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Ryan_Dipietro

Ryan_Dipietro

Naples, FL
April 2004

MAR 01, 2005 01:26 PM

... and I felt totally stupid doing it. What a whore I am.

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

MAR 01, 2005 01:27 PM

Another awkward call home? tongue

Morgan

Morgan

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

MAR 01, 2005 01:29 PM

I wish I could have phone sex well. I always just end up giggling; it all feels so silly.

I can however have e-mail and cyber sex. Don't ask me why, I know it makes no sense.

joshof13thfloor

joshof13thfloor

Cookeville, TN
January 2003

MAR 01, 2005 01:33 PM

I use to have phone sex all the time.

Then came the unfortunate accident in which I got the receiver stuck... blackeyed

PointBlank

PointBlank

New York, NY
November 2004

MAR 01, 2005 01:38 PM

Good luck explaining the bill for 1 900 FUN BAGS to your parents.

biglivin999

biglivin999

Evansville, IN
December 2004

MAR 01, 2005 01:39 PM

The worst is when you are trying to be sexy and kinda whispery, and the other person can't hear you.

"What?"

"I SAID 'I'M LICKING YOUR ASS!'"

DEVILMAN40K

DEVILMAN40K

Lansing, IL
August 2004

MAR 01, 2005 01:40 PM

biglivin999 said:
The worst is when you are trying to be sexy and kinda whispery, and the other person can't hear you.

"What?"

"I SAID 'I'M LICKING YOUR ASS!'"


True dat,true dat

Ryan_Dipietro

Ryan_Dipietro

Naples, FL
April 2004

MAR 01, 2005 01:41 PM

FreakPirate said:
Another awkward call home? tongue




biggrin LOL

Desdenova

Desdenova

Seattle, WA
August 2003

MAR 01, 2005 01:45 PM

Anytime I get involved in phonesex that isn't just listening to each other masturbate it always turns into a competiton.

"I'm standing on my head and pleasuring myself with a bunch of cilantro."
"Oh yeah? Well I'm calling in the six fingered midget!"

hotcurry

hotcurry

Los Angeles, CA
June 2004

MAR 01, 2005 01:47 PM

I've only done it once. But it very hot indeed. blush

Lain

Lain

Astoria, NY
April 2004

MAR 01, 2005 01:48 PM

phone sex....

wtf

Starr

Starr

SUICIDEGIRL

Florida, USA

MAR 01, 2005 01:50 PM

biglivin999 said:
The worst is when you are trying to be sexy and kinda whispery, and the other person can't hear you.

"What?"

"I SAID 'I'M LICKING YOUR ASS!'"



Hahahahaha

Motionboy

Motionboy

Vancouver, BC
January 2004

MAR 01, 2005 01:50 PM

biglivin999 said:
The worst is when you are trying to be sexy and kinda whispery, and the other person can't hear you.

"What?"

"I SAID 'I'M LICKING YOUR ASS!'"



ahahahaha biggrin

thats golden , i have to write it down.

toothpickmoe

toothpickmoe

Los Angeles, CA
May 2004

MAR 01, 2005 01:51 PM

It's true. Phone sex makes you feel silly. However, I did once pretend I was a large black man during actually sex, so I guess everyone has there something.

biglivin999

biglivin999

Evansville, IN
December 2004

MAR 01, 2005 01:52 PM

Starr said:

biglivin999 said:
The worst is when you are trying to be sexy and kinda whispery, and the other person can't hear you.

"What?"

"I SAID 'I'M LICKING YOUR ASS!'"



Hahahahaha



It's funny because it's true...and it makes you think.

bambam226

bambam226

Fort Worth, TX
December 2004

MAR 01, 2005 01:53 PM

toothpickmoe said:
It's true. Phone sex makes you feel silly. However, I did once pretend I was a large black man during actually sex, so I guess everyone has there something.


What?

toothpickmoe

toothpickmoe

Los Angeles, CA
May 2004

MAR 01, 2005 01:55 PM

bambam226 said:

toothpickmoe said:
It's true. Phone sex makes you feel silly. However, I did once pretend I was a large black man during actually sex, so I guess everyone has there something.


What?



Exactly

Subrosa

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA
July 2004

MAR 01, 2005 01:55 PM

Agreed. I've done lots of things that made me feel silly in FRONT of the person I was with. Doing it with them on the phone makes it less embarassing for me.

(not that I can't be embarrassed and turned on at the same time...)

cinnamon_spider

cinnamon_spider

United Kingdom
October 2004

MAR 01, 2005 01:59 PM

biglivin999 said:
The worst is when you are trying to be sexy and kinda whispery, and the other person can't hear you.

"What?"

"I SAID 'I'M LICKING YOUR ASS!'"




Heh heh... SOOOO true!


