most uncomfortable place youve ever had sex in

yeah...im sure this shit has been done before, and some "techer than thou dude whos been on this shit since like 1984" is gonna flex on me for asking it, but fuck it, im doing it anyway. where was the most uncomfortable place youve ever fucked?

a mini cooper
a closet
a bunk on a tourbus
a bathtub

my ex's family reunion, in the woods next to the shelter...

On the floor wedged between a dresser and a bed. The bed squeeks waaaaaayyy too much, her parents were right above on the 2nd floor. The place was a tiny side room in a really fucking old farmhosue in maine.

My ear.

My ass

The back of a volkswagon?

the beach with no blankets ... ouch does sand hurt

Actually... a bed. I was staying with my step father when my girlfriend came to visit from out of state. The thing that made it so uncomfortable is he had to walk through our room to get to his room right in the middle of some love making.

Fuck, I was beaten to the punch!

[Edited on May 13, 2005 by DireChocobo]

Damn, same here.

god forget the place. the last sex i had was so uncomfortabel and awkward we agreed to pretend it never happened. and i don't think it can all be blamed on the dorm room twin sized bed.

Jungle Gym in the park
People Mover @ Disneyland
Haunted Mansion @ Disneyland
MR2 passenger side with right leg out the window

Yes, I too clicked on this thread, only to post that answer.
Foiled!

A CRX




the gear shifter hurt like asonofabitch.

Either in a Greyhound bus bathroom in motion or in a parade float during a parade however hearing the cheering crowds made it all worthwhile.

Braggart!

front seat of a chevy chevette. Vinyl seats i might add.

FYI it aint no lie : Disneyland goodtimes were with my ex bf and Park & Car times were with my hubby, i just posted this shiet coz that's what i thought was most uncomfortable, if you have a problem with that, i could f'ing care less

let's see, I had sex in a bathroom on the counter once, pretty uncomfortable b/c the bathroom was way too tiny! But eh, it was fun nonetheless

in a photobooth.
oooor on a bus.
oooor the air conditioner beside my house...

Yeah. Minnie Mouse turns me the fuck on too. You can see her underwear!!!

the front seat of a z28 camaro

in my old apartment buildings parking lot (on the ground)

In a laundry room at the apartment, in the middle of the nite, we had just got out the hot tub so we were cold and wet.

But was it a Bitchin' Camaro?

I agree... the physics of it all was pretty amazing - considering my boyfriend was 6'3 ... he looked uncomfortable simply driving that damn car, much less doing anything else in it!

a roof.
the tiles scratched my ass.
and we almost rolled off.