Open wide?

That mad me laugh.

Is that a Tucan?

I want some metal froot loops.

Thanks to you i now have pop all over my computer screen.

This sent a chill up my spine, not to mention a pain in my girl parts.

i never make it to those pics. she smiles... i'm done.

That just happened to me for the first time yesterday. And it was ice-cold.

Yeah, get used to that. It is always ice cold.

Funny. This is actually what I am planning for my Halloween costume for next year!!

Teh leg unspread thank you

[Edited on Feb 28, 2005 by beaky]

eh, depends on the vagina in question. there are some beautiful ones..and some nasty ones...so

I must be lucky becasue I have never seen a nasty one.

I love Yanno - he's like Yanni with more beaver shots.

Depends on the 'spread'. Is it a coy two-fingers 'come on big boy' spread or a white-knckled two fisted girl trying to turn herself inside-out spread. Me likes the former, fears the latter...

What, you don't like sheela-na-gig?

I've never seen a nasty one in person either.

but. go look up one night in china for an example of a nasty one.

Since Morgan dropped that bomb in here . . . all the rest is just words!

my obgyn uses a plastic one which is nice because it's not cold but horrible because it makes the frighteningly loud horrible sound when she ratchets it open. i don't like to be startled during that particular procedure.

Im glad metal contraptions dont have any place in my pant-al area.

Oh you wait mister. They have this device called a proctoscope - it's cold, hard and goes up your ass for those checkups men are supposed to have when they are older.

I think that's a wine bottle opener from OXO, right?

Proctoscope...

[Edited on Mar 01, 2005 by Miah]