squerk said:
Lets see, I died laughing once when she said "Ride me cock stallion". Dear god, I don't know when I've laughed that hard. I probably scarred her for life... woops...

Also one time me and my ex had just finished up and we look over and my cat is sitting about a foot away from our heads just staring at us. It was actually really creepy, she just had this intense look in her eyes. We both tried to figure out just how long the cat had be sitting there, but didn't know for sure.

Now I shoo the kitties out and close the door. Lesson learned.

This has happed before to me!! Now I say, "Just one pussy in the room at time!" The cats look at me and have no expression, it creeps me out!

they totally know what youre doing.

ive noticed cats watching me have sex too. they have this look of disapproval and silent disgust. its funny.

what was even funnier was my cat sneaking in and stealing my then-girlfriends underwear and taking off with it.

Your cat stole her underwear, that is awsome!! LMAO The cat was thinking "heh heh, I'll just put these where the next girlfriend will find them...heh heh."

girlordinary

Columbia, MD

May 2003

FEB 24, 2005 11:57 PM

I wish I could remember it word for word but it went something like this...

"It's not you - I mean, the Bronco's lost. Maybe it's because the Bronco's lost."

TheLastBoss

Woodbury, NJ

May 2004

FEB 25, 2005 11:15 AM

"I love it when your balls hit the back of my ass"
said to me by a girl whom I was doggystiling at the time. I'm no doctor, but I'm pretty sure that in that position they just kinda swing freely. And yet she kept saying it over and over again.
Not so much a turnoff as it was inaccurate and confusing.

Vim

Santa Rosa, CA

March 2003

FEB 25, 2005 11:15 AM

"oh shit...I have to fart"

monkeybutt

I'm lost

May 2004

FEB 25, 2005 11:24 AM

"NOOOOO!!!! don't put that THING near me!!!!"

bambam226

Fort Worth, TX

December 2004

FEB 25, 2005 11:27 AM

Thistle said:

beaky said:
"Can I put it in your ass"

Whereas sex without this phrase, for me, just isn't sex.

I Love you.

beaky

Miami, FL

April 2003

FEB 25, 2005 01:53 PM

Thistle said:

beaky said:
"Can I put it in your ass"

Whereas sex without this phrase, for me, just isn't sex.

Tell that to my wife....

no siriously, tell her, with details, maybe she'll like to try it

BlueLeopard

Champaign, IL

November 2004

FEB 25, 2005 02:04 PM

"Get off me Dad, you're crushing my smokes."

KaraLynn

Beverly Hills, CA

April 2004

FEB 25, 2005 02:09 PM

I actually said Shazzam once while I was cumming

Kilgore786

Colorado Springs, CO

February 2005

FEB 25, 2005 04:04 PM

KaraLynn said:
I actually said Shazzam once while I was cumming

Mefistofeles

Sweden

July 2003

FEB 26, 2005 02:54 AM

Actually, I often get turned on by those "sex-killers". What does that make me?

The one thing I can't stand is baby talk. If you want to make me feel "un-horny" the best thing you can do is talk to me like a child.

katblue

Canada

January 2005

FEB 26, 2005 08:53 PM

ThrowDownTheMic said:
"What are you Thinking?"
every 20 seconds.

oh yeah, HATE that. hate it hate it hate it..... and...

you like it, huh? huh? huh?....it's the huh's that always got me. lol. oh wait! another one was,

yeah mommy, right on, i'm yer daddy! WTF?!?!?! so glad i didn't stay with that guy....

Thistle

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

FEB 26, 2005 08:56 PM

TheBestNameEver said:
"I love it when your balls hit the back of my ass"
said to me by a girl whom I was doggystiling at the time. I'm no doctor, but I'm pretty sure that in that position they just kinda swing freely. And yet she kept saying it over and over again.
Not so much a turnoff as it was inaccurate and confusing.

Well I don't know about the back of her ass, but I find that in doggystyle his balls bounce against my clit and vulva and it feels terrific. I'm sure it's uncomfortable for him, but who cares.

TheLastBoss

Woodbury, NJ

May 2004

FEB 26, 2005 09:06 PM

That shouldn't hurt him too bad... unless he accidentally pushes too hard and squeezes them.. :shudder:

Dejajeva

Syracuse, IN

December 2003

FEB 26, 2005 09:06 PM

"Wait, I have to get a diet cock."

I do it all the time. Seriously.

Zerstoer

Tualatin, OR

April 2004

FEB 27, 2005 01:22 AM

Sydni said:
i hate the word boobies. period.

I hate the word period. Booby.

Oh jesus christ that has to be one of the funniest things I have read in a long long time.

MalloryKnoxx

Los Angeles, CA

November 2004

FEB 27, 2005 04:32 PM

gavanv said:
"let me borrow your dick and I'll show you how to fuck"

Ouch!!!

Harshness.

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