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Trevor

Trevor

Colorado Springs, CO
July 2003

FEB 27, 2005 08:32 PM

Morgan said:
Wait, we have to get FP DRUNK before he makes out with boys?

What about before he makes out with us SGs?



Oh yeah... That'll be about as hard to encourage as trying to make a fat kid eat a twinkie.

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

FEB 27, 2005 08:33 PM

Morgan said:
Wait, we have to get FP DRUNK before he makes out with boys?

What about before he makes out with us SGs?



Yes you have to get me drunk before I'll make out with boys. Or Erica...

Any SGs who want to make out with me just have to ask.

Trevor

Trevor

Colorado Springs, CO
July 2003

FEB 27, 2005 08:36 PM

FreakPirate said:
Any SGs who want to make out with me just have to ask.



Boy, it must suck to be you.





By that, I mean "I want to have your babies."

-Trevor

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

FEB 27, 2005 08:39 PM

Trevor said:

Boy, it must suck to be you.





By that, I mean "I want to have your babies."

-Trevor



Unless you're secretly a hot girl... no dice.


Morgan

Morgan

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

FEB 27, 2005 08:42 PM

FreakPirate said:
Any SGs who want to make out with me just have to ask.



Nice shoes. Wanna make out?

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

FEB 27, 2005 08:47 PM

Morgan said:

Nice shoes. Wanna make out?



Silly Morgan... I'm not wearing shoes!
And yes. Yes I do.

Morgan

Morgan

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

FEB 27, 2005 08:52 PM

FreakPirate said:

Morgan said:

Nice shoes. Wanna make out?



Silly Morgan... I'm not wearing shoes!
And yes. Yes I do.



I KNEW you'd say you weren't wearing shoes.

Oh well, less for me to take off! That's always good.

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

FEB 27, 2005 08:56 PM

Morgan said:

I KNEW you'd say you weren't wearing shoes.

Oh well, less for me to take off! That's always good.



Well... I'm in my room... why would I wear shoes? tongue

Morgan

Morgan

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

FEB 27, 2005 08:59 PM

I wear socks in my room. Tucked into my pajamas, because I'm always cold.

Does that make me less sexually attractive? I think it makes me MORE hot.

Let's cuddle in pajamas in my dorm bed. By which I mean let's cuddle for about ten seconds and then get it on.

bean

bean

STAFF

Los Angeles, CA

FEB 27, 2005 09:01 PM

FreakPirate said:

Morgan said:

I KNEW you'd say you weren't wearing shoes.

Oh well, less for me to take off! That's always good.



Well... I'm in my room... why would I wear shoes? tongue



Are you at least wearing a shirt for once?

Morgan

Morgan

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

FEB 27, 2005 09:03 PM

bean said:
Are you at least wearing a shirt for once?



Wouldn't the world explode if he was?

[Edited on Feb 28, 2005 by Morgan]

bean

bean

STAFF

Los Angeles, CA

FEB 27, 2005 09:10 PM

Morgan said:

bean said:
Are you at least wearing a shirt for once?



Wouldn't the world explode if he was?



Quite possibly. I fear that might cause some sort of paradox that swallows everything.

For the sake of everything in this world, FP, KEEP YOUR SHIRT OFF!
eeek

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

FEB 27, 2005 09:22 PM

bean said:

Quite possibly. I fear that might cause some sort of paradox that swallows everything.

For the sake of everything in this world, FP, KEEP YOUR SHIRT OFF!
eeek



surreal

Okay guys... make up your mind. Do I put a shirt on or do I keep it off?
I'm so confused.

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

FEB 27, 2005 09:41 PM

FreakPirate said:

surreal

Okay guys... make up your mind. Do I put a shirt on or do I keep it off?
I'm so confused.



Sweet monkey Jesus.

Morgan

Morgan

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

FEB 27, 2005 09:42 PM

KEEP IT OFF!

And also come visit me. Shirtless.

bean

bean

STAFF

Los Angeles, CA

FEB 27, 2005 09:57 PM

Yeah, if putting it on means the end of the world, I'm going to have to agree with Morgan.

OFF.

Morgan

Morgan

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

FEB 27, 2005 09:58 PM

You know you only want it off 'cause you wanna do FreakPirate.

EVERYONE wants to do FreakPirate. Even if they don't know it yet.

ArgentumBlack

ArgentumBlack

Lincoln, NE
March 2004

FEB 27, 2005 09:59 PM

AceTracer said:
If I was FreakPirate, I'd be under Morgan's bed right now.



He can't do that because i'm under her bed right......

....why is Freakpirate so desperate again?

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

FEB 27, 2005 10:15 PM

Morgan said:
You know you only want it off 'cause you wanna do FreakPirate.

EVERYONE wants to do FreakPirate. Even if they don't know it yet.



Please... they all know it. wink

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

FEB 27, 2005 10:16 PM

Argentum said:

AceTracer said:
If I was FreakPirate, I'd be under Morgan's bed right now.



He can't do that because i'm under her bed right......

....why is Freakpirate so desperate again?



I think you might be out of your element here.

Lemonkid

Lemonkid

Canada
May 2003

FEB 27, 2005 10:30 PM

unravled said:

Argentum said:

AceTracer said:
If I was FreakPirate, I'd be under Morgan's bed right now.



He can't do that because i'm under her bed right......

....why is Freakpirate so desperate again?



I think you might be out of your element here.



Yeah we're in those weird elements like Einsteinium and shit now. Argentum.. you're about 50 units of atomic weight outta yo' league.

auralpleasure

auralpleasure

Mountain View, CA
February 2004

FEB 27, 2005 10:37 PM

Argentum said:

AceTracer said:
If I was FreakPirate, I'd be under Morgan's bed right now.



He can't do that because i'm under her bed right......

....why is Freakpirate so desperate again?



Because lord knows he doesn't get enough attention. whatever

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