Have you ever had bad sex?

MY ex and I used to have great sex, every time, except once, neither of us could get into it, it was pretty damned bad.

What goes on between your mother and me is none of your business.

they cant all be winners.

yep

me, no... but speaking for every single partner I've ever had.

yes.

bad sex is the exact inverse of good sex - instead of being amazingly satisfying, it's amazingly unsatisfying, instead of bringing you+partner closer, it pushes you further apart, etc.

who hasnt?

A good shit is better than a bad fuck...

A hungarian lady told me that. I agree wholeheartedly.

also, instead of being naked, you're fully clothed, and instead of being in the same room, you're on opposite sides of the country.

Of course. I've even faked it.

Nope. Never.

Yes.

ohfuckinhell, YES

....and I've had -TERRRRRIBLE- pizza, as well....

definitely. especially with alcohol involved

I can honestly say I have never had bad sex.

yes, welcome to Earth

yes...there was this one time....

do you mean the kind of sex where, at some point, during the act, you both just say, "aw, fuck it" and go watch t.v. instead? oh yes. a lot. a whole lot.

Yes... this one time I was tonguefucked by some guy....

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I know which time and with who. Oh to know dirty little secrets...

and yes, I've had some pretty bad sex before

I think it was bad for him because I was bad at it. But hey, it was great for me anyway, so...eh.

heh..