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Shalome

Shalome

MODERATOR

Los Angeles, CA

MAY 27, 2005 02:26 PM

I was SO just about to start this thread. Hah! smile

Liante

Liante

SUICIDEGIRL

Kiribati

MAY 27, 2005 02:32 PM

Dear Big Mouth and Not Much Else,

Please stop with the bragging. Four inches is not much to brag about, and I just don't know how else to set the record straight when your friends ask about it.

Thanks,
Liante.

AtomiPIETRO

AtomiPIETRO

Naples, FL
April 2004

MAY 27, 2005 02:33 PM

I was wondering when this would happen.

monkeybutt

monkeybutt

I'm lost
May 2004

MAY 27, 2005 02:34 PM

dear ryan dipietro,

please keep your bass guitar away from me. it doesn't compensate for your lack of a penis.

monkeybutt

AtomiPIETRO

AtomiPIETRO

Naples, FL
April 2004

MAY 27, 2005 02:38 PM

Dear Monkeybutt,

You shouldn't be intimidated just because something is long and hard. If you stopped smoking crack you would probobly be able to get it up again.

Ryan Dipietro

TarNish

TarNish

Monrovia, CA
January 2003

MAY 27, 2005 02:39 PM

Dear Guy that sucks in bed,

You need to trim your god damn finger nails, wash your nuts, train yourself to last longer, and learn to take suggestions instead of offense. You are NOT the god of fuck!

~Nish

Subrosa

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA
July 2004

MAY 27, 2005 02:41 PM

Heh.

I suppose it was only a matter of time. biggrin

LaPutaria

LaPutaria

Santa Fe, NM
March 2003

MAY 27, 2005 02:44 PM

Dear Little miss shit don't stink. If your gonna have drunk sex with me, make sure you don't pass out in the middle of it and leave me with blue balls, and it is quit unlady like to fart on my leg when your soppy drunk passed out.

unravled

unravled

Vancouver, WA
August 2003

MAY 27, 2005 02:44 PM

Ha, awesome.

Dear Person That Fucked Me Badly,

I should have just told you instead of cheating on you. Sorry.

-unravled

abadinfluence

abadinfluence

Canada
July 2003

MAY 27, 2005 02:45 PM

Dear My bitchy ex girlfriend:


It really isn't fucking pleasurable to use your teeth. I *know* it is called oral and that you brush your teeth to have good oral hygiene ... but really - that is AS FAR as it goes with "oral" and "teeth".

Hopey

Hopey

Corvallis, OR
January 2004

MAY 27, 2005 02:51 PM

Dear sXe boy,

The shy cuteness is cute..................but not in bed. Your penis was BEAUTIFUL, big and fat. It is a DAMN shame that you don't know how to use such a perfect appendage. A damn shame.
Just fuck me................do it.

Sincerely,

Had to take over in seattle

[Edited on May 27, 2005 by hopey]

AtomiPIETRO

AtomiPIETRO

Naples, FL
April 2004

MAY 27, 2005 02:53 PM

hopey said:
Dear sXe boy,

The shy cuteness is cute..................but not in bed. Your penis was BEAUTIFUL, big and fat. It is a DAMN shame that you don't know how to use such a perfect appendage. A damn shame.
Just fuck me................do it.

Sincerely,

Had to take over in seattle

[Edited on May 27, 2005 by hopey]



Hahaha

octatonic

octatonic

Switzerland
March 2005

MAY 27, 2005 02:57 PM

Dear Jeff,

You are a fucking wanker.
Fucking multiple people of both genders without protection is dumb beyond belief.
You are going to die one day if you don't take more care.
Yes we absolutely had to use a condom and next time you might take more time with it- an ass does not self-lubricate btw.

Get yourself tested.

Me
x

abadinfluence

abadinfluence

Canada
July 2003

MAY 27, 2005 03:04 PM

Miah said:
it is quit unlady like to fart on my leg when your soppy drunk passed out.



What's worse about reading this is that I have the uncanny notion that this was a ...actually ... I just gagged thinking about what I was gonna type. I'll pass.

