Coke lines off a strippers ass?

Okay, I have some questions about this phenomena. For one thing, how do you get the stripper to hold still? I've never really done it, exactly, but the impression I've always been given is that doing cokelines is generally a pretty rambunctious activity. And are you really going to want anyone messing around with a razor in the vicinity of your ass? and if not how do you get a decent line?

And why is it strippers, specifically? Would it work with other kinds of women? Could you do a cokeline off a nun's ass? A librarians? what if she was a hot nun? Are there rules for this sort of thing?

I think there are a lot of unexplored questions here that need to be asked.

I think you can't do it to nuns because of some technicality in The Bible.

my old band wrote a song about that. it ruled. heavily.

first step: practice with sweet'n'low and a blow up doll

Frank, you're really overthinking it. Coke lines off a stripper's ass is just one of those magical things that happen under the right circumstances, like a leprechaun setting up shop in your garage, or a donkey fucking your sister.

Personally, I prefer young boys' asses.

well, when I was a stripper, I did one off my toe. is that close enough to count?

Oh sure, you can just wait around for it to happen, if you're a romantic faggot. The rest of us go out and make that shit happen, nahumsayin?

I use my Premiere Video movie club card so yes. you can use cards.

just pray to God the stripper's ass wasn't sprayed with WD-40.

I just do it out of their chest cavity. That prevents the whole worrying about moving thing.

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TedKoppel beat me to it.

[Edited on Jan 19, 2005 by Cash]

um, theyre called titties and yeah if youre in a stall or something, its far more convenient. off the ass is for bed. in the morning.

what red word mean?

Nono, I'm pretty sure FreakPirate meant out of their actual chest CAVITY. That's why he travels with a handsaw.

Tits. It's coke off MisterSatan's tits. Has the world gone mad?

How do you know my sister?

And coke off a stripper is like drinking a spilled milkshake off the counter. There's better ways to drink the shake, and you're really just making a mess of the counter.

I've always been fond of the abdomen. Especially on a tight belly, there are grooves already in place for you use. Not to mention the versatility of the navel.

You should go ask Neil Patrick Harris.

How long have you been waiting to tell that joke?

*buzzer* i'm sorry Freaky P, that does not get you the green door prize.

here's a set of handcuffs. g'night.

as for coke... and ass... i'd have to aggree with the general 'it just happens don't plan it' thing.

This, ladies and gents, is a perfect example of how you wind up in a dirty bathroom stall at 4 in the morning doing lines of blow cut with powdered sugar with a transvestite hooker called "Sweety".

Don't. That's how I got gonnohrea of the throat.

And... that's... bad?