Things you hate about porn

I'm a blow job lover and I don't get it either...

I dated a girl that absolutely loved it.

I stress the singularity of that statement.

oh yeah... i can't stand when the guy is too vocal
or the camera keeps panning to his expression.
TBK

It could also be a trick male porn stars use to keep from coming.

I love cock. I love blow jobs. I still don't get it.

its just fucking annoying! all i can think is "like keep it in there dumbass''!

All the anal and the fact that porn has'nt merged with hollywood/mainstream actors.

Can't say i understand the appeal in male actors keeping their boxers on and just sticking their wand out through the hole. I'm only going to assume you're wearing a prosthetic penis under there.

hate when the women are too loud. it sounds way too fake.

sure it's hot when a woman tastes herself..but I can't stand it when the camera focuses on the dudes finger while he makes her lick it. especially if it was in her ass.

love anal but hate atm.

dude slapping the chicks face while she blows him, or holds her nose, or rams his dick down her throat so far the mascara runs. what's enjoyable about that? (outside of BDSM)..totally takes me out of the "moment"

creampies where the chick lets it slide out into a cup/spoon/bowl and licks it up...I'm sure there's cum fetishes out there but it's a niche but happens a lot in flicks.

generally anything that some douchebag dude does to the girl that she obviously isn't enjoying.

Yeah, I don't think that's ever going to catch on. There's not much that unsimulated sex accomplishes for the narrative that the simulated stuff does not, and it doesn't violate any taboos or potentially wreck an actress' career. No matter how many Oscars or Emmys Chloe Sevigny wins, fairly few people are prepared to remember her for anything other than a few minutes worth of work in The Brown Bunny.

I hate the ostentatiousness. If pornstars really wanted to make me enjoy myself, they'd focus more on actually enjoying themselves, and less on making a big show that laying on their shoulders with their bits in the air while a guy rogers them frantically from above is somehow the best thing since bacon.

No free sock included. What the hell?

I read somewhere that the reason they do that is so they can repurpose each film for broader markets. If a hotel (maybe) or a cable station doesn't like to show full penetration/ejaculation, they will use the dude's face closeups instead.

>Sucking cock
>Sudden cut to:
>Cock in vagina

GOD DAMN I JUST WANT TO SEE IT GO IN THE FIRST TIME
THAT IS HALF OF WHY I WATCH PORN
Fuck!

^^so true, its an important bit and they cut it out

I hate when porn doesn't cater to my very subjective tastes. It's really annoying.

yes.
or when they show the first penetration, but don't capture the ladies facial expression. disappointing.

also girls who just go "oooh...ooooh.."

Agreed. The cut from fully clothed to fully naked irritates me, too. They cut out all the most erotic stuff. This is why I prefer amateur porn. It's tends to be way more honest.