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ACarr

ACarr

Asheville, NC
November 2004

FEB 24, 2005 09:49 AM

What is something completely UNSEXY that someone has said to you while getting ready to have/ having/ or just had sex? Something that totally kills the mood and pretty much turns you off. Here are some of mine:

~Is my penis small? How do I compare with other guys?
~Yuck! My feet stink!
~I haven't showered since the last time we had sex!
~(Every 5 seconds) Is it good for you? Are you enjoying yourself?

rosehips

rosehips

Minneapolis, MN
February 2005

FEB 24, 2005 09:51 AM

What should I get my wife for valentine's day? whatever tongue

Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

FEB 24, 2005 09:52 AM

"Forgive me father, for I have sinned. It's been a week since my last confession"

[Edited on Feb 24, 2005 by Cash]

DaGhost

DaGhost

USA
December 2003

FEB 24, 2005 09:52 AM

DO you want me to remove the cuffs?

Finch

Finch

SUICIDEGIRL

Thailand

FEB 24, 2005 09:53 AM

this seems very much like http://suicidegirls.com/boards/Dirty+Talk/64740/ that thread to me.

ACarr

ACarr

Asheville, NC
November 2004

FEB 24, 2005 09:58 AM

plaingurl said:
this seems very much like http://suicidegirls.com/boards/Dirty+Talk/64740/ that thread to me.


The search NEVER works for me. No matter what I type in, it always says there are no results.


P.S. There are not really the same at all.

[Edited on Feb 24, 2005 by rAZORSgONEdULL]

katiebarthedoor

katiebarthedoor

Louisville, KY
December 2004

FEB 24, 2005 10:00 AM

"now just gimmie your wallet and you wont havta die"

beaky

beaky

Miami, FL
April 2003

FEB 24, 2005 10:01 AM

"Can I put it in your ass"

ACarr

ACarr

Asheville, NC
November 2004

FEB 24, 2005 10:02 AM

beaky said:
"Can I put it in your ass"


Ewww...yeah...

Darklis

Darklis

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

FEB 24, 2005 10:03 AM

Damn. My grandma just got home. Hide.

lil_tuffy

lil_tuffy

MODERATOR

San Francisco, CA

FEB 24, 2005 10:06 AM

oh crap... I think my grandaughter's home. hide.

Lil_Tuffy

ThrowDownTheMic

ThrowDownTheMic

Buffalo, NY
August 2004

FEB 24, 2005 10:08 AM

"What are you Thinking?"
every 20 seconds.

Darklis

Darklis

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

FEB 24, 2005 10:10 AM

lil_tuffy said:
oh crap... I think my grandaughter's home. hide.

Lil_Tuffy


You creepy pervert. Is nothing sacred?

lil_tuffy

lil_tuffy

MODERATOR

San Francisco, CA

FEB 24, 2005 10:13 AM

Hexe said:

lil_tuffy said:
oh crap... I think my grandaughter's home. hide.

Lil_Tuffy


You creepy pervert. Is nothing sacred?



Nope. Thank you for teaching me that lesson.

Lil_Tuffy

navin

navin

Seattle, WA
September 2002

FEB 24, 2005 10:16 AM

"don't get me pregnant"

necessary? probably... buzz kill? for sure

Michael_DeSade

Michael_DeSade

Seattle, WA
OLD SKOOL

FEB 24, 2005 10:19 AM

navin said:
"don't get me pregnant"

necessary? probably... buzz kill? for sure



I've found the "Let's make a baby" has the same effect on me.

ARRR!!!

Darklis

Darklis

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

FEB 24, 2005 10:21 AM

lil_tuffy said:

Hexe said:

lil_tuffy said:
oh crap... I think my grandaughter's home. hide.

Lil_Tuffy


You creepy pervert. Is nothing sacred?



Nope. Thank you for teaching me that lesson.

Lil_Tuffy


I'll teach you a few other lessons. We'll need a broomhandle, some honey and a package of skittles.

FridgeMagnet

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL
November 2004

FEB 24, 2005 10:23 AM

I love you.

jermhawk

jermhawk

Tidioute, PA
December 2004

FEB 24, 2005 10:26 AM

after drunken sex "o i lost my tampon" puke

viator

viator

Torrance, CA
December 2004

FEB 24, 2005 10:34 AM

"Get out of the car"
When said by police over the loudspeaker as the spotlights of 3 cars flashed on us.
Yep, that killed the mood.

TheSinner

TheSinner

Seattle, WA
October 2004

FEB 24, 2005 10:37 AM

An oldie but a goody. or is that a baddy?

Is it in yet?

boxing_helena

boxing_helena

Los Angeles, CA
April 2004

FEB 24, 2005 10:49 AM

After ten seconds of shitty fingering... "are you cumming yet?"
yea, right.

Sydni

Sydni

SUICIDEGIRL

Washington, USA

FEB 24, 2005 10:53 AM

i hate the word boobies. period.


Jstone

jstone

Victoria, BC
November 2004

FEB 24, 2005 10:58 AM

I find calling my girlfriend "sister" seems to piss her off. Oh and calling her her sisters name really does it. I have no idea what she sees in me... biggrin

FridgeMagnet

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL
November 2004

FEB 24, 2005 10:58 AM

Sydni said:
i hate the word boobies. period.




I hate the word period. Booby.

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