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reversehalo

reversehalo

Zimbabwe
January 2005

MAR 05, 2005 12:45 AM

So not to annoy any more people with my smut posted everywhere:

BADLY WRITTEN SMUT HERE. kiss

[Edited on Mar 05, 2005 by reversehalo]

Jeff_Fries

Jeff_Fries

Humptulips, WA
September 2003

MAR 05, 2005 12:47 AM

I hope to christ you're not my sister

reversehalo

reversehalo

Zimbabwe
January 2005

MAR 05, 2005 12:48 AM

Jeff_Fries said:
I hope to christ you're not my sister


Hahahahahaaa!!! kiss

Koenigsegg

Koenigsegg

I'm lost
July 2004

MAR 05, 2005 12:49 AM

10 PRINT "HUUH"
20 GOTO 10

TAFKASP

TAFKASP

Oakland, CA
June 2003

MAR 05, 2005 12:55 AM

forever said:
10 PRINT "HUUH"
20 GOTO 10



ah.... basic

Finch

Finch

SUICIDEGIRL

Thailand

MAR 05, 2005 12:55 AM

forever said:
10 PRINT "HUUH"
20 GOTO 10



okay. i've thought about this and thought about this again, and i still don't get it.

either i'm tired or dumb.

Drago

Drago

Philadelphia, PA
January 2004

MAR 05, 2005 12:59 AM

Dear Penthouse,
I never thought it would happen to me, but I totally posted a fake story on a website tonight...

JeffD

JeffD

Kanata, ON
November 2003

MAR 05, 2005 01:04 AM

edit

[Edited on Mar 05, 2005 by JeffD]

delusion

delusion

Santa Barbara, CA
March 2004

MAR 05, 2005 01:05 AM

It's always the terrible threads that get double posted.

reversehalo

reversehalo

Zimbabwe
January 2005

MAR 05, 2005 01:05 AM

Drago said:
Dear Penthouse,
I never thought it would happen to me, but I totally posted a fake story on a website tonight...



Sweetie pie, it's called "erotica". And if you send your mom to my house immediately, I will make it all true. wink kiss

delusion

delusion

Santa Barbara, CA
March 2004

MAR 05, 2005 01:10 AM

reversehalo said:

Drago said:
Dear Penthouse,
I never thought it would happen to me, but I totally posted a fake story on a website tonight...



Sweetie pie, it's called "erotica". And if you send your mom to my house immediately, I will make it all true. wink kiss


Wait, does "erotica" mean "big, fat lie"?

Yuriel

Yuriel

I'm lost
January 2004

MAR 05, 2005 01:11 AM

delusion said:
It's always the terrible threads that get double posted.



Or in some cases three, four, five times.
surreal
Thank heavens for me being blonde half asleep/hyper and oblivious! biggrin
EL SUICIDO LOCO

beaky

beaky

Miami, FL
April 2003

MAR 05, 2005 01:12 AM

dimly lit


I bit overused this days

Yuriel

Yuriel

I'm lost
January 2004

MAR 05, 2005 01:13 AM

delusion said:

reversehalo said:

Drago said:
Dear Penthouse,
I never thought it would happen to me, but I totally posted a fake story on a website tonight...



Sweetie pie, it's called "erotica". And if you send your mom to my house immediately, I will make it all true. wink kiss


Wait, does "erotica" mean "big, fat lie"?




Most likely.
Wait. .... thats a pretty bad imitation of a girl.....
*laughs*
(I was going to say something so much funnier but so so risque here and I don't want to risk the you know what so wink )
But you can ask me in private for the real dish if you wish biggrin
EL SUICIDO LOCO

reversehalo

reversehalo

Zimbabwe
January 2005

MAR 05, 2005 01:19 AM

delusion said:

reversehalo said:

Drago said:
Dear Penthouse,
I never thought it would happen to me, but I totally posted a fake story on a website tonight...



Sweetie pie, it's called "erotica". And if you send your mom to my house immediately, I will make it all true. wink kiss


Wait, does "erotica" mean "big, fat lie"?


I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?... kiss

reversehalo

reversehalo

Zimbabwe
January 2005

MAR 05, 2005 01:21 AM

Yuriel said:

delusion said:

reversehalo said:

Drago said:
Dear Penthouse,
I never thought it would happen to me, but I totally posted a fake story on a website tonight...



Sweetie pie, it's called "erotica". And if you send your mom to my house immediately, I will make it all true. wink kiss


Wait, does "erotica" mean "big, fat lie"?




