Things you hate about porn

Porn is some of the best comedy out there.

Especially with the over-exaggerated "Oohs" and "Aahs" and facial expressions when the actors try to pretend like the sex is hotter than it really is.

1) POV and gonzo porn, where the woman gets coerced into having sex, as if real women don't actually like sex, they just like looking after the kids and baking cookies. We'd all be a hell of a lot better off if everyone dropped the whole Neo-Victorian bullshit and admitted that PEOPLE (men and women) like having sex!!

Shots of the guy, we should never see the guys face no matter what

Im jacking off and then BOOM!! some ugly dudes face........boner killer

"Oooooo yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah."

Hmm whenever the girl makes that face like "oh its a dick".... like she hasnt seen 100's before

sometimes accompanied by a squeal of surprise.

I'm a little turned off by that close up view from behind/underneath, where all you see is an anus or two, a flapping nutsack, and some distressed flesh you assume is female genitalia.

Prolonged closeups of balls.

I'm a fan of good production values. I don't enjoy amateur porn for this reason. I feel that I watch porn to sort of idealize and romanticize whatever fantasy I'm watching. Can't do that with grainy film and awkward echoing sound.

I should be having as much fun doing freaky things with a beautiful girl without anybody filming it, but instead I'm watching thespians trying to make me pretend that I'm them. Jerks.

Hate, hate, hate it when the girl just looks/sounds like she's in pain. And not the good kind of pain. Like, the 'no really, this is not enjoyable for me in the least' kind of pain.

the awkward moment when the guy pulls out to finish in the girl's mouth/on her tits. Besides the fact that money shots are entirely unappealing for me, there seems to be an excessive amount of time where the guy's just jerking off and the girl's got that idiotic expectant grin like it's her birthday and she's waiting for her cake. Always seems to take a bit too long, as if oops the dude pulled out a wee mite too soon.

When your watching lesbian porn and a male camera man or director starts talking, especially if they have an annoying voice to begin with. I like hearing a girl moan, but when a dude starts talking a reach for the mute button.

I'm not a fan of the money shot either. it's just gross

I really, REALLY don't like seeing felching.
Also don't like seeing a man's ass being eaten out. Or any ass being eaten out!... I guess assholes in general are disturbing to me (in every way)! But I'm a huge fan of asses... Weird huh? This is a pivotal moment for me...

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Extreme penetration closeups.....especially the prolonged ones.

It always makes me think a 14 year old boy is working the camera.......giggling and saying "uh-huhuh-huhuh.....his wiener's going into her thingie"

They're not hot, they're not sexy........and I hate them.

Dudes faces. I never need to see them.

Cum cocktails (or filling up a glass with it)

Getting old?

Lack of creativity.

Thats 99% of porn

Also whenever a fetish is shown in a porn film that you just don't have that wasn't meant to be there. Like big breast porn and then suddenly someone is smoking

Spitting. I just don't get it. It started about 10 years ago. All of a sudden, people started hawking loogies all over the place. WTF?

Long ago I assume That was exited But now I think,Is a industry !