Things you hate about porn

Since JohnSalisbury was worried about starting it, here we go.

Is there something that really bothers you when you see it in a porn?

My girl has got this DVD that is somewhere between pro and amatuer. It's all good if we are both watching it, but I tried watching it when I was alone... Bad Idea.

One main thing that bothered me was a good way into this anal scene, the chick has to have like a 5 minute discussion with the dude, and director about wether or not to do a "cream pie", and when are they both ready.
I'm like "Um, I thought we were supposed to keep a mood going."



So what bothers you?

Not a big fan of guy on guy.

When the guy says anything. I'm not watching or listening to the guy. I guess its ok with the grunt, pant, yearg, whatever, but some of these dudes just mutter and talk complete trash about the girl through the whole thing. Then I just turn the volume down cause it makes us crack or get wierded out. Let me hear the girl say whatever, but some of these dudes just blow.

I hate when men are naked all but white socks and sneakers. and watches. it just looks ridiculous.

Well i'm not a lesbian either. but
I've been trying not to read the first post, and just answering the thread title lately.

I hate when the director cuts away to fast after the facial.

Yahoo!

I generally don't like men in the shoot at all. They just tend to get in the way.
But there's this genre of porn vids called point-of-view which I rather like--

I'm the opposite. I find facials yucky.

I don't like it when they break the fourth wall. Gonzo porn, right? Just like the first poster said.

Porn, ultimately, is a movie. I mean, breaking the wall works in movies like Annie Hall, but not in porn. Not in porn. Just have sex and bad dialogue.

I hate when they're either doing missionary or doggystyle, and the camera man zooms right in on the guy's ass to catch the "action" -- "action" which consists of watching a gross penis slam in and out of a gross, dry vagina, for about 10 minutes, oh, and the guy's butt and the girl's cellulite thighs. That's so gross.

I heard most of those sucked. That theres really only about 30 seconds of footage for each scene(position) and there is a real noticable link when the loop comes around. for shit like that and they want $50 for it? no way.

I hate when it's really obvious that the girls aren't having any fun. That's why I dig the Shane's Slumber Party series.

There is a funny series of porn bloopers called "Boobs, Butts and Boners". Strongly recommended!

Continuity mistakes.

Yeah, there are few things I dislike more in porn than watching some dudes balls swing back and forth.

I hate really horribly oversized fake tits. I saw one porn where the woman's breasts were moving back and forth as she got fucked, and her implants were obviously so much bigger than her natural breasts, and the skin of her breasts so stretched, that these weird ripples were going all around the base of her breasts.

And I agree on the close up on the guy's balls. Bill Hicks did a great routine about how all the porn he saw consisted of "bobbing man ass."

Yes yes I was going to say that; and for some reason I'm speaking with an English accent, after watching that Kids Show clip. Honestly I don't know how anyone can watch a girl sucking cock when the guy is holding the back of her head and trying to punch through the back of her head.

Similar to Luthien I have this porn where one of the scenes has this really skeezy looking guy who is insistent on making the experience look as uncomfortable for the girls as humanly possible. There are these two amazing looking girls in the scene and the guy keeps grabbing them by various points on the head (forehead, chin, teeth) and pulling the girls' head back as far as possible. You can tell they aren't into it, but he has this hot-shit look on his face. Maybe he has to make up for the fact that he has the tiniest balls in the world. He honestly looks like he has no sack. Anyway, the scene disgusts the hell out of me, so I can't watch it. I have to fast-forward through it.

Also, I must concur with the man-ass close-ups. And they never just show the angle briefly; it's always like a five minute solid close-up shot of some dude's hairy ass crack.

I hate when the girl doesn't come but the guy does and it's over. I wanna see the girl make that face.

Oh yes! I loathe that shit where the guys are being so rough and forcing the cock down the girl's throat. It seems like the whole point is to make the girl choke and puke. How is that a turn on for anyone who isn't a misogynist?!

A result of the latent homosexual tendencies of every American man?

of the camera man?

I do not like it when they are butt naked and still have their socks and shoes on. It just bugs me. That and the whole guys ass right up next to the cam.

I'm off to look at some SG girls--
Thanks PlanNine!