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Junebug

Junebug

Detroit, MI
November 2002

FEB 27, 2005 09:17 AM

interesting.... i have never cryed......

mk700c

mk700c

Ann Arbor, MI
December 2003

FEB 27, 2005 09:20 AM

trampledrose said:
Am I not alone? frown

[Edited on Feb 27, 2005 by trampledrose]



Why did this last line remind me of Emovi so much?

Anyway, that's very strange with the criers - try slapping them until they shut up.

FridgeMagnet

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL
November 2004

FEB 27, 2005 09:22 AM

ALIO said:

DLPChris said:
I attract the crazies, the covert ones. The ones that are totally "normal" for a few months, so you get pretty happy with them, and then they spring some crazy shit on you. Not sure if it's worse than the crying thing though.



Thank god someone else who attracts the crazies!!! I thought it was just me that got lumbered with the psycho hose beasts

I did wake up once to find the girl id gone to bed crying, that didn’t so much as freak me out just made me really self-conscious and wonder if I was really that bad whatever frown



+1

And for ther record I've never cried after sex. I just say, "You're Welcome"

[Edited on Feb 27, 2005 by PsychoMagnet]

SurfBetty

SurfBetty

Atlantic Beach, FL
December 2003

FEB 27, 2005 09:37 AM

I think that it's awesome!!! just to have that ability to say "my pussy makes grown men cry" I would love it!!!!!


annnyways, I have never had a crier..but this one guy would shake and laugh uncontrollably....talk about freaking a girl out. tongue

schoolgirl

schoolgirl

Christmas Island
May 2003

FEB 27, 2005 11:14 AM

SevenMag said:
I dont cry after sex.I usually just get up and get a beer, play some Tony Hawk, and wait for the crazy bizzo to leave.




wink




I usually make THEM get the beer for me AND make me a sandwich too.

seriously though, no guys ever cry afterwards. guys do cry other times. but there usually is a good reason that doesn't disturb me.

Psydragon

Psydragon

Novato, CA
OLD SKOOL

FEB 27, 2005 01:02 PM

The problem seems to be the way you are having sex with these guys.
I suggest using a much smaller strap-on from now on.....

edited for tired grammer mistakes

[Edited on Feb 27, 2005 by Psydragon]

lil_tuffy

lil_tuffy

MODERATOR

San Francisco, CA

FEB 27, 2005 01:05 PM

Racer_X said:
The kinder ,gentler Pussy 11 ? wink



so eleven pussies walk into a bar...


Lil_Tuffy

Thistle

Thistle

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

FEB 27, 2005 01:07 PM

Bullshit.

Makko

Makko

Winter Haven, FL
February 2005

FEB 27, 2005 01:10 PM

Maybe their just sweating?

Tawnya

Tawnya

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

FEB 27, 2005 01:10 PM

Thistle said:
Bullshit.



I can't believe that took unti lthe second page...

datsun

datsun

Richmond, CA
October 2004

FEB 27, 2005 01:29 PM

stop stabbing them in the scrotums during sex....








no,seriously - no idea. my boys rarely cry. I tend to go for the big, beefy guys, though (emo boys don't like me and I like to be the sensitive one...)

Jeff_Fries

Jeff_Fries

Humptulips, WA
September 2003

FEB 27, 2005 01:30 PM

Racer_X said:
The kinder ,gentler Pussy 11 ? wink


Fenchurch

Fenchurch

SUICIDEGIRL

Texas, USA

FEB 27, 2005 03:08 PM

ALIO said:

DLPChris said:
I attract the crazies, the covert ones. The ones that are totally "normal" for a few months, so you get pretty happy with them, and then they spring some crazy shit on you. Not sure if it's worse than the crying thing though.



Thank god someone else who attracts the crazies!!! I thought it was just me that got lumbered with the psycho hose beasts

I did wake up once to find the girl id gone to bed crying, that didn’t so much as freak me out just made me really self-conscious and wonder if I was really that bad whatever frown




PSYCHO HOSE BEASTS!!!

Fenchurch

Fenchurch

SUICIDEGIRL

Texas, USA

FEB 27, 2005 03:09 PM

Tawnya said:

Thistle said:
Bullshit.



