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question for the ladies [2]

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your stance on pee pee porn + pee pee as afrodesiac [4]

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oral sex and pop rocks [3]

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Pull yer head out of your ass!

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Worst *UNINTENTIONAL insult. [3]

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casual sex partner, can't stay hard? damn... [3]

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A question for the ladies [2]

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Meeting in the ladies room! [2]

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silly crushes [6]

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FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL

November 2004

MAR 04, 2005 05:54 PM

dictionary_girl said:
Damnit PsychoMagnet, I came in here to make the exact same joke. How DARE you insult my highly original middle-school comedy stylings?

Edited to remind everyone again that Pop Rocks + Coke = DEATH! (Oh, and also edited for spelling, but what's more important, spelling or death?!?!)

[Edited on Mar 04, 2005 by dictionary_girl]

Ummm it was Pepsi. If you're going to perpetuate the urban legend that I feel personally responsible for promulgating, then get the cola right, kthx.

Pretty sure i used promulgating wrong. Sue me.

[Edited on Mar 04, 2005 by PsychoMagnet]

LyloniJade

Madison, WI

May 2004

MAR 04, 2005 05:57 PM

Wren said:
I have one word for you:

Listerine

Rinse your mouth really really well with it, spit a few times. It feels nice if you give head within five minutes or so.

ha! i do that too...

Nightmares

Palm Springs, CA

September 2004

MAR 04, 2005 05:58 PM

Food does not belong in the genital areas. At least thats what I think. Sonds like an invite for an infection.

_DictionaryGirl_

NEWSWIRE

San Diego, CA

MAR 04, 2005 06:01 PM

PsychoMagnet said:
Ummm it was Pepsi. If you're going to perpetuate the urban legend that I feel personally responsible for promulgating, then get the cola right, kthx.

Pssh. Maybe where you come from.

[Edited on Mar 04, 2005 by dictionary_girl]

TheG

Somerville, MA

February 2004

MAR 04, 2005 06:06 PM

RomanReloaded said:

The Altoids thing is a serious bonerkill, though. I thought my dick had freezer-burn.

Yeah, no shit, man! It actually sort of anesthatized my dick when my girl and I tried it. What a bunk idea.

Kilgore786

Colorado Springs, CO

February 2005

MAR 04, 2005 06:11 PM

Summer said:
Please try something safer..like a lollipop maybe *backs away*

what flavor?

One_Pure_Thought

East Greenwich, RI

October 2003

MAR 04, 2005 06:11 PM

"Hey kids...as long as you're not sticking swords in your urethras....now go have some fun."

wottan

Vancouver, BC

July 2004

MAR 04, 2005 06:25 PM

Hmm...there are other non-sharp-exploding candies that would work better.

[Edited on Mar 04, 2005 by wottan]

Sgecko

Plainville, CT

December 2004

MAR 04, 2005 07:44 PM

So is it a good thing or a bad thing when she hides an ice cube in her mouth before she sucks your dick?

defcat

Colton, CA

February 2005

MAR 04, 2005 07:52 PM

Pop Rocks? How many urban legends are there about PoP Rocks? That shit is the cure for cancer. I heard that if you eat ten bags of PoP Rocks at once, you'll shit out a gold brick.

beaky

Miami, FL

April 2003

MAR 04, 2005 07:59 PM

Pop rocks is what Bill Brasky is made of

thelastbeliever

United Kingdom

January 2004

MAR 04, 2005 10:20 PM

Does anybody know what a Mars bar party is?.........

VelvetKnuckles

Gloucester City, NJ

October 2004

MAR 04, 2005 10:27 PM

thelastbeliever said:
Does anybody know what a Mars bar party is?.........

Yep

fountainofdreams

Batavia, IL

January 2005

MAR 04, 2005 10:44 PM

Sgecko said:
So is it a good thing or a bad thing when she hides an ice cube in her mouth before she sucks your dick?

sounds to me like a good thing.

but who am i to say?

urblueygrl

Covington, LA

July 2004

MAR 04, 2005 11:02 PM

Had a friend once that said her bf would put jolly ranchers in her and they would make out and once she would get wet he would go down on her, thought that was a good idea...

zenFish

Vancouver, BC

August 2004

MAR 04, 2005 11:05 PM

velvetknuckles said:

thelastbeliever said:
Does anybody know what a Mars bar party is?.........

Yep

dare i ask what?

as for the poprocks... that sounds very painful, and very bad.

but the listerine idea doesn't sound to bad.

Dejajeva

Syracuse, IN

December 2003

MAR 04, 2005 11:08 PM

urblueygrl said:
Had a friend once that said her bf would put jolly ranchers in her and they would make out and once she would get wet he would go down on her, thought that was a good idea...

Heh. My nickname in HS was Jolly Rancher.

Sgecko

Plainville, CT

December 2004

MAR 04, 2005 11:50 PM

^ Should I assume it wasn't for the same reason as urblueygrl?

fiendish

USA

December 2002

MAR 05, 2005 01:18 PM

lil_tuffy said:
sounds like a great way to get a yeast infection.

yep...

hollascottmoney

The Colony, TX

September 2002

MAR 05, 2005 01:26 PM

When the day finally comes,and I finally find a band..."Pop Rocks and Oral Sex" is a damn good album name...haha

hollascottmoney

The Colony, TX

September 2002

MAR 05, 2005 01:26 PM

When the day finally comes,and I finally find a band..."Pop Rocks and Oral Sex" is a damn good album name...haha

me1

Algeria

December 2004

MAR 05, 2005 01:28 PM

I heard this come up n That 70's Show last night. How odd.
I gave it a thought, but I don't like the idea of sticky things in my parts. The honey that I tried back in the day was bad enough.

Ice Cubes are a good thing during oral.

didn't mean to speall Ice Cube like the rapper. Just the kind that one would get from the fridge.

[Edited on Mar 05, 2005 by azulsf]

FrankMask

Saint Paul, MN

June 2003

MAR 05, 2005 03:01 PM

dictionary_girl said:

PsychoMagnet said:
Ummm it was Pepsi. If you're going to perpetuate the urban legend that I feel personally responsible for promulgating, then get the cola right, kthx.

Pssh. Maybe where you come from.

[Edited on Mar 04, 2005 by dictionary_girl]

I'm seeing this beautiful newspaper article involving coca cola, pop rocks, a double suicide, and the number sixty nine.

Finch

SUICIDEGIRL

Thailand

MAR 05, 2005 03:22 PM

urblueygrl said:
Had a friend once that said her bf would put jolly ranchers in her and they would make out and once she would get wet he would go down on her, thought that was a good idea...

this seems like a horrible idea to me. who would want to cover up a girl's natural taste? psssh. you people be crazy

LilLIx

Wrightwood, CA

February 2005

MAR 05, 2005 05:48 PM

I have never tried that and never would! I think that the sharp edges on the candy can make small tears in sensitive skin making you more susseptible to infection.

My cousin on the other hand has joked around about it with her husband. I'm not sure if they ever actually did it.

hhhmmmm I guess I'll have to ask.

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