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EvanX

EvanX

Grand Rapids, MI
June 2003

APR 08, 2005 07:52 PM

All too often the story is hard to follow.

MrStitches

MrStitches

Brooklyn, NY
November 2003

APR 08, 2005 07:52 PM

waxangel said:
I hate when it's really obvious that the girls aren't having any fun. That's why I dig the Shane's Slumber Party series.



It's even worse when they over act really badly pretending they like it. Just the fakest moans and screams. It just makes me laugh, which isn't really helpful.

On a similar note, what's the deal when a chick is wearing a strapon, and another chick starts sucking on it, and the girl wearing it pretends like it feels good? That's always bothered me.

_El_Zilcho_

_El_Zilcho_

Framingham, MA
April 2003

APR 08, 2005 07:55 PM

MrStitches said:
On a similar note, what's the deal when a chick is wearing a strapon, and another chick starts sucking on it, and the girl wearing it pretends like it feels good? That's always bothered me.



Agreed. I mean, girl with a strap on is hot. Really hot. But I don't need to see a girl get a fake blowjob, and then fake liking it. That's just odd. It doesn't turn me off, but it does confuse me.

KorbenDallas

KorbenDallas

Qatar
January 2005

APR 08, 2005 08:15 PM

i never really sat through a whole porn movie...sort of turn it on, bust a nut, and i'm done. It get's the job done..*shrugs*

schoolgirl

schoolgirl

Christmas Island
May 2003

APR 08, 2005 08:18 PM

dkmfc said:
"gape"




ew. I will agree with that. I can't comprehend the fascination with that.

Slander

Slander

Dayton, OH
May 2004

APR 08, 2005 08:18 PM

Zit bootie.

Spitting.

messyjessie

messyjessie

Marco Island, FL
July 2004

APR 08, 2005 08:22 PM

it makes me laugh, and the guys are always ugly.. if i decide one day that i wanna watch porn... .i wanna see some normal looking people!! like some HOT ASS suicide girls! love

Jimbo

Jimbo

Dallas, TX
August 2003

APR 08, 2005 08:24 PM

I remember one where this dude had a wiener the size of a freight train and was going at it on this girls ass and then the camera guy went to the girls face and she was crying and in serious pain.. Wasn't hot.. Not at all. puke

schoolgirl

schoolgirl

Christmas Island
May 2003

APR 08, 2005 08:32 PM

dkmfc said:

schoolgirl said:

dkmfc said:
"gape"




ew. I will agree with that. I can't comprehend the fascination with that.


yes. hey, I am a fan of anal sex. but I don't need to see the colon.



a fan as well, but no point in throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

obiwanknieval

obiwanknieval

Ypsilanti, MI
February 2005

APR 08, 2005 08:32 PM

I hate the way every fucking scene with both sexes ends in the guy ejaculating on the girl . In almost all straight sex scenes . I want to see a porn in which a guy busts his nut , goes all flacid , and then the girl squirts all over his face .

Shal

Shal

Los Angeles, CA
October 2002

APR 08, 2005 08:33 PM

- Girl-on-girl where there are long fake fingernails going into the vag. Most women watching that just shudder and think "Oh dear god, OUCH."

- When the actors and actresses just look bored.

- Spitting. Jesus fucking christ, if someone spit on my genitalia, I'd kick them in the face.

- Drool strings hanging off the mouth just make the person look retarded. It's not hot.

- Smacking and slapping of genitalia as foreplay (like smacking with the hand, not with.. um.. other genetalia). What the fuck is that about?

- Girls literally choking and gagging on cock. No.

Cigarette

Cigarette

Cleveland, OH
April 2004

APR 08, 2005 08:35 PM

I hate the ones where they're always having sex and stuff.

_Sarah_

_Sarah_

Kalamazoo, MI
January 2003

APR 08, 2005 08:38 PM

1) Sucking on a strap-on, and the receiver acts like they're going to have an orgasm. What the fuck?

2) Swinging balls. Pan OUT.

3) When the guy grabs a girl's head during a blow job and rams himself into her mouth or pushes her down on his cock. mad

4) Facials

5) Watching them *slap* a girl's clit will make me wince in pain. I can't watch it.

schoolgirl

schoolgirl

Christmas Island
May 2003

APR 08, 2005 08:40 PM

Shalome said:

- Smacking and slapping of genitalia as foreplay (like smacking with the hand, not with.. um.. other genetalia). What the fuck is that about?




omg! iI hate that. the girl never looks like she even enjoys it.

[Edited on Apr 08, 2005 by schoolgirl]

_El_Zilcho_

_El_Zilcho_

Framingham, MA
April 2003

APR 08, 2005 08:49 PM

Granted, I rarely ever watch porn, so I haven't seen a wide array. But I hate the weird zooms.

I prefer amateur, as long as they act like their in a movie, and don't talk to the director/cameraman. Know what would kick ass? A Scorcese directed porn. Or any awesome director doing a porn? How much would that up their cred? Having the balls to direct a porn at this point in their career? I think I just planned my whole life....

Capt_Sparrow

Capt_Sparrow

Prescott, AZ
January 2004

APR 08, 2005 08:57 PM

the underneath shot where u can see the dangly balls

Capt_Sparrow

Capt_Sparrow

Prescott, AZ
January 2004

APR 08, 2005 08:57 PM

ohh and slapping on the girl on the ass i dont hate it but it makes me laugh alot tongue

llouys

llouys

Brazil
August 2003

APR 08, 2005 08:58 PM



the piggyback rides must stop.

defcat

defcat

Colton, CA
February 2005

APR 08, 2005 09:00 PM

Close ups of a dudes hairy ass and ball sack always kill it, spitting on the girls, to much story line, super ugly people, five dudes on one girl, ass to mouth, and fucking strange positions that nobody ever does. What's that all about. I can just imagine the director. "Okay you bend over backwards on that cactus, and you grab that crowbar and choke her while you fuck her in the ass."

shawndaddy

shawndaddy

Tustin, CA
March 2004

APR 08, 2005 09:05 PM

Sorcha said:

3) When the guy grabs a girl's head during a blow job and rams himself into her mouth or pushes her down on his cock. mad

4) Facials



Ya, I hate that shit...... I don't understand what's hot about treating women like trash.

Rayna

Rayna

SUICIDEGIRL

Iowa, USA

APR 08, 2005 09:06 PM

Mavis_VonMonster said:
the underneath shot where u can see the dangly balls



yes...agreed....I think those shots are creepy

MrStitches

MrStitches

Brooklyn, NY
November 2003

APR 08, 2005 09:08 PM

Does someone want to start a good porn company with me? I am sick of real work, and would love to be a porn producer.
I have no start up money to speak of, but I think I could make a decent porno. Just so you know though, I want to make pornos with really good scripts.

Zundapp1

Zundapp1

Seattle, WA
November 2003

APR 08, 2005 09:11 PM

Poor sound. I like to hear candid conversation.

Miel

Miel

Goleta, CA
October 2004

APR 08, 2005 09:34 PM

Xixax said:
I hate when the plot and the acting sucks. I'm a total freak, I watch porn like it's a real movie.


I'm exactly the same way.

louys said:


the piggyback rides must stop.


But it's so cuuuuuute!

Oh, and I hate all porn videos. Unless they're actual movies that have sex in them as part of the plot. An important part.

catdad

catdad

Portland, OR
August 2002

APR 08, 2005 09:34 PM

Bad voice dubbing.

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