Historical Figures You'd Like to Fuck

Historical Figures You'd Like to Fuck and Why:

1. Cleopatra: Good enough for Caesar, good enough for me.
2. Catherine the Great: Just to show her that horses got nothin on me
3. Susan B Anthony: I bet sh'ed be fiesty in the sack
4. Wendy O Williams: The original Princess of Punk. Fuck yeah!

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Zeus rocks my socks.

[Edited on Jan 22, 2005 by monkeybutt]

I'm not gay or anything, but I'll go with Jesus, too.

Joan of Arc. This fantasy was developed after Milla played her though so maybe it doesn't count.

Is Keira Knightly a historical figure yet?

Not quite yet

[Edited on Jan 22, 2005 by MaryB]

Bonnie Parker - outlaw women -sigh-....

Helen of Troy had to be pretty damn hot to start a war.

I dunno about fucking, but I'd definatly like to party with Benjamin Franklin. That guy was an all the day party animal. As far as fucking, I'd choose Marie Antoinette. I'd let her eat cake.

same here

it just seems so.forbidden

This WWII Red Army female Sergeant.



[Edited on Jan 22, 2005 by Omisan]

Wendy O' is hardly a "Historic Figure". but ok, i'll do 3 historic, and 1 that is just plain-old DEAD, lol.

1. Joan of Ark: because she was fuckin insane, and crazy-ass chicks can fuck.
2. Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis: she was HOT! and she wanted a right-wing man anyhow.
3. Princess Dianna: just to say i did it.
4. Nancy Spungen (as in: Sid and Nancy): give her a bag of smack and she will do whatever you want.
i know, i know, sounds like someone we all know, but she is (somehow) still alive.

Wartha Washington

YOW!

The Queen of Sheba.
Elizabeth I.
Julius Caesar.
William Shakespeare.
Albrecht Durer.
Mary Magdalene.
Rameses I.

The list goes on and on...

Elizabeth Bathory. That shit would be wild.

Or Joan of Arc. She was hot on Clone High. Or wait, wasn't she like 14 when she died? Maybe not such a good choice...

Winston Churchill,

George W. Bush -- what the hell , he's been fucking me for quite some time .

Lilith, the original SuicideGirl.

queen of sheba