Things you hate about porn

when the camera man talks to the people in the porn.

I just hate plot development or storylines. That isn't why I wanted to watch a porn. If I wanted to watch bad acting, I would have turned on the WB

LMAO Hear fucking Hear!

Pretty much not a fan of any proffesional porn these days. All the acctresses look too fake and not very attractive and all are pretty much size queens with all the genetic freaks that passes for men with penises in porn today.

I hate close-ups. Show me penetration + bodies writhing + faces. I want it all. Don't zoom in.

It can't be mentioned enough - anal gaping. I'm glad that she can take your huge, porn star cock deep in her ass. I don't need to see her pancreas.

+1 on the gaping front...I really don't need to see that, or when they decide to ruin a good porno by including a colonic irrigation scene/anal squirting.

Don't mind cream pies too much, but to have them gape the vagina and angle the camera so you can almost see cum drip off the ovaries just doesn't do it for me either.

Saw a vid the other day, where the porn star rolled her eyes and stared off into the distance before taking it up the bum...kind of funny when she pretended to moan later! Made me laugh! Otherwise it was pretty hot!

Maybe I'm old fashioned.

I hate fake boobs, I'd rather see a girl with almost nothing but nipples then big fake balloon looking things with nipples on em... I also hate porn where all the girls have fake nails...that's gotta hurt somebody multiple times during the course of a shoot...

I just hate that most porn is really badly done in the sense that it feel fake, like making noise for the sake of making noise not cause it's good...
Just bad acting I guess...

Maybe thats just me, maybe just means I need to watch actual people having sex instead >.<

when i get carpal tunnel.

I agree 100%

Girls that look into the camera and talk to the camera when the camera isn't supposed to be there.

For example, there's a "My First Sex Teacher" video featuring Ava Devine. The whole setting is supposed to be a student staying after class because he's in trouble and winds up fucking the teacher.

During the scene Ava spent more time looking into the camera saying "Ooh yeah fuck me!" etc, etc. than she did looking at the guy she was doing the scene with. Even with the facial at the end she's sucking and tugging the guy while looking into the camera saying "I want you to cum all over my face" or whatever.

To me, acknowledging the camera man in a non-Reality* porn takes away from the whole scene. It can make an otherwise good scene virtually unwatchable.

*ie: things like Bangbus where the camera man is actually part of the scene.

Allie Sin.

Is there some kind of fetish for women who are COMPLETELY uninterested in what's going on....that I wasn't aware of? Is there a roving group of people who love the detached, 1000 state of someone who would rather be ANYWHERE than where they were right now?

There must be as it seems quite frequent in teh porns.

I hate that underneath angle where its just balls slapping against ass. Who likes that?

^^^ Especially when it goes on for 10 minutes.

No subtitles.

(Sometimes I like the plot but have roommates.)

Oops...that should read "1000 Yard Stare"

i just can't stand when the moaning is so over the top and fake!

Photoshop on sites that are about "alternative beauty".

When the audio isn't synced with the video.

Ewww, or when a female is giving oral to a male and there are ropes of spit stringing between his cock and her mouth whenever she pulls back.

i hate it when the guy's not james deen

when they zoom on sweaty testicules