does anyone else seem to attract the criers?

this a question posed to both the women and the men.

I have an unusual situation where every man I sleep with ends up crying afterwards. And I'm not the most amazing fuck they've ever had either.

After about four guys, I started to get creepy. So I randomly started screwing guys off the street. Like the guy in front of me when I'm getting my morning coffee before work. My clients, Boyfriends, everyone. They get all quiet, and rest their head on my shoulder and cry silent tears.

After about fifteen men, I'm starting to get seriously disturbed.
I've had a few cries for "Mummy" while their cumming, and a lot of random mother issues.

Is there some womanly, motherly sexual vibe that I radiate?
Do you just see a lady on the street and instantly feel like forming riverbeds on her collarbone?

It wouldn't worry me if this was all so fucking random.

I give a lot of emotional support as part of my job, but it's gone past the coincidence factor.

Am I not alone?

[Edited on Feb 27, 2005 by trampledrose]

Woah. That'd freak me the fuck out. Sorry, this isn't much help, eh?

Damn, I felt good making that post. It just felt, you know, kind of right?

*le sniff*

glad i made you feel good mister.

I thought Australian blokes were manly men. Kind of freaked me out when a girl started crying after sex too. But that was just one person.

[Edited on Feb 27, 2005 by stockula]

Theyre only manly in the outback. The rest of them are pussies!

Maybe they need to stretch more before fucking.

Do you wear a lot of 'catchy ' jewelry ?

Do you ever ask them why they're crying?

I attract the crazies, the covert ones. The ones that are totally "normal" for a few months, so you get pretty happy with them, and then they spring some crazy shit on you. Not sure if it's worse than the crying thing though.

I like the pseudoexperimental nature of this. I have never cried after sex no matter how good or bad it is. I have never heard of such a thing before. Maybe it is something weird you do or something like that that gets to these guys. That would be my guess.

Thank god someone else who attracts the crazies!!! I thought it was just me that got lumbered with the psycho hose beasts

I did wake up once to find the girl id gone to bed crying, that didn’t so much as freak me out just made me really self-conscious and wonder if I was really that bad

.....you know, crying is perhaps the FURTHEST thing from what I want to/actually do after orgasm.

Well, not the furthest. I'd rather cry than suddenly drop a load.

I call bullshit myself. 15 men? no exceptions? Of all the poeple I know and all the girls who talk about there men I have never heard one say there men cried after sex.

That's so sad - it almost makes me want to cry. Sniff.

Have these guys hit puberty?

I dont cry after sex.I usually just get up and get a beer, play some Tony Hawk, and wait for the crazy bizzo to leave.

Bizarre.
Ive never heard of a man crying after sex, although I'm sure its possible. Are they married men feeling guilty for screwing around?

I will say Ive cried after sex a few times, but thats cause the orgasm was so fucking powerful that it just happened. It was part of the whole ecstatic meltdown. It was all good.

I think she left out the part that when the guy is about to come she squeezes his balls as hard as she can, because she read about it somewhere..




That is really fucking strange, though.

The kinder ,gentler Pussy 11 ?

I've had a girl cry after I've had sex.

She shouldn't have had such an attractive pet labrador...

Badoom-tsh

I thought the same thing when I saw the topic, except I pictured Homer Simpson and not the chromosome-lacking Crier you pictured.