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Idjit

Idjit

HOPEFUL

I'm lost

JUN 20, 2005 12:51 PM

Okay, weird question here:

How do the couples out there watch porn together? Do you sit down and watch the entire film (assuming it has some sort of plot)? Is it simply a device to get one or the other "in the mood"? Do you simply MST3K it and make fun of the perversity of the whole thing until you get bored with it and fuck instead?

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

JUN 20, 2005 12:57 PM

Idjiit said:
MST3K



Masticate?

Idjit

Idjit

HOPEFUL

I'm lost

JUN 20, 2005 12:58 PM

Mystery Science Theatre 3000. Do you sit there and talk back to the screen, making fun of the movie, supply your own script, etc.

Anyone know a good porn-watching drinking game?

n8tvegrl

n8tvegrl

Bend, OR
February 2004

JUN 20, 2005 12:58 PM

unravled said:

Idjiit said:
MST3K



Masticate?



MST3K = Mystery Science Theater 3000

n8tvegrl

n8tvegrl

Bend, OR
February 2004

JUN 20, 2005 12:59 PM

We sometimes play one in the background but it's really depends on the mood... when we play one downstairs on the bigscreen (61" television) it's kind of like having an orgy...

tongue

Tits_McGee

Tits_McGee

United Kingdom
May 2005

JUN 20, 2005 01:01 PM

actually my girl sorts out the porn and she has great taste.


biggrin



/ has the best girlfriend in the world.


is STILL insanly happy about it.

biggrin

my life kicks ass love

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

JUN 20, 2005 01:01 PM

In that case, I've never been with anyone that wanted to watch it all the way through, usually we start out watching it and then it ends up as background noise.

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

JUN 20, 2005 01:08 PM

unravled said:
In that case, I've never been with anyone that wanted to watch it all the way through, usually we start out watching it and then it ends up as background noise.


I'll stop by the Pornatorium™ on my way home.

Elisabeth

Elisabeth

San Francisco, CA
December 2002

JUN 20, 2005 01:08 PM

Idjiit said:
Mystery Science Theatre 3000. Do you sit there and talk back to the screen, making fun of the movie, supply your own script, etc.

Anyone know a good porn-watching drinking game?



I had an idea looooong ago with a friend of mine named Rhonda. We were to have a cable access show with adult movies along the same vein as Mystery Science Theatre, but our spin on it would be to fast forward through all the sex and rate and make fun of the
"acting" instead.

Commentary like, "You can't act your way out of a paper bag, honey" and so forth, perhaps explicit, although nothing X-rated would be shown.

Hey, we thought it was a good idea at the time.

DullLifelessHair

DullLifelessHair

United Kingdom
November 2004

JUN 20, 2005 01:09 PM

Most porn movies are awful. The only thing we would really watch is something with a bit of novelty value, or something you didn't believe was physically possible.

monkeybuttt

monkeybuttt

Los Angeles, CA
June 2005

JUN 20, 2005 01:10 PM

we usually just have porn movies on as background noise, sort of like wallpaper. you know, when family and parents are over for holidays and stuff.

Tits_McGee

Tits_McGee

United Kingdom
May 2005

JUN 20, 2005 01:13 PM

MisterSatan said:

unravled said:
In that case, I've never been with anyone that wanted to watch it all the way through, usually we start out watching it and then it ends up as background noise.


I'll stop by the Pornatorium™ on my way home.




not "Big Bobs Porn-O-Rama" ?

seanvegas

seanvegas

Lincoln, NE
December 2004

JUN 20, 2005 01:15 PM

BurnedToast said:
Most porn movies are awful. The only thing we would really watch is something with a bit of novelty value, or something you didn't believe was physically possible.



This is the answer I expected when I started reading this thread.

I can't imagine why couples would want to watch porn. I can't watch porn with others. I just have to be alone! biggrin

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

JUN 20, 2005 01:24 PM

MisterSatan said:

unravled said:
In that case, I've never been with anyone that wanted to watch it all the way through, usually we start out watching it and then it ends up as background noise.


I'll stop by the Pornatorium™ on my way home.




Bukkake?

Willowmoon

Willowmoon

Des Moines, IA
August 2004

JUN 20, 2005 01:55 PM

We watch together sometimes....to get into the mood of course.

I like porn with a story, Hubbybear is far less discriminating.

datsun

datsun

Richmond, CA
October 2004

JUN 20, 2005 01:55 PM

I buy porn for my boy. I watch it with him, but not usually all the way through. It's generally just something for him to enjoy while I go down on him. I don't watch it by myself, but enjoy it when we're together. I just bought a new one on Friday! biggrin

MotherTeresa

MotherTeresa

Orlando, FL
October 2004

JUN 20, 2005 01:59 PM

I like to watch our homemade stuff best. We have a really good digital video camera. Besides we alrady fuck like porn stars biggrin

Idjit

Idjit

HOPEFUL

I'm lost

JUN 20, 2005 02:02 PM

MotherTeresa said:
I like to watch our homemade stuff best. We have a really good digital video camera. Besides we alrady fuck like porn stars biggrin



I can appreciate that. I'm much more drawn to doing our own little photoshoots, although we don't have a video camera.

The_Reverend

The_Reverend

United Kingdom
September 2004

JUN 20, 2005 02:12 PM

i knew matildakat was the girl for me when she spent hours avidly reading all my porn.

Although, as stated above, DIY is much more rewarding.

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

JUN 20, 2005 02:54 PM

Tits_McGee said:

MisterSatan said:

unravled said:
In that case, I've never been with anyone that wanted to watch it all the way through, usually we start out watching it and then it ends up as background noise.


I'll stop by the Pornatorium™ on my way home.


not "Big Bobs Porn-O-Rama" ?


No, not Big Bob's, nor PornoMart, nor Grab n' Yank, and not even Squirt-n-Go; I'm loyal to my porno store chain.

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

JUN 20, 2005 02:55 PM

unravled said:

MisterSatan said:

unravled said:
In that case, I've never been with anyone that wanted to watch it all the way through, usually we start out watching it and then it ends up as background noise.


I'll stop by the Pornatorium™ on my way home.


Bukkake?


You like bukkake?

LankaKitten

lankakitten

Seattle, WA
December 2004

JUN 20, 2005 02:59 PM

Idjiit said:
Okay, weird question here:

Do you sit down and watch the entire film (assuming it has some sort of plot)? Is it simply a device to get one or the other "in the mood"? Do you simply MST3K it and make fun of the perversity of the whole thing until you get bored with it and fuck instead?



Yes, almost all the way through.
Yes, most often.
Only a little.


DullLifelessHair

DullLifelessHair

United Kingdom
November 2004

JUN 20, 2005 03:12 PM

SG is the one thing we really did enjoy together though smile

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

JUN 20, 2005 03:17 PM

MisterSatan said:

unravled said:

MisterSatan said:

unravled said:
In that case, I've never been with anyone that wanted to watch it all the way through, usually we start out watching it and then it ends up as background noise.


I'll stop by the Pornatorium™ on my way home.


Bukkake?


You like bukkake?




No. Ew. Pervert.

FridgeMagnet

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL
November 2004

JUN 20, 2005 03:22 PM

I'm against porn. All that bouncing and stuff. Eeeeeeee-you! No thank you please.

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