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Koenigsegg

Koenigsegg

I'm lost
July 2004

MAR 11, 2005 12:33 AM

i'd holler

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

MAR 11, 2005 12:33 AM

zenFish said:

hotcurry said:
bah, shut up and do me.


Thank god, it's no longer a sausage party.

MisterSatan kept eyeing me up.


You wish, Skeletor.

zenFish

zenFish

Vancouver, BC
August 2004

MAR 11, 2005 12:34 AM

MisterSatan said:

zenFish said:

hotcurry said:
bah, shut up and do me.


Thank god, it's no longer a sausage party.

MisterSatan kept eyeing me up.


You wish, Skeletor.



Dude that's so not even funny, and I have a fast metabolism dammit! It's not my fault!

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

MAR 11, 2005 12:35 AM

Whatever, lardass.

hotcurry

hotcurry

Los Angeles, CA
June 2004

MAR 11, 2005 12:35 AM

zenFish said:

MisterSatan said:

zenFish said:

hotcurry said:
bah, shut up and do me.


Thank god, it's no longer a sausage party.

MisterSatan kept eyeing me up.


You wish, Skeletor.



Dude that's so not even funny, and I have a fast metabolism dammit! It's not my fault!



It's okay metobolic boy. I'll still let you bone me.

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

MAR 11, 2005 12:38 AM

hotcurry said:
It's okay metobolic boy. I'll still let you bone me.


Yeah. Emphasis on "bone".

zenFish

zenFish

Vancouver, BC
August 2004

MAR 11, 2005 12:38 AM

hotcurry said:

zenFish said:

MisterSatan said:

zenFish said:

hotcurry said:
bah, shut up and do me.


Thank god, it's no longer a sausage party.

MisterSatan kept eyeing me up.


You wish, Skeletor.



Dude that's so not even funny, and I have a fast metabolism dammit! It's not my fault!



It's okay metobolic boy. I'll still let you bone me.



Good Pun.


crap, i'm all outta lines.

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

MAR 11, 2005 12:39 AM

zenFish said:

Good Pun.


crap, i'm all outta lines.



You have no lines.
You have no game.
You
Are
WEAK.

hotcurry

hotcurry

Los Angeles, CA
June 2004

MAR 11, 2005 12:39 AM

MisterSatan said:

hotcurry said:
It's okay metobolic boy. I'll still let you bone me.


Yeah. Emphasis on "bone".




The pun is the highest form of humor, you know

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

MAR 11, 2005 12:40 AM

FreakPirate said:

zenFish said:

Good Pun.


crap, i'm all outta lines.



You have no lines.
You have no game.
You
Are
WEAK.


Pot, meet kettle.

biggrin

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

MAR 11, 2005 12:41 AM

hotcurry said:

MisterSatan said:

hotcurry said:
It's okay metobolic boy. I'll still let you bone me.


Yeah. Emphasis on "bone".


The pun is the highest form of humor, you know


I'm sorry, the answer we were looking for was "monkey drinking his own urine". "Grandma Toilet Blooper Reel" would also have been acceptable.

Nightmares

Nightmares

Palm Springs, CA
September 2004

MAR 11, 2005 12:41 AM

hmm.... any who...

zanafar or desmobile

zenFish

zenFish

Vancouver, BC
August 2004

MAR 11, 2005 12:41 AM

FreakPirate said:

zenFish said:

Good Pun.


crap, i'm all outta lines.



You have no lines.
You have no game.
You
Are
WEAK.



Weak? mother fucker, who's the punk bitch who squealed like a pig on new years.

Big hint, it wasn't me.

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

MAR 11, 2005 12:42 AM

MisterSatan said:

Pot, meet kettle.

biggrin



What can I say... we can detect our own.
zenFish reeks of desperation.

And serious, serious rot.
Consider bathing dude.

hotcurry

hotcurry

Los Angeles, CA
June 2004

MAR 11, 2005 12:42 AM

MisterSatan said:

hotcurry said:

MisterSatan said:

hotcurry said:
It's okay metobolic boy. I'll still let you bone me.


Yeah. Emphasis on "bone".


The pun is the highest form of humor, you know


I'm sorry, the answer we were looking for was "monkey drinking his own urine". "Grandma Toilet Blooper Reel" would also have been acceptable.




Ok, Saget. Put it in my butt. tongue

zenFish

zenFish

Vancouver, BC
August 2004

MAR 11, 2005 12:42 AM

MisterSatan said:

hotcurry said:
It's okay metobolic boy. I'll still let you bone me.


Yeah. Emphasis on "bone".



Quiet, squidy one. tongue

Lucy

Lucy

SUICIDEGIRL

Yemen

MAR 11, 2005 12:42 AM

I'm not even gonna say who I would do.
I fear Thistle's wrath.

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

MAR 11, 2005 12:43 AM

hotcurry said:

MisterSatan said:

hotcurry said:

MisterSatan said:

hotcurry said:
It's okay metobolic boy. I'll still let you bone me.


Yeah. Emphasis on "bone".


The pun is the highest form of humor, you know


I'm sorry, the answer we were looking for was "monkey drinking his own urine". "Grandma Toilet Blooper Reel" would also have been acceptable.


Ok, Saget. Put it in my butt. tongue


I'm sorry, you must have mistaken me for reprobate.

zenFish

zenFish

Vancouver, BC
August 2004

MAR 11, 2005 12:43 AM

FreakPirate said:

MisterSatan said:

Pot, meet kettle.

biggrin



What can I say... we can detect our own.
zenFish reeks of desperation.

And serious, serious rot.
Consider bathing dude.



Dude, I shower two times a freaking day, and when the hell did you smell me?

Oh right, when you were planting your lips on mine. tongue

Coco

Coco

SUICIDEGIRL

USA

MAR 11, 2005 12:44 AM

too many to list.

yeah, i'm a slut.













in my head.

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

MAR 11, 2005 12:44 AM

Coco said:
too many to list.

yeah, i'm a slut.













in my head.


Hi there. wink

Noir

Noir

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

MAR 11, 2005 12:45 AM

I love this thread.

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

MAR 11, 2005 12:45 AM

Noir said:
I love this thread.


I'm sorry, the question was "Would you DO this thread?"

zenFish

zenFish

Vancouver, BC
August 2004

MAR 11, 2005 12:47 AM

MisterSatan said:

Noir said:
I love this thread.


I'm sorry, the question was "Would you DO this thread?"



You know, this is why.... you have tons of friends.

Dammit, I think it fucked that line up.

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

MAR 11, 2005 12:48 AM

zenFish said:

MisterSatan said:

Noir said:
I love this thread.


I'm sorry, the question was "Would you DO this thread?"


You know, this is why.... you have tons of friends.

Dammit, I think it fucked that line up.


Look, I know you're Canadian and all, but here in America, we speak English, not French, and CERTAINLY not "retard".

wink

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