when SGs masturbate..........

do they think of members? i mean, i know we jack or jill off to the girls (exept me. masturbating is gross and dirty), but are any of US sexy enough to have an SG rub off to US?

probably.

I thought there was a "...does God kill a tattooed kitten?" question coming.

From the subject of this thread I thought it was going to be about a really, really good idea for one of those 'When Animals Go Nuts' style TV specials.

[Edited on Jan 30, 2005 by jamie_manic]

sg's masturbating while throwing people around and ramming into cars?

I think it's pretty safe to assume that when SGs masturbate...they're thinking about me.

well if this gon be that kinda party

Damn. Why does that thread turn me on so?

desperation, probably

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing, like
"When grannies whinge..."
or
"Fairy Godmothers from Hell III"

I wish I could remember the one I saw a couple of months ago, where I genuinely thought they were taking the piss... something like

"When friends steal your stuff and don't bring it back, but you really want them to"

It's all about the tough voiceover- say anything in that voice and it sounds more like a title for a TV show...

[Edited on Jan 30, 2005 by Lego]

edited because the joke was redundant

[Edited on Jan 30, 2005 by scrantonian]

now i'm depressed.

Yes. Yes some of us are.

im gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!

as long as you include my Muse in that fantasy i'm all for it.

And that is how you give someone a proper testimonial.

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Aw, Jesus.

That pic cracked me up!!