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katiebarthedoor

Louisville, KY

December 2004

MAR 02, 2005 06:09 PM

i wonder what shes dreaming about.

Tekky

SUICIDEGIRL

Ontario, Canada

MAR 02, 2005 06:09 PM

sometimes all i can think is "!^&@%*&^!%&@^!"

other times i'm thinking "....i should have just gone home."

schoolgirl

Christmas Island

May 2003

MAR 02, 2005 06:21 PM

I think about the sex and what I might do next to him or what I am going to make him do to me. When it's so bad, I think about mathmatical quilting.

[Edited on Mar 02, 2005 by schoolgirl]

ra0ul

United Kingdom

February 2005

MAR 02, 2005 06:21 PM

Tekky said:
sometimes all i can think is "!^&@%*&^!%&@^!"

other times i'm thinking "....i should have just gone home."

Coincidently, I sometimes think "... i should have just let her go home."

either that or "why is no one seeing this."

I_Poop_Too_Much

I'm lost

February 2004

MAR 02, 2005 07:25 PM

Helena said:

eyeofcolossus said:

Helena said:
sometimes i think of the most fucked up shit during sex..and i dont mean dirty stuff i mean like ....hmmm, i kinda hope we can make grilled cheese sandwiches later...or like things i could say that would make the dude really confused.
my old fuck friend was in a band and sometimes to make him really uncomfortable i would just start saying the lyrics to their songs....the first time he was like what the fuck...then he just luaghed.

Once, among several other stand dirty things said, a girl said "Fuck me like a baby seal!".....I'd like to know what SHE was thinking about during the sex...and how the hell do I do that to her!?

holy shit i am SOOO saying that tonight...hahahaha thats fucking hilarious!

VENGANCE IS MINE! Well, not quite, but hopefully I've just been the cause of massive confusion for someone. Glad to be your muse.

Fenchurch

SUICIDEGIRL

Texas, USA

MAR 02, 2005 07:31 PM

SmellinOfTroy said:
Wait, this isn't the ''how do you vomit for hours'' thread? Darn.

Wow, really? Hours?

EndedBen

Grand Rapids, MI

August 2004

MAR 02, 2005 07:33 PM

Fenchurch said:

SmellinOfTroy said:
Wait, this isn't the ''how do you vomit for hours'' thread? Darn.

Wow, really? Hours?

I can go all night when I think of you, 'Church.

threepointsix

United Kingdom

November 2004

MAR 02, 2005 07:48 PM

How I can change what's in the cd deck, without making it look like that's what I'm trying to do.

Also wiether she's noticed the Björk poster tacked to the cieling over my bed.

katiebarthedoor

Louisville, KY

December 2004

MAR 02, 2005 08:05 PM

*zeus pose*

man, why wrent my friends here to see this?

yourarchitect

San Jose, CA

March 2004

MAR 02, 2005 11:45 PM

.....hope she takes Discover.......

serenekerosene

Canada

October 2004

MAR 03, 2005 12:01 AM

I think "oh god! They're making THAT face again!"

*looks at the ceiling*

Helena

SUICIDEGIRL

Ontario, Canada

MAR 03, 2005 09:09 AM

eyeofcolossus said:

Helena said:

eyeofcolossus said:

Helena said:
sometimes i think of the most fucked up shit during sex..and i dont mean dirty stuff i mean like ....hmmm, i kinda hope we can make grilled cheese sandwiches later...or like things i could say that would make the dude really confused.
my old fuck friend was in a band and sometimes to make him really uncomfortable i would just start saying the lyrics to their songs....the first time he was like what the fuck...then he just luaghed.

Once, among several other stand dirty things said, a girl said "Fuck me like a baby seal!".....I'd like to know what SHE was thinking about during the sex...and how the hell do I do that to her!?

holy shit i am SOOO saying that tonight...hahahaha thats fucking hilarious!

VENGANCE IS MINE! Well, not quite, but hopefully I've just been the cause of massive confusion for someone. Glad to be your muse.

hahaha DONE!!!
i almost started laughing before i could say it..but i did. and he just kinda looked at me and said "uhh, what?"
so i said it again....and we both started laughing hysterically. but the first look on his face was PRICELESS!!

SadFaceClown

I'm lost

January 2005

MAR 03, 2005 09:19 AM

I'm just repeating the alphabet backwards in my head, over and over and over.....

I_Poop_Too_Much

I'm lost

February 2004

MAR 03, 2005 09:27 AM

Helena said:

eyeofcolossus said:

Helena said:

eyeofcolossus said:

Helena said:
sometimes i think of the most fucked up shit during sex..and i dont mean dirty stuff i mean like ....hmmm, i kinda hope we can make grilled cheese sandwiches later...or like things i could say that would make the dude really confused.
my old fuck friend was in a band and sometimes to make him really uncomfortable i would just start saying the lyrics to their songs....the first time he was like what the fuck...then he just luaghed.

Once, among several other stand dirty things said, a girl said "Fuck me like a baby seal!".....I'd like to know what SHE was thinking about during the sex...and how the hell do I do that to her!?

holy shit i am SOOO saying that tonight...hahahaha thats fucking hilarious!

VENGANCE IS MINE! Well, not quite, but hopefully I've just been the cause of massive confusion for someone. Glad to be your muse.

hahaha DONE!!!
i almost started laughing before i could say it..but i did. and he just kinda looked at me and said "uhh, what?"
so i said it again....and we both started laughing hysterically. but the first look on his face was PRICELESS!!

Awesome! Glad it worked out. GODDAMN I wish I knew what she meant....at the time, I couldnt stop to think about it-had to keep going.

Mythicus

Lawnside, NJ

May 2004

MAR 03, 2005 09:42 AM

Amitabha said:
During sex I think about baseball.

During baseball I think about sex.

if baseball was on the tv, and you just happened to be having sex in front of said tv, would your head explode?

Crivelli

United Kingdom

January 2005

MAR 03, 2005 09:48 AM

"God! I wish they'd stop all that banging."

and

"Where'd I put those earplugs?"

battlin_albright

Dayton, OH

June 2004

MAR 03, 2005 10:11 AM

Mostly I'm just thinking, "oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god...."

Occasionally I wonder if his roommate will yell at him the next day like he usually does for us (me) being too loud. But that's not my problem, so I don't really give a shit.

MisterSatan

Portland, OR

August 2002

MAR 03, 2005 10:14 AM

What do I think about?

Mostly just the word "hooray!"

delusion

Santa Barbara, CA

March 2004

MAR 03, 2005 10:21 AM

Boobs.

Meeks

Canada

November 2004

MAR 03, 2005 10:31 AM

Used to have all sorts of random thoughts during sex, but lately I've been way too well distracted and all I can think of is:

I don't think I really have any thoughts that could be put into words...
it's more just loud happy noises junning about in my brain...

I thought Tekky's "!^&@%*&^!%&@^!" summed it up quite well.

pale_blue_eyes

Santa Barbara, CA

April 2004

MAR 03, 2005 10:44 AM

delusion said:
Boobs.

ahahh

howdidigethere

Oroville, CA

June 2004

MAR 03, 2005 10:46 AM

ive been known to sing songs

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