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12/2/11

bye. sorry for posting anything.

semiretiredpunk

11/29/11

Help me be happy again!

11/29/11

going from no sex to single

11/29/11

bladder related coitus interruptus

11/29/11

11/24/11

Inverted Nipples [4]

11/22/11

Dead Girls [21]

11/21/11

Women who REALLY ENJOY giving head? Raise your hands. [20]

11/20/11

In need of advice. Im so confused

11/19/11

Hot Noses.. [8]

11/10/11

11/9/11

What are your 3 weaknesses? [13]

11/9/11

Pornstar names that never were....

11/8/11

Help me tease...please

11/7/11

This is for the ladies [2]

11/6/11

Historical Figures You'd Like to Fuck [6]

11/6/11

Favorite positions

11/3/11

What kind of Vagina do YOU have? [27]

11/3/11

Have you ever thought of some one from history when you jack off

10/30/11

advice for potential relationship

10/29/11

so how long is sex REALLY supposed to last? [7]

10/28/11

Small Breasts Vs. Large Breasts [26]

10/28/11

cute = sexy, or cute = childish? [2]

10/27/11

The best way to masturbate...

10/27/11

i love the touch of silk !

10/26/11

Hottest piercings a girl could have [3]

10/26/11

Which SG or member has your favorite body type? [18]

10/26/11

Attractive "older" women [2]

10/21/11

Hopeless romantic. Trying to find the right one and make friends along the way

10/21/11

Thinking of getting circ'ed [6]

10/20/11

Things you hate about porn [25]

10/19/11

IS COSPLAY TOO GEEKY OR FUCKIN AWESOME? [2]

10/18/11

Weird Fantasies

10/18/11

Finally meet someone special andddd............

10/17/11

wtf are you supposed to do in this situation?

10/17/11

How can I become a Porn actor, writer, or director.

10/14/11

what's the picture that made you join SG? [11]

10/14/11

sucking on a girl who wears a strap-on... [9]

10/10/11

Best Lower Stomach Ink

10/9/11

it's all in the lips [2]

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Things you hate about porn

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FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL

November 2004

APR 09, 2005 04:55 PM

PRockGirlScout said:
I hate how some of the guys in porn are so creepy looking and yet still get to fuck super hot chicks because they have big dicks, or because their cousin is the director or whatever.

SOME of the guys? I'd say like 95%.

corrigan

Providence, RI

January 2005

APR 09, 2005 05:13 PM

male facial expressions. why do they always have to look constipated?

hermetica

Cook Islands

January 2004

APR 09, 2005 06:42 PM

-Show me the woman coming. For real. I want to see her eyes crossed, stupid silly grin, face red, pussy hot and pink and happily swollen. I dont give a fuck about the guys orgasm, thats a given.
- Can we please not make all the women look like overprocessed, high maintenance dolls? I mean, assloads of plastic surgery, tons of makeup, overdone hair, claws.. yawwn.
- I know that porn actors have to practice safe sex and all that as much as possible, but is it too much to ask to see a man come inside the woman? Money shots are so fucking boring the 576th time around. I dont wanna see that splooge on the ass AGAIN.
- Someone get some of these male porn actors HAIRCUTS. And I mean down there as well.
- I dont much like the gynecology shots as well. I'll become a doctor if I want to see that.

Anton

Australia

September 2003

APR 09, 2005 09:42 PM

Myra said:

Nic said:

Anton said:
Porn was so awesome in the 70s. Pretty much anything now - bar hot girls running around a house, occasionally having lesbian sex, and swimming naked in a pool - is gross and weird and badly-directed.

The best porno I have ever seen was the 70s Alice in Wonderland musical one. It was awe-inspiring.

Do you remember the name? I'd totally like to see that!

I totally randomly downloaded clips from that the other day. And by totally randomly, I mean I clicked on 'download' a few times on a porn site that has movies. So it wasn't really random. But I didn't know they were from Alice In Wonderland.

