2005 04:44 PM

what if I used photoshop to splice together a pair of pictures. one of just my face, and the other of just my wang? would that be any less creepy?

(me=someone who has no pictures of their cock in their profile)

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