oral sex and pop rocks

anybody remember the fun candy Pop Rocks??

a good friend of mine tried it with his girlfriend...he said it was good fun. he put the candy in his mouth just before giving her some head...and it popped and tickled her stuff in a cool way! sounds hysterical to me! i'd try it for a laugh..

so has anyone used candy for some fun with oral sex? or what would you like to try?
do tell...

in the 9th grade yes.

Maybe it's just me... the the thought of sharp pieces of candy exploding in the vicinity of my genitals isn't a terribly sexy thought...

"Owww" comes to mind.

I don't want sharp, pointy things anywhere near my nether regions.

Nah, my dick tastes like candy all on its own.


Go on, give it a try.

exactly what I was thinking.

it's actually lame...but it makes dick taste good.

Yeah, tried the Altoids thing too - also not as cool as it sounds.

I take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollypop
Go 'head girl, don't you stop
Keep going 'til you hit the spot (woah)

just eat a hershey bar an hour before getting head. the spermazoids taste like little rivers of chocolate love.

This sounds so fuckin painful!!

sounds like the worst idea ever

Ew!!! This is so fuckin sick!!!

But I kinda wish it was true.

i can arrange a demonstration.

agreed *shudders*

ive heard all sorts of junk like this before... sounds good on the outset, but when tried... lol

there was also something similar with alka seltser. dont know if that one is true or not either.

This doesn't really seem to be the best idea to be either. There's something that really turns me off to the idea of leaving foriegn objects there. Don't get me wrong. If a girl was to try it on me I'd say yes (and so would all of you other guys, admit it, you would) but if a girl asked me to try it on her, this seems like a bit of a health risk. Please treat the vag with respect! TREAT THE VAG LIKE A FABERGE EGG FOR GOD SAKES!!

you have to use the old school vicks cough drops. lick and blow, lick and blow. tiger balm on the nips is fun too.

I remeber making a joke about Mikey the Life Cereal kid dying while doing that. I was about to do the same kind of joke here. So that means I've officially run out of material. Can someone send Timmy out to get me more dumb jokes please?

Damnit PsychoMagnet, I came in here to make the exact same joke. How DARE you insult my highly original middle-school comedy stylings?

Edited for grammar, and to remind all you kids again that Pop Rocks + Coke = DEATH!
Mikey, we will never forget.

[Edited on Mar 04, 2005 by dictionary_girl]

"Broke like the first host of the Vibe Show
Your wives know
I fuck like Marky Mark on Boogie Nights
With Guinness Stout
While famous bitches gimme head
With pop rocks in their mouth."

- Chino XL.

The Altoids thing is a serious bonerkill, though. I thought my dick had freezer-burn.

getting head while the girl drinks hot chocolate(or any hot beverage) will definatelly curl your toes.