I WILL HAVE SEX WITH YOUR FACE!@$&#@&(@

I WILL TOTALLY HAVE SEX WITH YOUR FACE!&#**(@&$@LMAONAISE!!!!11!!!!

ummm....no you won't?

I think that would have been at least 17% hotter.

or... the ANTI-PIRATE thread.

apparently, i am dead to him.

can you at least wait until I'm dead?

i wonder how luchas do it..........................i need a job

like, in my mouth? or maybe a nostril?

am i dead or alive?

if i was dead, you could just pop out an eyeball!

Are you trying to say "mayonnaise" at the end of that sentence? eww......

that's man-aise

Man.


My face hasn't had sex in a long time. Way to depress my face.

My face =

I saw it as the most recent thread in Dirty Talk and that was my immediate thought too.

It's threads like these that keep us alive and entertained.

You couldn't come up with anything nicer? Like I will kiss you on the cheek. Or I will give you a big hug? Man, somebody needs to start a I will give you a big hug or a kiss on the cheek thread.

Hmm, eh?

TRANSLATION-

Good idea. You wanna do it or should I?

Or a Lucha...

I can't believe I clicked on this thread.

I hope it's not an omen...

I'll do it.

I like nice stuff. I just wrote a whole journal on inventing cuddle calls. it would be like a booty call but cuddling and sweetness. for the record, my face is a virgin so be gentle.

Wow, those must have gotten airbrushed out of the set. Damn SG, it's getting as bad as Playboy around here.

Do you double dare me?

Will you cuddle with my face afterwards at least?