I have phone sex on a regular basis since my boyfriend currently lives in a different country! It's so fucking hot, but then he is very good at it!

gogoyubari

gogoyubari

Miami, FL
September 2004

MAR 01, 2005 02:00 PM

done it a couple of times but it seems that I really suck at it, so here are some directions (stolen from SAYA)

How to have successful phone sex:

1. You GOT TO be in the mood. Don’t just play along to get someone else off.

2. Have the right attitude. Don’t be shy or scared to squeal. At least the other person won’t be seeing your fucked up orgasm face.

3. Lock your door and make sure the line is secure. Nothing like a threesome when you’re not expecting it. Especially with your mom.

4. Start slow. Boys, don’t rush us. Even though it’s just dirty talk, you gotta warm things up.

5. Don’t ask for cheesy things. Like “put the phone down there.” That’s like asking to talk to your dog on the phone. You’re not going to hear anything hot, and it just makes both of you feel like idiots. Not sexy. It’s all about the sexy.

6. Don’t spring any surprises. It might be easier because you don’t have to look the other person in the eyes, but you can’t just bust out with “and now I’m taking a massive crap on your stomach,” unless you’ve discussed it beforehand.

7. That brings us to another issue. The tense. I think it’s weird to act like you’re there together, physically. Like “ok, now I’m sliding the tip in…” Stick to describing your physical state “I’m so wet right now,” or what you’re doing to yourself “I’m pulling my panties off and sliding my hand…” OR what you want to do to the other person. “If you were here right now I would get on my knees and …”

8. Do not fake it. If you can’t give yourself an orgasm, there is just no hope for you, ever. Remember, there’s no such thing as true altruism. Don’t wuss out by saying something like “as long as you got off, that’s all that matters.” No. Get off and enjoy it. It’s phone sex!

9. After the deed is done, get off the phone. There is no such thing as phone cuddling. Phone sex is there to serve a purpose. Kind of like a bootie call, only there's less mess. Trying to talk afterwards just means that you're probably going to say something stupid.

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

MAR 01, 2005 02:02 PM

I had phone sex with your mom last night.

Oh yeah. I went there.

toothpickmoe

toothpickmoe

Los Angeles, CA
May 2004

MAR 01, 2005 02:03 PM

unravled said:
I had phone sex with your mom last night.

Oh yeah. I went there.



I thought her conversation with "Grandma" took an odd turn...

aeryn

aeryn

Portland, OR
January 2005

MAR 01, 2005 02:06 PM

If you have phone sex PLEASE use protection. There are too many phones in the world as it is.

aeryn

aeryn

Portland, OR
January 2005

MAR 01, 2005 02:08 PM

gogoyubari said:
done it a couple of times but it seems that I really suck at it, so here are some directions (stolen from SAYA)

How to have successful phone sex:

1. You GOT TO be in the mood. Don’t just play along to get someone else off.

2. Have the right attitude. Don’t be shy or scared to squeal. At least the other person won’t be seeing your fucked up orgasm face.

3. Lock your door and make sure the line is secure. Nothing like a threesome when you’re not expecting it. Especially with your mom.

4. Start slow. Boys, don’t rush us. Even though it’s just dirty talk, you gotta warm things up.

5. Don’t ask for cheesy things. Like “put the phone down there.” That’s like asking to talk to your dog on the phone. You’re not going to hear anything hot, and it just makes both of you feel like idiots. Not sexy. It’s all about the sexy.

6. Don’t spring any surprises. It might be easier because you don’t have to look the other person in the eyes, but you can’t just bust out with “and now I’m taking a massive crap on your stomach,” unless you’ve discussed it beforehand.

7. That brings us to another issue. The tense. I think it’s weird to act like you’re there together, physically. Like “ok, now I’m sliding the tip in…” Stick to describing your physical state “I’m so wet right now,” or what you’re doing to yourself “I’m pulling my panties off and sliding my hand…” OR what you want to do to the other person. “If you were here right now I would get on my knees and …”

8. Do not fake it. If you can’t give yourself an orgasm, there is just no hope for you, ever. Remember, there’s no such thing as true altruism. Don’t wuss out by saying something like “as long as you got off, that’s all that matters.” No. Get off and enjoy it. It’s phone sex!

9. After the deed is done, get off the phone. There is no such thing as phone cuddling. Phone sex is there to serve a purpose. Kind of like a bootie call, only there's less mess. Trying to talk afterwards just means that you're probably going to say something stupid.



Oh Thank God for the help...I was so worried.

Ryan_Dipietro

Ryan_Dipietro

Naples, FL
April 2004

MAR 01, 2005 02:09 PM

unravled said:
I had phone sex with your mom last night.

Oh yeah. I went there.



*3 snaps in Z formation*

*Neck roll*

*pshaw*

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