A man touched me in bad place today.

Doctor: "Turn your head and cough"

Me: "Howabout I keep my eyes on you and clear my throat a few times"

does anyone know why they want us to turn our head and cough? Is it just to keep the germs off them, something physiological, or some antiquated form of modesty (as if we didn't know that someone was holding our nutsack already...)

I think this is standard practice. When I was in the Burn Unit, I was constipated for about 10 days (It very very common that recent burn victims get constipated. Has to do something with your body trying get every calorie it can.), and when they moved me from one to bed to another, BAM!, a nurses finger went right up my ass! Caught me off gaurd so much, that I squeezed my asshole really hard and when she got her fingers out, I told her she better count them to make sure she got all of them back. I also told them that I wanted a warning next time.

yeah, well. you'll be makin the big bucks soon, then you'll be able to afford therapy. and they'll just say "oh show me where they touched you in that bad place."

wait. that's confession in church. never mind.

it is wrong that I laughed at? probably that it's just after i just up.

i wanna know how someone wakes up one day, and decides they want to do that for a living.

funny to be reading this, i made a trip to my girly doc today- and with her rubber glove she announces that she is going to stick her fingers inside me, to check for pain (standard as girls know this) but i still we get uncomfortable from time to time,- anyway then she says to me "squeeze my vagina around your fingers" of course she meant the opposite but, i about fell off the table laughing at her mistake...so ya see doc visits can be a funny time too.

freudian slip? maybe she fancied ya?