Have you ever had bad sex?

dear dude i slept with at the end of the semester,

you fuck terribly, maybe it was an off night, but i was really turned off, so i gave up at a certain point. you were such a disappointment. sorry you couldnt keep it up, and were a bad kisser. you were so cute at school, i had hope for you. i'm glad you moved to LA.


i guess this is a "sorry you fucked me badly letter".

<3 CharlieLove

from the "dear person i fucked badly" thread, but it better fits here...

I have now.

Did you just make that up?

I suspect that this is going to hurt.

Oh, yes. I had sex with a Marine who came to my house in full dress uniform. He'd been in it all day and in summer in Florida they get very stinky. In fact, he stunk up my whole room, and his cock was hard but kinda squishy at the same time, so I hardly felt it (and it wasn't very big either, unfortunately.) Oh well, so much for men in uniform.

Seriously,who hasn't?

who hasn't...well, i wouldn't say that i've ever really had bad sex (in my "adult" life)...i always try to put my best foot forward...but sometimes two people just don't jive, so i find myself going through the motions

Big YES-more than I'd like to admit!

yep...the anticipation of having a good fuck...all hot and horny...get the clothes off...go and grab his dick and its tiny. big let down.

whoa. This is DEEP. Damn.

How about this one:

In July, I was with a woman. She took off her wig and got into bed wearing the beige skullcap she uses to keep her real hair pressed down.

All at once, the situation was comical, pathetic, and sad.

I was through.

Much to her disappointment, and my relief, the situation was over before it got started. (Does this count as "bad sex" since we never had sex?)

I still wonder if I should say something to her, or leave it up to the next guy to tell her.

When I was eighteen, I lost my virginity to somebody who had no business taking it. We never dated, he was a decade older and had a longterm partner, but over about four or five months, he'd fuck me, not the other way round. It was horrific and painful and there's a bit of confusion as to whether it actually counted as something a lot more sinister, seeing as he was a very forceful guy. Needless to say, every boyfriend/male friend I've ever confided in has sworn to beat the shit out of him if they ever see him.
Damage was already done though, it took me about two years and medical help before I could have sex properly with anyone. So yes, I've had bad. I've had some of the worst.

i was on tour and i was in cleveland with this girl 2 nights in a row....

i was impotent both nights....at least the second night i finally got it going after a couple hours, and i was so excited about it, i lasted about 9 seconds.

that bad sex has given me mental problems for the last year.