unfound said:
seriously... and as soon as he says "her pleasure", the lady in any of the commercials seems overly happy to have a complete stranger there to discuss the inadquacies in the bedroom... the dude.. remains scowling.. fuckin women

mmmm...........fucking women..........

Fenchurch

SUICIDEGIRL

Texas, USA

FEB 27, 2005 11:59 PM

Poison said:
him and his horse seem to have a "thing"

You mean one of these?

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

[Edited on Feb 28, 2005 by Fenchurch]

JoshXXX

Northborough, MA

March 2004

FEB 28, 2005 12:12 AM

Fenchurch said:

Poison said:
him and his horse seem to have a "thing"

You mean one of these?

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

[Edited on Feb 28, 2005 by Fenchurch]

Where did you get that? I swear, I never meant for it to get out, let alone on the internet. The man said it was between us, and I really needed the money...

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sadisticmika

I'm lost

July 2004

FEB 28, 2005 12:19 AM

la-tex-con-dom?...Boy I'd love to live in one of those!

rosehips

Minneapolis, MN

February 2005

FEB 28, 2005 08:23 AM

BrokenGavelBlues said:
True story: One night I went into a corner market on fulton st. in New York to buy a coke, and there was a really old little man of around 75 years at the counter, indicating behind the clerk and asking in a withered voice,"one box of those, the Toe - Toejans?" Seeing what he was pointing at, the clerk asked the guy "These are the Magnums. The extra-large ones. You want these ones?" The question seemed to really confuse him, and he took a long time to think before replying, "Mmmm, I don't know." And the clerk for his part, probably wishing to put this whole exchange behind him, offered, "Um, okay, well if they don't fit you can bring them back and exchange them."

Now two things: First of all, that seems like such an odd thing to offer, an exchange on an opened condom box. Second, maybe I'm overly sensitive, but if it were me, that would have to be about the last exchange I would ever cash in if it was necessary. "Hey, I've got to exchange these, they were waaaaaay too big for me. I mean, I was practically swimming in them!"

That was the first thing I have read in a long time that actually did make me laugh out loud.

Tadzi

Greeley, CO

April 2003

FEB 28, 2005 08:25 AM

doesnt anyone see the big picture here?

trojan man is part of a mulit-corporational new world order organization. hes a spook whos sole job is to disperse birth control devices to young men, thus robbing them of their precious seed. the master plan is to thin out the gene pool so only those within the organization can procreate, thus perpetuating their ubermensch fantasies.

its all here in this pamphlet.

Lain

Astoria, NY

April 2004

FEB 28, 2005 08:28 AM

He stops my Army Of C-MEN from bursting through my womans poon,

charging through her filopian tubes

and seeking destruction of her egg's outer defense's. (kinda like the death star... if you imagine)

so yeah

unnecessaryz

Astoria, NY

July 2003

FEB 28, 2005 08:37 AM

I like how all of the commercials are seen through the eyes of Trojan Man. I don't like knowing that Trojan Man doesn't see the world as one big vagina waiting to get done.

Slander

Dayton, OH

May 2004

FEB 28, 2005 10:30 AM

I just don't like the implications of Trojans.

A bunch of folks who spurned the advances of an invading army for many, many years until trickery and deception finally broke them down.

or

A large wooden idol containing a horde of enemy soldiers...who actually escape once inside the walls of the city and commit mayhem.

sadisticmika

I'm lost

July 2004

FEB 28, 2005 11:23 AM

Slander said:
A large wooden idol containing a horde of enemy soldiers...who actually escape once inside the walls of the city and commit mayhem.

What happens in Las Vegas stays in Las Vegas though.

Slander

Dayton, OH

May 2004

FEB 28, 2005 02:18 PM

sadisticmika said:

Slander said:
A large wooden idol containing a horde of enemy soldiers...who actually escape once inside the walls of the city and commit mayhem.

What happens in Las Vegas stays in Las Vegas though.

Vegas prolly has lots of trojans to defends the walls.

Unibrowser

Eugene, OR

December 2004

FEB 28, 2005 04:18 PM

He borders somewhere between good and bad, right and wrong, and has semi-omniscient powers like Santa... He seems oblivious in some ways though, yes. Would he tell me if I had an STD though?

waldo

I'm lost

June 2004

FEB 28, 2005 04:45 PM

JoshXXX said:

BillHaverchuck said:
I thought he was dressed as a Trojan.

I always thought he was a Royal Canadian Mounded Policeman...

Mounded????

Bwahhahahaa....

JoshXXX

Northborough, MA

March 2004

FEB 28, 2005 05:06 PM

waldo said:

JoshXXX said:

BillHaverchuck said:
I thought he was dressed as a Trojan.

I always thought he was a Royal Canadian Mounded Policeman...

Mounded????

Bwahhahahaa....

Errr.. Seriously, I don't know what's wrong with me lately...

waldo

I'm lost

June 2004

FEB 28, 2005 05:21 PM

JoshXXX said:

waldo said:

JoshXXX said:

BillHaverchuck said:
I thought he was dressed as a Trojan.

I always thought he was a Royal Canadian Mounded Policeman...

Mounded????

Bwahhahahaa....

Errr.. Seriously, I don't know what's wrong with me lately...

Whatever it is, you should keep it...
That's a seriously strange image there, dude

TheLastBoss

Woodbury, NJ

May 2004

FEB 28, 2005 08:57 PM

bruiser_boy said:
I've long suspected that trojan man was really Beefcake the Mighty from Gwar.
http://www.gwar.net/mythos/bios/beef/graphics/beef.jpg

LOL! I clicked on that link and here is what I saw...

That has to be the best "no linking allowed" pic that I have ever seen.
I repeat, LOL.

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Texas, USA

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Northborough, MA

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sadisticmika

I'm lost

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FEB 28, 2005 12:19 AM

Minneapolis, MN

February 2005

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Greeley, CO

April 2003

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Astoria, NY

April 2004

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Dayton, OH

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sadisticmika

I'm lost

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FEB 28, 2005 11:23 AM

Dayton, OH

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FEB 28, 2005 02:18 PM

Eugene, OR

December 2004

FEB 28, 2005 04:18 PM

I'm lost

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FEB 28, 2005 04:45 PM

Northborough, MA

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FEB 28, 2005 05:06 PM

I'm lost

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FEB 28, 2005 05:21 PM

Woodbury, NJ

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