Either way, yeah, it's a cool movie. Insatiable with Marilyn Chambers is also great.

Anton

Australia

September 2003

APR 09, 2005 09:44 PM

dkmfc said:

Anton said:
C'mon! I've asked twice in other threads. Why are you dribbling in your profile picture? It's a little bit icky, isn't it?

I never even noticed the spit. I thought he was getting ready to shoot up.

How does it make you feel, now that you know it's spit? It makes me want to offer him a trans-Pacific towel.

(I may have gotten the ocean wrong - geography was never my forte).

m_

Chesterfield, MO

February 2005

APR 09, 2005 09:57 PM

being an employee of a porn shop, i know way too much about this subject.....
but let me just say, it is not sexy when there is some shit goin down, its all hot and heavy, and all of a sudden the girl looks at the camera and gets a goofy smile on her face....she might as well be like, 'look, mom! i'm on t.v.!' and start waving her arms around like you see people doing in the background of live, on-location news coverage.
it just looks really retarded and awkward.

Lacey

SUICIDEGIRL

Colorado, USA

APR 09, 2005 09:57 PM

can i say that i hate puppet porn? i actually think it's funny, but i hate thinking that someone might actually watch this shit to get off.

anyway, if you want to see a woman fuck a puppet, watch 'let my puppets come'.

wottan

Vancouver, BC

July 2004

APR 10, 2005 12:06 AM

Ugh I also hate this preoccupation with blowjobs that focus around choking/gagging/ramming the woman in the face way to fast.

BlackSunshineAZ

I'm lost

March 2005

APR 10, 2005 03:39 AM

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[Edited on Apr 22, 2005 by BlackSunshineAZ]

BlackSunshineAZ

I'm lost

March 2005

APR 10, 2005 04:08 AM

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[Edited on Apr 22, 2005 by BlackSunshineAZ]

Severus

Sweden

February 2004

APR 10, 2005 05:57 AM

things I also hate about porn:

ugly dudes getting it on with anybody - seriously, WHY are the guys so UGLY?????
watching some chick gag because some guy has been forcing his cock deep down her throat and she's got tears in her eyes - let's force some cock down guys like thats throats instead and see how hot they think it really is.
anal scenes where the girl is obviously in pain but the guy keeps pounding away and think that's awesome, so NOT-sexy and horrible.
when they loop scenes over and over to make it appear to be longer - boooring.

madman31

Lumberton, NC

March 2005

APR 10, 2005 06:08 AM

zacratesunshyn said:
being an employee of a porn shop, i know way too much about this subject.....
but let me just say, it is not sexy when there is some shit goin down, its all hot and heavy, and all of a sudden the girl looks at the camera and gets a goofy smile on her face....she might as well be like, 'look, mom! i'm on t.v.!' and start waving her arms around like you see people doing in the background of live, on-location news coverage.
it just looks really retarded and awkward.

Hear, hear. That one irritates me as well. It sort of creates that "she's only fucking that way because the camera is there" mentality which is a turnoff to me.

Hussein

I'm lost

March 2004

APR 10, 2005 06:22 AM

dickie said:
Continuity mistakes.

i hate those in real life, too.

like when you finish and there's a window in the room that wasn't there when you started.

Katrina

SUICIDEGIRL

Sweden

APR 10, 2005 07:27 AM

hermetica said:
-Show me the woman coming. For real. I want to see her eyes crossed, stupid silly grin, face red, pussy hot and pink and happily swollen. I dont give a fuck about the guys orgasm, thats a given.
- Can we please not make all the women look like overprocessed, high maintenance dolls? I mean, assloads of plastic surgery, tons of makeup, overdone hair, claws.. yawwn.
- I know that porn actors have to practice safe sex and all that as much as possible, but is it too much to ask to see a man come inside the woman? Money shots are so fucking boring the 576th time around. I dont wanna see that splooge on the ass AGAIN.
- Someone get some of these male porn actors HAIRCUTS. And I mean down there as well.
- I dont much like the gynecology shots as well. I'll become a doctor if I want to see that.

