How does Trojan Man respect your personal privacy?

Consider this: no one ever seems surprised that Trojan Man is lurking in the background, wearing a grease stained Whitesnake shirt, like a guy staring out of a big white van across the street, waiting for just the right moment to suggest his favourite brand. Of course, they don't ever posit the notion, "Gee... I wonder if Trojan Man can still see us have sex with TrojanBrand condoms?"

They are only ever so slightly perturbed, like churlish adolescents who unfortuneately got sat next to the drunk relative no one ever likes at christmas, who interupted them to ask if he could borrow a smoke, or if they were going to wrap it.

Tojan, We employee a peeping tom to ensure Her* pleasure.

*For her pleasure condoms, for Her pleasure, awesome... so everyone gets something.

I thought he was dressed as a Trojan.

He's on a horse apparently, like a super hero... but in the commercials he floats above like a benevolent macys day balloon.

seriously... and as soon as he says "her pleasure", the lady in any of the commercials seems overly happy to have a complete stranger there to discuss the inadquacies in the bedroom... the dude.. remains scowling.. fuckin women

other condom companies need better spokespeople.

I'm really glad I don't have a TV.

I've long suspected that trojan man was really Beefcake the Mighty from Gwar.
http://www.gwar.net/mythos/bios/beef/graphics/beef.jpg

I hate Trojans. They used to be my favorite brand, 'cause I figured "Hey, if they're the most expensive, they gotta be the best, right?" After the third one broke, I decided to switch brands

Grease Stained Whitesnake T-Shirt, had me at hello.

Oh and I only rock Magnums, cause I'm Diesel like that.

[Edited on Feb 27, 2005 by PsychoMagnet]

[Edited on Feb 27, 2005 by PsychoMagnet]

Trojan sends me free samples sometimes. So, I guess he knows where I live.

omg me too! I think he's stalking us and is encouraging us to have sex.

With each other???

It is, I think, I stole them when I was a kid... I was a socially concious theif. I don't know what the "Z" is for, but I remember that I always felt wtf about the name.


[Edited on Feb 27, 2005 by sadisticmika]

well, you would think the trojan man would be smart enough to enclose my number. I just have the condoms.

Damn.

yeah, damn you trojan man. We could have scored.

Maybe he'll just let me borrow the horse.

So I can come over. What were you thinking? Pervert.

borrowing the horse would rock.

this thread is creepy.

Um.....I know this really makes no sense when you think about it.....but I always thought he was a Canadian Mountie

So you think he always gets his man?

I always thought he was a Royal Canadian Mounded Policeman...

Haha....dunno
After reading about what some poeple think about his brand though....I kinda doubt it

THERE!!!....SEE?!?!
Im not the only one who thought that