Ultra-Thin Condoms

hm...somewhere along the way this became a huge pissing contest (pun intended) why do guys always have to do that?

not meaning Fridge & co...i did catch the sarcasm...

Hey, just trying to do my little bit to make all your lives better...

Hey, just trying to do my little bit to make all your lives better...

Me too, actually. I get really paranoid if I know the girl I'm with isn't on the pill.

Hah. He said "little bit."

Midgets take up a lot of room and have a pretty strong union, I employ a team of elves. They are much more agreeable, if a little mischevious.

Yeah... some people don't realize that you don't need a male condom if you're using a female condom.

I haven't tried the female version yet, since they've been trying to change them from "fucking a garbage bag" to "hey, this isn't so bad"; plus, they're more expensive than male condoms. I do plan to buy some at some point, though, now that they seem to have the formula down. I'd like to try them, since it would be something new and different. I mean, if they suck, they suck. *shrug* I just won't buy them again.

The best thing is that you can insert it before foreplay/sex, so there's no interruption. Also, most (if not all) are made from polyurethane instead of latex, which allows for more heat transfer. They're also wider than the male condom, meaning it's more comfortable for men who often feel constricted.

Am I the only one that likes Crown Condoms?

Trojans Ultrathins are my favs. Never broken one personally. I will have to try those Supra ones.

Lifestyles are trash. There is a reason they just give them away.

Condoms are truly the proof that there is a god. It would take some sort of malevolent greater power to design an activity that almost always has to be less awesome than it could be and require us to try to engineer a way to make it better through ridiculous looking contraptions.

how about these, genuineSoviet condoms, and a bargan at only 2.99 for 15

[Edited on Jun 15, 2005 by sweet_oblivion]

Everyone says this, and it pisses me off. If they didn't work, why would anybody give them away? Wouldn't that be counter-productive? And wouldn't the company go out of business for selling condoms that break easily or don't work or whatever the hell you're implying? That's a really stupid way to think. I've used dozens and dozens of them and never had a problem.

Real delicate way to make your point there. I didn't realize you had stock in the lifestyles company. I apologize for signicantly reducing your net worth by devaluing the stock so greatly.
I too have used Lifestyles. Had one break on me once. Still used them after. They do tend to keep seperation between the penis and the vaginal walls. Good for them, but that's the god damn minimum.

What I am talking about is quality. Take peanut butter as an example. There is the kind of generic trash peanut butter that has no flavor and some kind of unexplainable sandy shit in it; and then there is smooth, tasty, possibly peanut chunk filled JIF or Peter Pan, or whatever you prefer. There is a reason that shit costs more money.

I find they're too thin for my ultra large wang.

there is a reason for this bump...

i've now tried both the Trojan Supra and the Durex Avanti condoms as per suggested, and i have to say my experiences with each have been ok, definitely above the "eh" stage but not fantastic...i find both brands slightly difficult to put on the correct way (as in, not inside out) at the heat of the moment, maybe cus im just not used to the polyurethane material...

anyway, i'll prolly just go back to well-lubed lifestyles ultra-sensitive; as much as everyone seems to hate lifestyles i rather enjoy them...

and they make great balloons!