vasectomy cum question

He DID cum
Yet not a taste did grace my waiting tongue
Why? said I for his reply
"vasectomy" said he
So shoots he nothing when shooting blanks? is the question I ask of thee....

Are you sure he came? He might have been lying.
As far as I know you still ejaculate fluid after a vasectomy, just no sperm.

Throbbing , pulsing....then, limp. But no mouthful by any means.

Throbbing , pulsing....then, limp. But no mouthful by any means.[/QUO

....how could a guy fake it anyway?

He faked it.
I have had a vasectomy.... You still come. It still looks exactly the same. I've been told it even tastes the same

shawndaddy said:
He faked it.
I have had a vasectomy.... You still come. It still looks exactly the same. I've been told it even tastes the same [/QUOT


[Edited on Mar 03, 2005 by mistress]

Is this a serious question, or just a poem you wrote?

No, it was a serious question.

Sometimes, after a vasectomy, the Love Spooge (albeit in its seedless state) leaks out of the man's ears cos the tubes have been inadvertantly glued to the ear-cortex (which sometimes is located quite near to the gentleman's Spooge Farm). You'll know when this is happening, however, because he'll squeal like a pig on fire, and green spooge will trickle down his neck (the passage from the Spooge Farm to the ear-cortex turns the Jaffa Gravy green).

Regrettably, Ear Spooge is terminal and can often lead to Anal Trinkets (a condition where gypsy trinkets spill from the man's bum hole). On rare occassions, it results in SFP, or Spontaneous Froghurt Production, from a man's teets. There is no known cure.

I love you Zombielvis!

See, thing is, I always thought that spunk was basically two things - fluid to carry the sperm, and the sperm itself. I also thought it was the concentration of sperm that gives cum it's white colour - the greater the number of sperm, the whiter the colour. Therefore it struck me that if a guy was to have a vasectomy, he'd still cum fluid, but it would be more or less clear, due to the lack of actual sperm.

shawndaddy, say it ain't so?

I've been contemplating a vas, but - and I don't care how bad this sounds - I like my cum white.

I love you too. And once my licence to practice medically has been returned by the authorities, my surgery will always be open for you (bring your own lignocaine).

For you....or me?

I won't need it - I've got the brown acid.

Woah!!! BIG FUCKING SPIDERS!!!!!!!!!!!

I like your cum white too!

HAHAHAHAHA!

Uh, thanks.

It'll still be the same color. Honestly, you won't even know the difference. I was expecting dust to shoot out or something, but it looks the same... not clear.

Alrighty. A mans "cum" comes with only about 1% sperm. The rest is just seminal vesicle fluids, which gives you about 60%, and fluids from the prostate gland, which makes up about 30-35%. A vasectomy just takes the sperm away. The functions still function, and even with a vasectomy a man can still impregnate. While the chances are super slim, it still is possible. The Cowper's Gland covers the rest with what is known as "pre-cum", which, by the way, can still impregnate. Semen remaining from the previous ejaculation can be swept up by the fluid released by the Cowper's Gland. Have fun with this knowledge for your everyday life.

shawndaddy + JohnnyHomicidal, thanks guys.

Leave it to me (the newbie) to post a question that will turn into my most humbling moment.
May I please be excused?

No problem at all. Seeing as this is about all I know about anything, this thread was perfect.

ha ha.. exactly. Thanks for asking a question I actually have experience with.

You know far too much about that. This worries me