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Morgan

Morgan

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

MAY 23, 2005 01:12 PM

Okay, this will be a fun way for me to return to the world of SG.

I have a guy friend who cracks his dick. You know, the same way some people crack their knuckles or their neck. I've seen him do it. It's quite terrifying. It makes the noise and everything. He swears he can't be the only person who does this.

Anyone else do this/know anyone who does this? I personally think he's a dirty rotten liar and that he's the only one who does it.

Bastardo

Bastardo

Boston, MA
January 2005

MAY 23, 2005 01:18 PM

It's actually a tendon. And yes other people can do it. If your friend really wants an arthritc penis, tell him to keep it up.

Kosomot

kosomot

Pompano Beach, FL
November 2003

MAY 23, 2005 01:19 PM

I think he is the only one. I'm relieved though. I kinda thought this was gonna be about dick splitting, and yet I still click it. surreal

Cassiel

Cassiel

Aurora, CO
September 2004

MAY 23, 2005 01:19 PM

he's not human

get the hell out of the house.

adjunct

adjunct

Philadelphia, PA
July 2002

MAY 23, 2005 01:19 PM

The ligament that holds the root in place can pop in the same way that the ones in your fingers can.

If the old wives tales is true that cracking your knuckles too much can lead to arthritis, can you also get arthritis of the cock?

Edit; as usual, too slow on the draw. Ahem, quickdraw.

[Edited on May 23, 2005 by adjunct]

mamet

mamet

Charleston, SC
March 2005

MAY 23, 2005 01:20 PM

Come again? Cracks? Penis? Um, I guess it bends in the middle and makes a slight noise, but full-on cracking noises? I dunno about that. How would that be possible without joints and bone?

Hopey

Hopey

Corvallis, OR
January 2004

MAY 23, 2005 01:21 PM

GAH

legionnaire

legionnaire

Belgium
November 2003

MAY 23, 2005 01:21 PM

adjunct said:

If the old wives tales is true that cracking your knuckles too much can lead to arthritis, can you also get arthritis of the cock?



Not to worry, this tale is false.

However, the knowledge that this is possible, and the image of someone doing it, have permanently emotionally scarred me for life. Thanks Morgan. Welcome back.

seanvegas

seanvegas

Lincoln, NE
December 2004

MAY 23, 2005 01:21 PM

We can crack our dicks, but that kind of behavior causes erectile dysfunctions if done to much over time!

AstralTraveller

AstralTraveller

United Kingdom
January 2003

MAY 23, 2005 01:23 PM

eeek puke blackeyed

Bondgirl

Bondgirl

Aberdeen, SD
February 2004

MAY 23, 2005 01:23 PM

That made my huge, black, imaginary penis hurt. Thanks a lot, Morgan.

smile

adjunct

adjunct

Philadelphia, PA
July 2002

MAY 23, 2005 01:25 PM

legionnaire said:

adjunct said:

If the old wives tales is true that cracking your knuckles too much can lead to arthritis, can you also get arthritis of the cock?



Not to worry, this tale is false.


Oh, I know, I'm just trying to make people paranoid, as in:

Also, I hear if you scratch your testicles too much, your pubic hair will fall out and never grow back?



See?

Cigarette

Cigarette

Cleveland, OH
April 2004

MAY 23, 2005 01:25 PM

I've always heard that knuckle cracking leading to arthritis is a bunch of b.s.

All you're doing is releasing a small bubble of air from being trapped in the tendons.

But I've also heard that it probably isn't GOOD to do it... but that arthritis is probably a bit extreme.

Caligula_ODM

Caligula_ODM

Newport, RI
March 2005

MAY 23, 2005 01:25 PM

yeah, you can crack your dick. when your hard enough to penetrate a bowling ball and its pointing north......pull it down and....crack.

AndersWolleck

AndersWolleck

Astoria, NY
February 2003

MAY 23, 2005 01:26 PM

My dick is so big its got a knee in it

- Robert Wuhl

sadisticmika

sadisticmika

I'm lost
July 2004

MAY 23, 2005 01:27 PM

Hmmm I don't think it's a good idea to try and break your own penis...

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

MAY 23, 2005 01:29 PM

TheIrishBastard said:
It's actually a tendon. And yes other people can do it. If your friend really wants an arthritc penis, tell him to keep it up.



That doesn't actually cause arthritis.

dem_z

dem_z

United Kingdom
June 2004

MAY 23, 2005 01:29 PM

Woah, that's insane. Knowing the reaction I get when I crack my knuckles I can only imagine the horror on people's faces if I were to start cracking my cock in front of them. eeek biggrin

Also, I'm really glad this is nothing to do with penis fractures eeek eeek eeek eeek eeek eeek eeek eeek eeek eeek Plus a few more of those.

Aaron

Aaron

Shakopee, MN
July 2004

MAY 23, 2005 01:35 PM

I had it happen during sex once, it was very scary I almost cried.

TessAbbie

TessAbbie

Portland, OR
March 2005

MAY 23, 2005 01:35 PM

gross.
puke puke puke

Jerry_Coke

Jerry_Coke

United Kingdom
May 2004

MAY 23, 2005 01:36 PM

I thought this thread was going to be about cracking it like a whip.

I can't do that.

[Edited on May 23, 2005 by Jerry_Coke]

Snottlebocket

Snottlebocket

Netherlands
March 2004

MAY 23, 2005 01:37 PM

adjunct said:

legionnaire said:

adjunct said:

If the old wives tales is true that cracking your knuckles too much can lead to arthritis, can you also get arthritis of the cock?



Not to worry, this tale is false.


Oh, I know, I'm just trying to make people paranoid, as in:

Also, I hear if you scratch your testicles too much, your pubic hair will fall out and never grow back?



See?



i don't know about arthritis but cracking any joint is defenitly very bad, joints have fluid in them to lubricate them, when you crack a joint you basically pop the bone in a different position causing the fluid to displace rapidly into the newly formed opening while making the sound.
this puts way more pressure and wear on the joint than normal use so if you frequently crack your joints the long term effect won't be good.

liet

liet

Finland
February 2005

MAY 23, 2005 01:40 PM

Happens. First you get scared you broke the thing. Then you google. Then you laugh... ARRR!!!

Danni

Danni

SUICIDEGIRL

Texas, USA

MAY 23, 2005 01:42 PM

The idea of someone cracking their neck, let alone dick, makes me want to die.

*shiver*

hysteria_22

hysteria_22

United Kingdom
August 2004

MAY 23, 2005 01:46 PM

this thread + my hangover = puke puke puke and puke again.

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