Things you hate about porn

All too often the story is hard to follow.

It's even worse when they over act really badly pretending they like it. Just the fakest moans and screams. It just makes me laugh, which isn't really helpful.

On a similar note, what's the deal when a chick is wearing a strapon, and another chick starts sucking on it, and the girl wearing it pretends like it feels good? That's always bothered me.

Agreed. I mean, girl with a strap on is hot. Really hot. But I don't need to see a girl get a fake blowjob, and then fake liking it. That's just odd. It doesn't turn me off, but it does confuse me.

i never really sat through a whole porn movie...sort of turn it on, bust a nut, and i'm done. It get's the job done..*shrugs*

ew. I will agree with that. I can't comprehend the fascination with that.

Zit bootie.

Spitting.

it makes me laugh, and the guys are always ugly.. if i decide one day that i wanna watch porn... .i wanna see some normal looking people!! like some HOT ASS suicide girls!

I remember one where this dude had a wiener the size of a freight train and was going at it on this girls ass and then the camera guy went to the girls face and she was crying and in serious pain.. Wasn't hot.. Not at all.

a fan as well, but no point in throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

I hate the way every fucking scene with both sexes ends in the guy ejaculating on the girl . In almost all straight sex scenes . I want to see a porn in which a guy busts his nut , goes all flacid , and then the girl squirts all over his face .

- Girl-on-girl where there are long fake fingernails going into the vag. Most women watching that just shudder and think "Oh dear god, OUCH."

- When the actors and actresses just look bored.

- Spitting. Jesus fucking christ, if someone spit on my genitalia, I'd kick them in the face.

- Drool strings hanging off the mouth just make the person look retarded. It's not hot.

- Smacking and slapping of genitalia as foreplay (like smacking with the hand, not with.. um.. other genetalia). What the fuck is that about?

- Girls literally choking and gagging on cock. No.

I hate the ones where they're always having sex and stuff.

1) Sucking on a strap-on, and the receiver acts like they're going to have an orgasm. What the fuck?

2) Swinging balls. Pan OUT.

3) When the guy grabs a girl's head during a blow job and rams himself into her mouth or pushes her down on his cock.

4) Facials

5) Watching them *slap* a girl's clit will make me wince in pain. I can't watch it.

omg! iI hate that. the girl never looks like she even enjoys it.

[Edited on Apr 08, 2005 by schoolgirl]

Granted, I rarely ever watch porn, so I haven't seen a wide array. But I hate the weird zooms.

I prefer amateur, as long as they act like their in a movie, and don't talk to the director/cameraman. Know what would kick ass? A Scorcese directed porn. Or any awesome director doing a porn? How much would that up their cred? Having the balls to direct a porn at this point in their career? I think I just planned my whole life....

the underneath shot where u can see the dangly balls

ohh and slapping on the girl on the ass i dont hate it but it makes me laugh alot

the piggyback rides must stop.

Close ups of a dudes hairy ass and ball sack always kill it, spitting on the girls, to much story line, super ugly people, five dudes on one girl, ass to mouth, and fucking strange positions that nobody ever does. What's that all about. I can just imagine the director. "Okay you bend over backwards on that cactus, and you grab that crowbar and choke her while you fuck her in the ass."

Ya, I hate that shit...... I don't understand what's hot about treating women like trash.

Does someone want to start a good porn company with me? I am sick of real work, and would love to be a porn producer.
I have no start up money to speak of, but I think I could make a decent porno. Just so you know though, I want to make pornos with really good scripts.

Poor sound. I like to hear candid conversation.

I'm exactly the same way.

But it's so cuuuuuute!

Oh, and I hate all porn videos. Unless they're actual movies that have sex in them as part of the plot. An important part.

Bad voice dubbing.