Female - Booty Hair?

out of all the girls i've been with, which isn't a lot, at all, only one had ass hair and it was more fuzzy than gnarly hairy or anything.

i can't believe someone turned down anal, from a girl BEGGING for it because she had ass hair!

that's so silly and sad.

you guys look so happy in your profile picture. But now when I look at it I see a little thought balloon coming out of your head that says "we have butt shaving problems"

the happiness illusion is totally shattered for me

You misunderstood. The hair isn't on their asses, it's in them. Like a coral reef.

Okay... now I've got to go check...

Just curious, how do you inspect your own bunghole? Hand mirror?

Ummmm... yeah... if it was physically possible I wouldn't be fucking around on the internet right now.

Haha...you said Butt-Beard.

I know that when the "bush or no bush" question comes up (again and again), there are fans of both. I wonder if it's the same way here . . . if there are guys out there who love hairy-assed women and walk around feeling despondent about their girlfriends' lack of butt fuzz. Which, of course, raises the question: do butt-merkins exist?

That's funny, ass hair. Because of society, we grow up thinking women should be soft and smooth while men should be rough and burly. So, if a gal goes granola and doesn't shave her legs, even though it's natural, it is seen as repugnant.

I won't lie, I can't stand hairy legs on a woman. I love an unshaved bush though especially one with a nice litle trail leading down from the belly button. As for butt hair, I'm not sure where I stand on the issue but, considering how hairy men tend to be down there it's a little hypocritical to expect her to shave it.

I would go with what other people have said and have yourself a shave party. Even if she says no, she'll at least handle it better not feeling like you see her as a Sasquatch. Test her out, next time you guys are about to do the wild thing maybe make some comment about how you think shaving each other would be intimate. Have her shave you first and get her to do your crack. Then when it's her turn, try shaving her crack, She'll let you know if she isn't okay with it otherwise your in like Flynn, problem solved.

sickmachine said:

shinyredstar said:
I need some more information. Are we talking hairy like the picture on the left or the picture in the center?

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[Edited on Aug 11, 2005 by shinyredstar]

I think I love you.

Well first we have to figure out if you prefer the picture on the right or the center before we can determine whether this will work or not.

My final opinion on the matter is that there are nine billion people in the world. I can only be romantically in love with, like, three of them, tops, at any given time. That's eight billion and change that can have furry asses, I just want three that shave, thank you.

And actually, I'll take 'attempt to shave once in a while and give up due to how miserably uncomfortable and stupid a practice it is'. That's where I am, at least until I get more razors.

ummm....given that a guy's asshole is the same proximity to his dick and nuts as mine is to my vag....I would seriously have to disagree with you. I, um, love to give head...from front, from behind, from underneath when he is standing. So I would say I see and play with that region A LOT!

That's all I had to say on the subject. Wait...this too...I could care less who shaves or who doesn't.

you don't!