I agree with all of that.

Kris7

Bridgewater, MA

July 2003

APR 10, 2005 07:35 AM

I'm a guy, but I hate it when they have ugly guys in porn. Of course, I'm not watching porn to see the guys, but I do hate it when the guy is SO FUCKING UGLY that it distracts me and has me thinking "Why on earth is she fucking that thing?".

Rhys

SUICIDEGIRL

Florida, USA

APR 10, 2005 07:59 AM

my #1 complaint is that there's not enough people i'm attracted to in porn, even the "hot" porn stars don't usually do anything for me.

that is why i come here ... now for some more complaining..

#2 not enough bisexual porn with real bisexuals of BOTH sexes. i'm tired of seeing fake girl on girl action or a supposed "everyone is bisexual" porn with no guy on guy.

#3 i hate plots for the most part.. but that's obvious.

#4 i know alot of people disagree with me, but i can't stand the facial cumshot. the shit usually winds up in her eye or something and i just wind up thinking "that sure is gonna be one nasty infection". i just think facials are rude. i'm into alot of things *cough* but having a guy cum all over my face isnt one of them.

film_maker123

Hampton, NH

April 2005

APR 10, 2005 08:04 AM

I hate when the lighting is bad, I like the picture to be sharp and well lit. Sometimes I think they forget how to white balance the cameras. I could shoot stuff better than half those guys.

Anton

Australia

September 2003

APR 10, 2005 08:39 AM

Kris7 said:
I'm a guy, but I hate it when they have ugly guys in porn. Of course, I'm not watching porn to see the guys...

You look at the guy? Ohmygod dude, you're gay!

life_returns

Oakland, CA

April 2003

APR 10, 2005 09:30 AM

Max hardcore is something I hate about porn.

pmonkeyEsquire

I'm lost

May 2004

APR 10, 2005 09:41 AM

When the clown dies.

Riley

SUICIDEGIRL

Massachusetts, USA

APR 10, 2005 09:53 AM

i know this has been said, but damn, i can't stand the forceful grabbing and pulling of the girl's head/hair during a blow job.

she's a porn star, dude. i'm sure she can handle it. just sit back and watch.

pmonkeyEsquire

I'm lost

May 2004

APR 10, 2005 09:56 AM

ToniJo35 said:

i know this has been said, but damn, i can't stand the forceful grabbing and pulling of the girl's head/hair during a blow job.

she's a porn star, dude. i'm sure she can handle it. just sit back and watch.

A very modern age approach. Interesting...

Riley

SUICIDEGIRL

Massachusetts, USA

APR 10, 2005 09:57 AM

pmonkey said:
When the clown dies.

hahahahahaha

nice

ProperNoun

Hong Kong

December 2004

APR 10, 2005 10:12 AM

I hate (stereotypical) black guys in porn. You know the type; parolees who're obsessed with gigantic asses and white women. They're usually the ones who grunt, say stupid crap like "Ugh! She's suckin' my huge black cock! And look a' dat ass," and generally make a nuisance of themselves.

ChristmasJones

New London, CT

July 2004

APR 10, 2005 10:35 AM

PlanNine said:
Since JohnSalisbury was worried about starting it, here we go.

Is there something that really bothers you when you see it in a porn?

My girl has got this DVD that is somewhere between pro and amatuer. It's all good if we are both watching it, but I tried watching it when I was alone... Bad Idea.

One main thing that bothered me was a good way into this anal scene, the chick has to have like a 5 minute discussion with the dude, and director about wether or not to do a "cream pie", and when are they both ready.
I'm like "Um, I thought we were supposed to keep a mood going."

So what bothers you?

The covers of the boxes sometimes say "hot girls"
but
The girls can get nasty.

Being a straight male at least show some younger porn guys. Something I can relate to. Those old nasty men...ick

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