Most likely.
Wait. .... thats a pretty bad imitation of a girl.....
*laughs*
(I was going to say something so much funnier but so so risque here and I don't want to risk the you know what so wink )
But you can ask me in private for the real dish if you wish biggrin
EL SUICIDO LOCO


Sir (?) -

I just checked out your pics on your profile. I'm a better looking girl and guy than you. Kinda sad. Consider posting pics other than your own next time. wink

Yuriel

Yuriel

I'm lost
January 2004

MAR 05, 2005 01:24 AM

reversehalo said:

Yuriel said:

delusion said:

reversehalo said:

Drago said:
Dear Penthouse,
I never thought it would happen to me, but I totally posted a fake story on a website tonight...



Sweetie pie, it's called "erotica". And if you send your mom to my house immediately, I will make it all true. wink kiss


Wait, does "erotica" mean "big, fat lie"?




Most likely.
Wait. .... thats a pretty bad imitation of a girl.....
*laughs*
(I was going to say something so much funnier but so so risque here and I don't want to risk the you know what so wink )
But you can ask me in private for the real dish if you wish biggrin
EL SUICIDO LOCO


Sir (?) -

I just checked out your pics on your profile. I'm a better looking girl and guy than you. Kinda sad. Consider posting pics other than your own next time. wink




Ah. And the fish bites.
Hook. Line. Sinker.
Pity I don't care.
biggrin
Oh and why are you bragging about being a prettier girl than I am.
When youre prettier than an actual girl. Then maybe someone will give a shit.
Also, you're sorely deluded.
biggrin
But hey. Thats why you have ego and I don't smile
PS Nobody cares how hot you think you are smile
EL SUICIDO LOCO

I wish I werent so damned zoned out... I'dve had a much better retort. Do forgive me folks.

delusion

delusion

Santa Barbara, CA
March 2004

MAR 05, 2005 01:25 AM

reversehalo said:

delusion said:

reversehalo said:

Drago said:
Dear Penthouse,
I never thought it would happen to me, but I totally posted a fake story on a website tonight...



Sweetie pie, it's called "erotica". And if you send your mom to my house immediately, I will make it all true. wink kiss


Wait, does "erotica" mean "big, fat lie"?


I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?... kiss


A love there is no cure for?

Yuriel

Yuriel

I'm lost
January 2004

MAR 05, 2005 01:26 AM

Btw. I just realized that was a woman.
Boy I feel stupid. eeek
I swore that profile said they were a 32 year old male one minute...... with different pics.
Ok head. Stop fucking with me. This is all.
EL SUICIDO LOCO

Drago

Drago

Philadelphia, PA
January 2004

MAR 05, 2005 01:26 AM

reversehalo said:

Drago said:
Dear Penthouse,
I never thought it would happen to me, but I totally posted a fake story on a website tonight...



Sweetie pie, it's called "erotica". And if you send your mom to my house immediately, I will make it all true. wink kiss


My mom probably went to sleep like seven hours ago. I'll tell her to holler at you in the morning though. kiss

delusion

delusion

Santa Barbara, CA
March 2004

MAR 05, 2005 01:26 AM

Hey reversehalo, personal insults like that are a real good way to get zotted. Also, with that gut as your profile pic you may consider being a liiittle nicer. wink

delusion

delusion

Santa Barbara, CA
March 2004

MAR 05, 2005 01:28 AM

See! like that ^! Totally inappropriate, right/

Drago

Drago

Philadelphia, PA
January 2004

MAR 05, 2005 01:28 AM

delusion said:
Hey reversehalo, personal insults like that are a real good way to get zotted. Also, with that gut as your profile pic you may consider being a liiittle nicer. wink


oh wow...

reversehalo just got SERVED!

Finch

Finch

SUICIDEGIRL

Thailand

MAR 05, 2005 01:30 AM

can't we all just get along?


...couldn't resist.

really though. everybody should be a bit nicer.

Shal

Shal

Los Angeles, CA
October 2002

MAR 05, 2005 01:31 AM

delusion said:

reversehalo said:

Drago said:
Dear Penthouse,
I never thought it would happen to me, but I totally posted a fake story on a website tonight...



Sweetie pie, it's called "erotica". And if you send your mom to my house immediately, I will make it all true. wink kiss


Wait, does "erotica" mean "big, fat lie"?




Yes. All fictional literature, whether erotic or not, can be classified as "a big fat lie." whatever

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