S & M

A MOTHER cleaning her son's room finds an S&M magazine under the bed.

Upset, she immediately shows the magazine to her husband.

"Well?" his wife asks. "What do you think we should do?"

"I'm not sure," the father replies. "But we certainly shouldn't spank him."

HAHAHAHAHAHA. I thought it was funny...why aren't more people here?

Cute, but I've heard it so many times already.

I saw the thread title and got all excited for some n00b bashing. What a let down.

heard it before, but it's still cute

hahahaha!!!!!

Wowo, responses! I didnt expect any, but it did make me chuckle....

I live in north dakota. that's the first time I've heard this joke.

maybe the kid just wanted to hide his metallica albums

i must be a hermit, cuz thats also the first time ive heard it. and now i will say it to everyone i know! thank you

hehe

Same here, we suck.

we hermits must unite!

heee hee

SPANK ME

I got a kick out of that joke

That put a smile on my face..... lol.....

i hear jokes sometimes...but can never retell them.
i have a horrible joke memory

Just bash him anyway.

don't lie, you got excited for other reasons

That is the first time I had that. I giggled.

Speaking of S&M, I just learned (by reading, not experience) about a practice that dates back to those good old Victorian times - Figging

Seems like an appropriate punnishment for the child, or a n00b for that matter!

I've never heard that one...

I dont talk to people, so I have never heard that joke.

you got it all wrong...

here is the right version;

A MOTHER cleaning her son's room finds an S&M magazine under the bed.
Upset, she immediately shows the magazine to her husband.
"Well?" his wife asks. "What do you think we should do?"
"I'm not sure," the father replies. "But page 32 looks good."

I was watching Superfriends and Superman kept calling Batman ''B.M."

[Edited on Mar 07, 2005 by SmellinOfTroy]