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Mullen

Mullen

San Diego, CA
April 2003

MAR 02, 2005 02:32 PM

Today, during my physical, I wished so much that more SG's would goto medical school.

When the male doctor put on rumber gloves and said "drop your pants", never have I wished so much that Shera, Nixon, and Reagan were my doctor instead.

[Edited on Mar 02, 2005 by Mullen]

SomethingStupid

SomethingStupid

North Hollywood, CA
March 2004

MAR 02, 2005 02:34 PM

Just close your eyes and pretend, man.

EndedBen

EndedBen

Grand Rapids, MI
August 2004

MAR 02, 2005 02:34 PM

They would have stuck it in your dirty ass anyways.

EndedBen

EndedBen

Grand Rapids, MI
August 2004

MAR 02, 2005 02:34 PM

I don't understand the difference.

SevenMag

SevenMag

Blue Springs, MO
June 2003

MAR 02, 2005 02:36 PM

just make DAMN sure both his hands arent on your shoulders as he violates your balloon knot.

Flannery

Flannery

Havertown, PA
March 2004

MAR 02, 2005 02:37 PM

i try my hardest not to think of hot chicks while getting a man's finger up my ass

SomethingStupid

SomethingStupid

North Hollywood, CA
March 2004

MAR 02, 2005 02:38 PM

scrantonian said:
i try my hardest not to think of hot chicks while getting a man's finger up my ass


Just go with it man. Learn to like it.

Flannery

Flannery

Havertown, PA
March 2004

MAR 02, 2005 02:42 PM

TedKoppel said:

scrantonian said:
i try my hardest not to think of hot chicks while getting a man's finger up my ass


Just go with it man. Learn to like it.


my doctor isnt known for his reach-arounds

beaky

beaky

Miami, FL
April 2003

MAR 02, 2005 02:44 PM

scrantonian said:

TedKoppel said:

scrantonian said:
i try my hardest not to think of hot chicks while getting a man's finger up my ass


Just go with it man. Learn to like it.


my doctor isnt known for his reach-arounds



so you've thought about it

Flannery

Flannery

Havertown, PA
March 2004

MAR 02, 2005 02:47 PM

beaky said:

scrantonian said:

TedKoppel said:

scrantonian said:
i try my hardest not to think of hot chicks while getting a man's finger up my ass


Just go with it man. Learn to like it.


my doctor isnt known for his reach-arounds


so you've thought about it


well, you could tell he used a good moisturizer

bean

bean

STAFF

Los Angeles, CA

MAR 02, 2005 02:47 PM

Mullen said:
When the male doctor put on rumber gloves and said "drop your pants"...



Rumber gloves? I want a pair of rumber gloves. Where can I get some?

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

MAR 02, 2005 02:51 PM

I didn't know this guy had a medical degree.

Ryan_Dipietro

Ryan_Dipietro

Naples, FL
April 2004

MAR 02, 2005 02:55 PM

SmellinOfTroy said:
They would have stuck it in your dirty ass anyways.



LOL biggrin

TheFuckOffKid

TheFuckOffKid

NEWSWIRE

Australia

MAR 02, 2005 03:01 PM

bean said:Rumber gloves? I want a pair of rumber gloves. Where can I get some?


He means rumba gloves.

They look good with samba sandals and salsa sunglasses.

Brinstar

Brinstar

Chicago, IL
September 2002

MAR 02, 2005 03:03 PM

I got the finger up the ass once, and there was no warning whatsoever. I had gone into the emergency room because I was having some issues (turns out as best as they could figure it was just a panic attack... meh) and they stripped me down to the gown and this doctor came in and was just checking some things then "roll over" and BAM. NOTHING COULD PREPARE ME FOR THIS.

That is the only time, though I did get an awful lot of doctor holds the cock while I cough as a kid. Maybe a bit too much...

Gilby

Gilby

Bridgeville, PA
October 2004

MAR 02, 2005 03:06 PM

bean said:

Mullen said:
When the male doctor put on rumber gloves and said "drop your pants"...



Rumber gloves? I want a pair of rumber gloves. Where can I get some?


At RumberGloves.com.

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

MAR 02, 2005 03:06 PM

Brinstar said:
I got the finger up the ass once, and there was no warning whatsoever. I had gone into the emergency room because I was having some issues (turns out as best as they could figure it was just a panic attack... meh) and they stripped me down to the gown and this doctor came in and was just checking some things then "roll over" and BAM. NOTHING COULD PREPARE ME FOR THIS.

That is the only time, though I did get an awful lot of doctor holds the cock while I cough as a kid. Maybe a bit too much...


Tell me less.

beaky

beaky

Miami, FL
April 2003

MAR 02, 2005 03:11 PM

scrantonian said:

beaky said:

scrantonian said:

TedKoppel said:

scrantonian said:
i try my hardest not to think of hot chicks while getting a man's finger up my ass


Just go with it man. Learn to like it.


my doctor isnt known for his reach-arounds


so you've thought about it


well, you could tell he used a good moisturizer


thats always good

ROCKADIVA

ROCKADIVA

Houston, TX
March 2004

MAR 02, 2005 03:20 PM

MisterSatan said:
I didn't know this guy had a medical degree.



yeah, his fantasy made me yack a little...

Brinstar

Brinstar

Chicago, IL
September 2002

MAR 02, 2005 03:22 PM

MisterSatan said:

Brinstar said:
I got the finger up the ass once, and there was no warning whatsoever. I had gone into the emergency room because I was having some issues (turns out as best as they could figure it was just a panic attack... meh) and they stripped me down to the gown and this doctor came in and was just checking some things then "roll over" and BAM. NOTHING COULD PREPARE ME FOR THIS.

That is the only time, though I did get an awful lot of doctor holds the cock while I cough as a kid. Maybe a bit too much...


Tell me less.



Did I mention his finger got stuck in my ass hair?

llouys

llouys

Brazil
August 2003

MAR 02, 2005 03:30 PM

ROCKADIVA said:

MisterSatan said:
I didn't know this guy had a medical degree.



yeah, his fantasy made me yack a little...



i find it unfortunate that i have now read it.

TheFuckOffKid

TheFuckOffKid

NEWSWIRE

Australia

MAR 02, 2005 03:33 PM

ROCKADIVA said:

MisterSatan said:
I didn't know this guy had a medical degree.



yeah, his fantasy made me yack a little...


But he like's apo'strophe's.

That's not 'such a bad thing, eh?

beaky

beaky

Miami, FL
April 2003

MAR 02, 2005 03:34 PM

louys said:

ROCKADIVA said:

MisterSatan said:
I didn't know this guy had a medical degree.



yeah, his fantasy made me yack a little...



i find it unfortunate that i have now read it.



I'm not falling for this
no I'm no

pfffft

I can so not fall for this

priapus

priapus

I'm lost
January 2004

MAR 02, 2005 03:37 PM

My doctor recently left the area and was replaced by a woman. I met her recently, she's hot.

Now, when it comes time for the annual physical and she's rolling my testicles around and massaging my prostate, how am I gonna avoid a raging boner?

I'm not sure what the etiquette is in that situation...

MustiMan

MustiMan

Finland
OLD SKOOL

MAR 02, 2005 03:46 PM

UFIA?

whatever

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