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Glassmachine

Glassmachine

United Kingdom
November 2004

FEB 28, 2005 05:17 AM

The cat ate my camera....

Bastardo

Bastardo

Boston, MA
January 2005

FEB 28, 2005 05:22 AM

.. I'm hideous

tarlynxeno

tarlynxeno

Schenectady, NY
October 2003

FEB 28, 2005 05:43 AM

I forgot to bring my six-pack abs with me today.

_Mrs_TLB_

_Mrs_TLB_

United Kingdom
December 2003

FEB 28, 2005 05:47 AM

but......i'm not a boy

biglivin999

biglivin999

Evansville, IN
December 2004

FEB 28, 2005 05:47 AM

...the doctors won't let me.

aksiokersa

aksiokersa

I'm lost
October 2004

FEB 28, 2005 06:06 AM

I'm too busy skating, armwrestling, getting a science degree, and checkin' out hot chicks.

James_

James_

United Kingdom
March 2003

FEB 28, 2005 06:08 AM

...I forgot how to undo the buttons on my clothes.

undeserving

undeserving

Newnan, GA
October 2004

FEB 28, 2005 06:14 AM

...my mom won't let me.

SteveNeurotic

SteveNeurotic

Charlotte, NC
January 2004

FEB 28, 2005 06:30 AM

I wouldnt do a Suicide Boys set. The only thing i'd ever consider doing is a Dynamic Duos set someday... if I was with someone VERY special.

dem_z

dem_z

United Kingdom
June 2004

FEB 28, 2005 06:33 AM

SteveNeurotic said:
I wouldnt do a Suicide Boys set. The only thing i'd ever consider doing is a Dynamic Duos set someday... if I was with someone VERY special.


Please tell me that's not why your cat has an account eeek eeek wink

SteveNeurotic

SteveNeurotic

Charlotte, NC
January 2004

FEB 28, 2005 06:33 AM

demetrius_z said:

SteveNeurotic said:
I wouldnt do a Suicide Boys set. The only thing i'd ever consider doing is a Dynamic Duos set someday... if I was with someone VERY special.


Please tell me that's not why your cat has an account eeek eeek wink



puke puke puke puke puke

dem_z

dem_z

United Kingdom
June 2004

FEB 28, 2005 06:34 AM

... but you'd get depressed, thinking "fuck, that'll be me in ten years".

dem_z

dem_z

United Kingdom
June 2004

FEB 28, 2005 06:35 AM

SteveNeurotic said:

demetrius_z said:

SteveNeurotic said:
I wouldnt do a Suicide Boys set. The only thing i'd ever consider doing is a Dynamic Duos set someday... if I was with someone VERY special.


Please tell me that's not why your cat has an account eeek eeek wink



puke puke puke puke puke


That came out a bit wrong, I guess. Whoops. Sorry. I kind of meant like Morgan's cats in Andy Rogeny.

I guess I should think before I hit that submit button. blush blush

Siv

Siv

SUICIDEGIRL

District Of Columbia, USA

FEB 28, 2005 06:36 AM

My penis retracted

TheG

TheG

Somerville, MA
February 2004

FEB 28, 2005 06:56 AM

demetrius_z said:

SteveNeurotic said:

demetrius_z said:

SteveNeurotic said:
I wouldnt do a Suicide Boys set. The only thing i'd ever consider doing is a Dynamic Duos set someday... if I was with someone VERY special.


Please tell me that's not why your cat has an account eeek eeek wink



puke puke puke puke puke


That came out a bit wrong, I guess. Whoops. Sorry.




No, no. It came out sooooooooo right.

germ13

germ13

United Kingdom
September 2003

FEB 28, 2005 07:11 AM

I need someone who knows how to take pictures.

[Edited on Feb 28, 2005 by germ13]

Snottlebocket

Snottlebocket

Netherlands
March 2004

FEB 28, 2005 07:14 AM

my penis threatened to strangle me if i ever revealed his sentience to the world.

...oh crap

crispy

crispy

NEWSWIRE

Philadelphia, PA

FEB 28, 2005 07:49 AM

Siv said:
My penis retracted



I hate when that happens.

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

FEB 28, 2005 07:50 AM

... you guys just aren't worthy.

Chitin

Chitin

New York, NY
December 2004

FEB 28, 2005 07:53 AM

...my penis would make everyone else feel inadequate, and they'd be forced to leave in shame. I wouldn't do that to SG. wink

Idjit

Idjit

HOPEFUL

I'm lost

FEB 28, 2005 07:55 AM

...they dont' make monitors large enough to contain my enormous wang.

thelastbeliever

thelastbeliever

United Kingdom
January 2004

FEB 28, 2005 07:57 AM

... too many people would stalk me

Edited because it seems i like to make new words up

[Edited on Feb 28, 2005 by thelastbeliever]

UnnecessaryZ

unnecessaryz

Astoria, NY
July 2003

FEB 28, 2005 08:05 AM

...it might cast an ugly shadow over my right-wing journalism.

Trevallion

Trevallion

Murfreesboro, TN
February 2004

FEB 28, 2005 08:06 AM

I don't feel good, I got a headache, my back hurts, and I'm not in the mood.

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

FEB 28, 2005 08:16 AM

...I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD.

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