I can't believe that took unti lthe second page...



It didn't:

Norusdog said:

Midnyte said:
SO what is it exactly you DO in bed with these men? I mean are you beating them with sticks and humiliating them? Are you asking them questions about their mothers as they put it in? Are you hideously ugly and that is their response when they sober up? Is it a side effect of the drugs you give them?

Sorry I'm not more help. It seems pretty weird, almost unbelievable really. I have never had anyone cry, not after sex anyway. After a fight yes, but after sex, they are usually speaking in tongues and going on about building a temple in my honor or some other yarn, that is after they are done worshiping and kissing my feet of course.



I call bullshit myself. 15 men? no exceptions? Of all the poeple I know and all the girls who talk about there men I have never heard one say there men cried after sex.


highresolution

highresolution

I'm lost
February 2005

FEB 28, 2005 12:26 AM

TheNonStopDancer said:

Do you wear a lot of 'catchy ' jewelry ?



that illicits a rather loud expletive.

no seriously.
maybe it's something to do with the wierd way random people stumble up to me and pour our their life stories, hearts desires and abuse stories.

and it's this wierd manly i'm-not-really-crying-but-i'll-do-one-big-sob-or-wipe-my-tears-on-your-shoulder-so-that-you-notice-that-poor-me-is-actually-fucking-upset.
after sex cry.

and these men are ranging from ages 19 - 43.

at least my vibrator doesn't fucking cry. noddy's a real boy.
shame he can't lie when i want him too.
smile

delusion

delusion

Santa Barbara, CA
March 2004

FEB 28, 2005 12:40 AM

I don't believe you. Sorry.


Unless, are you like 80 going after young men?

delusion

delusion

Santa Barbara, CA
March 2004

FEB 28, 2005 12:41 AM

Fenchurch said:

ALIO said:

DLPChris said:
I attract the crazies, the covert ones. The ones that are totally "normal" for a few months, so you get pretty happy with them, and then they spring some crazy shit on you. Not sure if it's worse than the crying thing though.



Thank god someone else who attracts the crazies!!! I thought it was just me that got lumbered with the psycho hose beasts

I did wake up once to find the girl id gone to bed crying, that didn’t so much as freak me out just made me really self-conscious and wonder if I was really that bad whatever frown




PSYCHO HOSE BEASTS!!!


i will be using that phrase.

JoshXXX

JoshXXX

Northborough, MA
March 2004

FEB 28, 2005 12:55 AM

Ironicly, he laughs after sex...

Gwendolyn

Gwendolyn

SUICIDEGIRL

Indiana, USA

FEB 28, 2005 12:59 AM

Thistle said:
Bullshit.



Thank you.

I was waiting for someone to question the sincerity of this post.

DLPChris

DLPChris

Las Vegas, NV
February 2005

FEB 28, 2005 10:07 PM

delusion said:

Fenchurch said:

ALIO said:

DLPChris said:
I attract the crazies, the covert ones. The ones that are totally "normal" for a few months, so you get pretty happy with them, and then they spring some crazy shit on you. Not sure if it's worse than the crying thing though.



Thank god someone else who attracts the crazies!!! I thought it was just me that got lumbered with the psycho hose beasts

I did wake up once to find the girl id gone to bed crying, that didn’t so much as freak me out just made me really self-conscious and wonder if I was really that bad whatever frown




PSYCHO HOSE BEASTS!!!


i will be using that phrase.



Thank god for Wayne's World.

katiebarthedoor

katiebarthedoor

Louisville, KY
December 2004

FEB 28, 2005 10:11 PM

Jesus, i thought men crying in bed was a myth, or a punchline to a joke or something. whatever

Chitin

Chitin

New York, NY
December 2004

FEB 28, 2005 10:13 PM

I think you need to be more gentle.

Meeks

Meeks

Canada
November 2004

FEB 28, 2005 11:41 PM

a little weird if you ask me....
confused

xcomptonx

xcomptonx

Boston, MA
January 2003

FEB 28, 2005 11:55 PM

JoshXXX said:
Ironicly, he laughs after sex...



Now that is comedy! biggrin Made my night, seriously! smile

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