IMPRESSIVE

There are few things that truly are. His god-cock, for instance. What, in your life, is truly impressive?

edited: for the damned question mark naja_haje

[Edited on Mar 13, 2005 by toothpickmoe]

*bows* It's true all the ladies love my god-cock.

In my life? my friends, I'm blessed with many great ones.

Question mark?

Gimme a break, Nell Carter

Thats two actually.

kinda.

he's drunk. and i'm not.

post something that is impressive in your life.

I still don't know what the hell is going on.

I think he wants you to bow to his "God-cock"

No mocking the God-cock, thank you.

no. toothpick bows to it.

post something impressive in your own life.

also. aggro vag, it's the new... i dunno.

Nothing impresses me, I'm way too cool and aloof for that sort of shit. Except for every beautiful and sweet woman on earth, that impresses the hell out of me.

10 points for playing the game, thank you.

any more?

Okay:

1. Aggro vag is the new everything

2. I really would like to hear about something impressive in your life.

Sadly, no one on this site has ever had anything impressive happen to them...

I usually see people die at least once a month. Is that what you are looking for?

Explain.

I'm sorry what was that? The cobra penis is freaking me out.

Tell me about it. So glad that showed up here.

Why do you often see dead people? Are you in a movie with Brucie Dubya?

Ive said to much.....
Im sorry moe, but you are a liability now....

*is killed*

J?K. I'm an EMT, in a very low-income town, with a large elderly population.
We go on a call, and people are usually dead by the time we get there, or shortly thereafter. Thats all.

*whispers* its freaking me out man.

, lesbian.

dead lesbian

Noah's Ark.