Over Masturbation

From the Over Masturbation Resource Center:

"Frequent masturbation and ejaculation stimulate acetylcholine/parasympathetic nervous functions excessively, resulting in the over production of sex hormones and neurotransmitters such as acetylcholine, dopamine and serotonin. Abundant and unusual amounts of these hormones and neurotransmitters can cause the brain and adrenal glands to perform excessive dopamine-norepinephrine-epinephrine conversion and turn the brain and body functions to be extremely sympathetic. In other words, there is a big change of body chemistry when one excessively pratices masturbation."

The "big change" they are talking about is the conversion of testosterone into dihydrotestosterone (responsible for baldness in men). They also mention fatigue and lack of concentration, but they seem to be selling guys on the balding bit.

Nowhere did it discuss the effects of over masturbation on women.

Is this science of religious fear-tactic?

Over Masturbation Resource Center

That site is pretty funny....

[Edited on Mar 01, 2005 by someoneUK]

... if that was true I'd be the baldest man alive.

I wish this were true. If so, I could save a shitload of money on brazillian waxes.
Although my hair is starting to fall out......

They fail to mention it may cause sore genitals.

dude, they came up with a way to breathe through your ass?

i know what i'll be doing with my year then.

Breathing through ones ass would make it easier to give head...

it's probably pretty awkward if you're getting your salad tossed and can't hold your breath any longer though.

edit: i did not just post this.

[Edited on Mar 01, 2005 by thehedgehog]

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Is this information helpful?

It'd be great if a million billion SG users said "1, not very helpful at all".

uh...what the hell are you doing?

"i'm trying to be sympathetic to your situation."

*fwipfwipfwipfwip*

What? Sorry, I couldn't hear you over my wanking.

i tire of you inferior, non-ass-breathing humans. may your baldness be patterned and male.

now wait, will this hair loss occur on my head or on my hairy hairy palms?

because since i went blind, the hairy palms really help me feel the keyboard.

But, their solutions board has it explained so well, look at those bargains!

Go here and you can even leave a few words...

Prizes for the person who leaves the most interesting story of how these 'effective' pills changed them form a 30 wank a day zombie, into a new person.

[Edited on Mar 01, 2005 by someoneUK]

And may your sphincter suffer a series of unpleasant, suffocating convulsions.

done.

some of us more cultured individuals call that singing.

god!

Really? You mean I've been performing arias and all this time I thought it was just indigestion?

NEAT!

But what about... MORBID MASTURBATION?!

I can manage the breathing out part just fine - especially after eating a tin of beans - but I can't breath in.