I will kiss you on the cheek or give you a big hug

I saw the "I will have sex with your face" thread, and thought that this would be a much nicer thread.

So I will kiss you on the cheek or give you a big hug. Your choice.

No, the face. Because the other thread was "I'll have sex with your face." That's what gave me the idea.

Don't you have homework to do or something?

I mean a normal hug. Because I would assume that not everyone would want a kiss from me.

Really, I just wanted to make a joke about the other thread.

[Edited on Mar 03, 2005 by Gilby]

Pfft, wuss.

so come and kiss me then!

I hate waiting

I will totally give you a hug. A really kinky hug. It's gonna be HOT. Then you're gonna tell me about your day and I'm totally going to listen the shit out of you.

yesss!!!! my dream guy!

No offense dude, but you're really really bad at this.

Yes, I should've known this was a bad idea. I suck.

Oh yeah. And then you can tell me about your problems, and I will understand. It's going to be the freakiest understanding you've ever gotten, baby.

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awesome. this is getting me all Hot and bothered. and warm and cozy too. what will you do to me if I cry? rawr.

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I will wrap you in a warm blanket, put my arm around you and hold you until you're satisfied. And if you're feeling really naughty, maybe I'll build a fire for us to sit in front of.

I'm so lonely I'd settle for a handshake.

*Shakes your hand, buys you a beer*

A pointy hug?

that IS naughty. I wonder what you would do if I wanted to talk about my mother.

I want a kiss. On the cheek I guess, But I warn you I am just gonna turn into it.

Run and hide. I'm not THAT freaky.

What the hell, it's worth the risk.

I will also dole out the hugging. Hugless in Washington, let me know!

-D

Well, and maybe a kiss on the facecheek. But guys, you only get a kiss on the facecheek if you've shaved today... and rinsed afterwards.