Couples watching porn

Okay, weird question here:

How do the couples out there watch porn together? Do you sit down and watch the entire film (assuming it has some sort of plot)? Is it simply a device to get one or the other "in the mood"? Do you simply MST3K it and make fun of the perversity of the whole thing until you get bored with it and fuck instead?

Masticate?

Mystery Science Theatre 3000. Do you sit there and talk back to the screen, making fun of the movie, supply your own script, etc.

Anyone know a good porn-watching drinking game?

MST3K = Mystery Science Theater 3000

We sometimes play one in the background but it's really depends on the mood... when we play one downstairs on the bigscreen (61" television) it's kind of like having an orgy...

actually my girl sorts out the porn and she has great taste.






/ has the best girlfriend in the world.


is STILL insanly happy about it.



my life kicks ass

In that case, I've never been with anyone that wanted to watch it all the way through, usually we start out watching it and then it ends up as background noise.

I'll stop by the Pornatorium™ on my way home.

I had an idea looooong ago with a friend of mine named Rhonda. We were to have a cable access show with adult movies along the same vein as Mystery Science Theatre, but our spin on it would be to fast forward through all the sex and rate and make fun of the
"acting" instead.

Commentary like, "You can't act your way out of a paper bag, honey" and so forth, perhaps explicit, although nothing X-rated would be shown.

Hey, we thought it was a good idea at the time.

Most porn movies are awful. The only thing we would really watch is something with a bit of novelty value, or something you didn't believe was physically possible.

we usually just have porn movies on as background noise, sort of like wallpaper. you know, when family and parents are over for holidays and stuff.

not "Big Bobs Porn-O-Rama" ?

This is the answer I expected when I started reading this thread.

I can't imagine why couples would want to watch porn. I can't watch porn with others. I just have to be alone!

Bukkake?

We watch together sometimes....to get into the mood of course.

I like porn with a story, Hubbybear is far less discriminating.

I buy porn for my boy. I watch it with him, but not usually all the way through. It's generally just something for him to enjoy while I go down on him. I don't watch it by myself, but enjoy it when we're together. I just bought a new one on Friday!

I like to watch our homemade stuff best. We have a really good digital video camera. Besides we alrady fuck like porn stars

I can appreciate that. I'm much more drawn to doing our own little photoshoots, although we don't have a video camera.

i knew matildakat was the girl for me when she spent hours avidly reading all my porn.

Although, as stated above, DIY is much more rewarding.

No, not Big Bob's, nor PornoMart, nor Grab n' Yank, and not even Squirt-n-Go; I'm loyal to my porno store chain.

You like bukkake?

Yes, almost all the way through.
Yes, most often.
Only a little.

SG is the one thing we really did enjoy together though

No. Ew. Pervert.

I'm against porn. All that bouncing and stuff. Eeeeeeee-you! No thank you please.