Twinkie

Twinkie

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

MAY 27, 2005 03:10 PM

Dear Fucks-Like-A-Bunny,

I was wow'ed when you picked me up, half-undressed, and marched us into your bedroom. Tan virile!

But you give dudes with small dicks a bad name. I've never experienced something so tiny and so poorly wielded. You were my first and only one-night-stand, and you made ridiculous sex faces. Thanks for ruining a milestone!

Love,
T

bluevalentine

bluevalentine

Austin, TX
December 2003

MAY 27, 2005 03:16 PM

Dear person who fucked me badly,

Sometimes I like the pulling of the hair.

But when I tell you "ow" it means I would really appreciate it if you stopped. And even moreso, when I tell you "stop" I'd like you to stop. See how that works?

And did you even notice that I wasn't doing anything? Not moving, not talking, nothing? I was hoping you'd actually get pissed at me for being a bad lay and stop.

I couldn't even muster up the will to fake it for your sake.

That girl from Texas

Dead_Ringer

Dead_Ringer

I'm lost
September 2004

MAY 27, 2005 03:19 PM

Dear Girl with Acne in Disgustingly Suprising Places,

I hope you have some understanding of how to please a man these days. If you've cleared up those numerous numerous blemishes; fixed the smell; and groomed just a little, you're probably on the right track. Oh, and I faked it.

Peace out.

howdidigethere

howdidigethere

Oroville, CA
June 2004

MAY 27, 2005 03:19 PM

dear engineer's for a nameless car company,

go back to school you have no idea what engineering is. it means to make something work and work repeatedly millions of times. engineering also implies that in the event that it breaks, it is quickly, safely and EASILY repaired. do not hide things make them hard to reach or that will disturb other things. you can not network 8 modules. there is no need for 8 modules to begin with. maybe 1 or 2. computers can multi task already.

manic mechanic

EndedBen

EndedBen

Grand Rapids, MI
August 2004

MAY 27, 2005 03:21 PM

Dear Person That Fucked Me Badly



It was still pretty good. Thanks.


Ben

octatonic

octatonic

Switzerland
March 2005

MAY 27, 2005 03:21 PM

Dear Claudia and Kim,

Fucking you both was a pointless waste of time.
I only did it because only a fucking idiot would pass up a threesome.
I might as well of had a wank.

Love and Boredom

Me
x

Hopey

Hopey

Corvallis, OR
January 2004

MAY 27, 2005 03:23 PM

SuperNintendo said:
Dear Person That Fucked Me Badly



It was still pretty good. Thanks.


Ben



You are such a DUDE

AtomiPIETRO

AtomiPIETRO

Naples, FL
April 2004

MAY 27, 2005 03:25 PM

octatonic said:
Dear Claudia and Kim,

Fucking you both was a pointless waste of time.
I only did it because only a fucking idiot would pass up a threesome.
I might as well of had a wank.

Love and Boredom

Me
x



I wish I was getting laid as much as you.

EndedBen

EndedBen

Grand Rapids, MI
August 2004

MAY 27, 2005 03:31 PM

hopey said:

SuperNintendo said:
Dear Person That Fucked Me Badly



It was still pretty good. Thanks.


Ben



You are such a DUDE



You're so jealous.

bluevalentine

bluevalentine

Austin, TX
December 2003

MAY 27, 2005 03:34 PM

Stab_Me said:
dear engineer's for a nameless car company,

go back to school you have no idea what engineering is. it means to make something work and work repeatedly millions of times. engineering also implies that in the event that it breaks, it is quickly, safely and EASILY repaired. do not hide things make them hard to reach or that will disturb other things. you can not network 8 modules. there is no need for 8 modules to begin with. maybe 1 or 2. computers can multi task already.

manic mechanic




That is some high tech fuckin

octatonic

octatonic

Switzerland
March 2005

MAY 27, 2005 03:36 PM

Rafi said:
Dear Everybody in this Thread,

I'm sorry. It was me who fucked each and every one of you badly. I'm truly sorry, but I at least got to fuck all of you (badly).
Yours in Miserascrewing,
Me



Has anyone ever told you that you kinda look vaguely like Rocco Strifeddi?

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